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Not that it Matters

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Not that it Matters is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"PAT, I was alone when you called.
You heard me talking to the dog.
PLEASE make appointment.
--DAISY."
You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Not that it Matters

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Not that it Matters is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"PAT, I was alone when you called.
/pæt aɪ wɑːz əˈloʊn wen juː kɔːld/
Line 2
You heard me talking to the dog.
/juː hɜːrd miː ˈtɔːkɪŋ tuː ðə dɔːɡ/
Line 3
PLEASE make appointment.
/pliːz meɪk əˈpɔɪntmənt/
Line 4
--DAISY."
/ˈdeɪzi/
Line 5
You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.
/juː wɪl əˈɡriː wɪð miː wen juː red ðɪs ðæt ɪt ɪz ˈɔːlmoʊst tuː ɡʊd tuː biː truː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

agree verb US /əˈɡriː/

be in accord; be in agreement

From this reading “You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.”

appointment noun US /əˈpɔɪntmənt/

the act of putting a person into a non-elective position

From this reading “PLEASE make appointment.”

daisy noun US /ˈdeɪzi/

any of numerous composite plants having flower heads with well-developed ray flowers usually arranged in a single whorl

From this reading “--DAISY."”

dog noun US /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading “You heard me talking to the dog.”

pat verb US /pæt/

pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin

From this reading “"PAT, I was alone when you called.”

please verb US /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading “PLEASE make appointment.”

read verb US /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading “You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.”

talking noun US /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading “You heard me talking to the dog.”

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agreeverbUS /əˈɡriː/

be in accord; be in agreement

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading "PAT, I was alone when you called.

appointmentnounUS /əˈpɔɪntmənt/

the act of putting a person into a non-elective position

From this reading PLEASE make appointment.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading "PAT, I was alone when you called.

DAISYnounUS /ˈdeɪzi/

any of numerous composite plants having flower heads with well-developed ray flowers usually arranged in a single whorl

From this reading --DAISY."

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading You heard me talking to the dog.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading You heard me talking to the dog.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "PAT, I was alone when you called.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading PLEASE make appointment.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading You heard me talking to the dog.

PATverbUS /pæt/

pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin

From this reading "PAT, I was alone when you called.

PLEASEverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading PLEASE make appointment.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

talkingnounUS /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading You heard me talking to the dog.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You heard me talking to the dog.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You heard me talking to the dog.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "PAT, I was alone when you called.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "PAT, I was alone when you called.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You will agree with me when you read this that it is almost too good to be true.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "PAT, I was alone when you called.

Chapter 5 of Not that it Matters by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne holds 394 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 394 sentences of Not that it Matters, unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

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