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Not that it Matters

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.
She lays the ground-bait for the victims.
Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.
And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!
One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.
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Not that it Matters

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Not that it Matters is here in full — 397 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.
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She lays the ground-bait for the victims.
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Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.
/aʊt pɑːp ðə ˈstuːpəd ˈlɪtəl ˈflaʊərz ˈiːɡər tuː biː dɪˈsiːvd wʌn kʊd fərˈɡɪv ðə ˈænuːəlz bʌt ðə pərˈeniəlz ɔːt tuː noʊ ˈbetər baɪ naʊ ənd daʊn kʌmz mɑːrtʃ ə ˈrɔːrɪŋ ˈlaɪən tuː ˈɡɑːbəl ðem ʌp/
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And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!
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One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

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accessory noun US /ækˈsesəri/

clothing that is worn or carried, but not part of your main clothing

From this reading “Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.”

annuals noun US /ˈænuːəlz/

plural of “annual” — (botany) a plant that completes its entire life cycle within the space of a year

From this reading “Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.”

gobble verb US /ˈɡɑːbəl/

eat hastily without proper chewing

From this reading “Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.”

layman noun US /ˈleɪmən/

someone who is not a clergyman or a professional person

From this reading “One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.”

lays noun US /leɪz/

plural of “lay” — a narrative song with a recurrent refrain

From this reading “She lays the ground-bait for the victims.”

murders noun US /ˈmɜːrdərz/

plural of “murder” — unlawful premeditated killing of a human being by a human being

From this reading “Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.”

perennials noun US /pərˈeniəlz/

plural of “perennial” — (botany) a plant lasting for three seasons or more

From this reading “Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.”

pop verb US /pɑːp/

bulge outward

From this reading “Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

accessorynounUS /ækˈsesəri/

clothing that is worn or carried, but not part of your main clothing

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

annualsnounUS /ˈænuːəlz/

plural of “annual” — (botany) a plant that completes its entire life cycle within the space of a year

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

deceivedverbUS /dɪˈsiːvd/

past form of “deceive” — be false to; be dishonest with

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

eageradjectiveUS /ˈiːɡər/

having or showing keen interest or intense desire or impatient expectancy

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

FebruarynounUS /ˈfebjəweri/

the month following January and preceding March

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

feelsnounUS /fiːlz/

plural of “feel” — an intuitive awareness

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

fig-tree

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From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

flowersnounUS /ˈflaʊərz/

plural of “flower” — a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading She lays the ground-bait for the victims.

forgiveverbUS /fərˈɡɪv/

stop blaming or grant forgiveness

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

fruitnounUS /fruːt/

the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant

From this reading And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!

gobbleverbUS /ˈɡɑːbəl/

eat hastily without proper chewing

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

ground-bait

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She lays the ground-bait for the victims.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

laymannounUS /ˈleɪmən/

someone who is not a clergyman or a professional person

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

laysnounUS /leɪz/

plural of “lay” — a narrative song with a recurrent refrain

From this reading She lays the ground-bait for the victims.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

lionnounUS /ˈlaɪən/

large gregarious predatory feline of Africa and India having a tawny coat with a shaggy mane in the male

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!

MarchverbUS /mɑːrtʃ/

march in a procession

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!

murderernounUS /ˈmɜːrdərər/

a criminal who commits homicide (who performs the unlawful premeditated killing of another human being)

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

murdersnounUS /ˈmɜːrdərz/

plural of “murder” — unlawful premeditated killing of a human being by a human being

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

OutadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

oweverbUS /oʊ/

be obliged to pay or repay

From this reading And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!

peach-tree

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

perennialsnounUS /pərˈeniəlz/

plural of “perennial” — (botany) a plant lasting for three seasons or more

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

popverbUS /pɑːp/

bulge outward

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

roaringnounUS /ˈrɔːrɪŋ/

a deep prolonged loud noise

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She lays the ground-bait for the victims.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

strawberry-bed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

stupidadjectiveUS /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

SuchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading One feels--a layman like myself feels--that it should be enough to have a strawberry-bed, a peach-tree, a fig-tree.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Such a February is a murderer--an accessory to the murders of March.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Out pop the stupid little flowers, eager to be deceived (one could forgive the annuals, but the perennials ought to know better by now), and down comes March, a roaring lion, to gobble them up.

victimsnounUS /ˈvɪktəmz/

plural of “victim” — an unfortunate person who suffers from some adverse circumstance

From this reading She lays the ground-bait for the victims.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading And how much lost fruit do we not owe to February!

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