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Not that it Matters

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Not that it Matters is here in full — 393 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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We are off.
I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.
It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.
I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.
Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.
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Not that it Matters

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Not that it Matters is here in full — 393 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
We are off.
/wiː ɑːr ɔːf/
Line 2
I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.
/aɪ hæv ˈnʌθɪŋ tuː red bʌt ðen aɪ wɑːnt tuː θɪŋk/
Line 3
It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.
/ɪt ɪz ðə aɪˈdiːl pleɪs ɪn wɪtʃ tuː θɪŋk ə ˈreɪlweɪ ˈkærɪdʒ ðə aɪˈdiːl pleɪs ɪn wɪtʃ tuː biː ˈhæpi/
Line 4
I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.
Line 5
Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.
/lʊk æt ðoʊz ˈtʃɪldrən ˈtraɪɪŋ tuː pleɪ ˈkrɪkət ɪn ðæt ˈdɜːrti ˈbækjɑːrd/

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backyard noun US /ˈbækjɑːrd/

the grounds in back of a house

From this reading “Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.”

billiards noun US /ˈbɪljərdz/

any of several games played on rectangular cloth-covered table (with cushioned edges) in which long tapering cue sticks are used to propel ivory (or composition) balls

From this reading “I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.”

cricket noun US /ˈkrɪkət/

leaping insect; male makes chirping noises by rubbing the forewings together

From this reading “I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.”

croquet verb US /kroʊˈkeɪ/

drive away by hitting with one's ball

From this reading “I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.”

games noun US /ɡeɪmz/

plural of “game” — a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading “I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.”

ideal adjective US /aɪˈdiːl/

conforming to an ultimate standard of perfection or excellence; embodying an ideal

From this reading “It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.”

railway noun US /ˈreɪlweɪ/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading “It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.”

tennis noun US /ˈtenəs/

a game played with rackets by two or four players who hit a ball back and forth over a net that divides the court

From this reading “I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We are off.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

backyardnounUS /ˈbækjɑːrd/

the grounds in back of a house

From this reading Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

billiardsnounUS /ˈbɪljərdz/

any of several games played on rectangular cloth-covered table (with cushioned edges) in which long tapering cue sticks are used to propel ivory (or composition) balls

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

carriagenounUS /ˈkærɪdʒ/

a railcar where passengers ride

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.

cricketnounUS /ˈkrɪkət/

leaping insect; male makes chirping noises by rubbing the forewings together

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

croquetverbUS /kroʊˈkeɪ/

drive away by hitting with one's ball

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

dirtyadjectiveUS /ˈdɜːrti/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

gamesnounUS /ɡeɪmz/

plural of “game” — a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

idealadjectiveUS /aɪˈdiːl/

conforming to an ultimate standard of perfection or excellence; embodying an ideal

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

jollyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

LookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading We are off.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

railwaynounUS /ˈreɪlweɪ/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

tennisnounUS /ˈtenəs/

a game played with rackets by two or four players who hit a ball back and forth over a net that divides the court

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading Look at those children trying to play cricket in that dirty backyard.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading I have nothing to read, but then I want to think.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We are off.

week-end

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It is the ideal place in which to think, a railway carriage; the ideal place in which to be happy.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading I wonder if I shall be in good form this week-end at cricket and tennis, and croquet and billiards, and all the other jolly games I mean to play.

Chapter 2 of Not that it Matters by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne holds 393 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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