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Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.
I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.
There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.
Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.
He is only by way of becoming a pig.
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Not that it Matters

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Not that it Matters is here in full — 397 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.
/ðə ˈpoʊəts ənd ˈʌðər ˈdʒentəlmɪn huː hæv ˈrɪtən soʊ mʌtʃ roʊˈmæntɪk ˈnɑːnsens əˈbaʊt ɡʊd red waɪn ənd ɡʊd braʊn eɪl ɑːr riˈspɑːnsəbəl fɔːr ðɪs/
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I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.
/aɪ ədˈmɪt ðæt ə ɡlæs ʌv ˈbɜːrɡəndi ɪz ə mɔːr ˈbjuːtəfəl θɪŋ ðæn ə bləˈmɑːndʒ bʌt aɪ duː nɑːt θɪŋk ðæt ɪt ˈfɑːloʊz ðæt ə ˈsɜːrfət ʌv wʌn ɪz mɔːr hɪˈroʊɪk ðæn ə ˈsɜːrfət ʌv ðə ˈʌðər/
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There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.
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Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.
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He is only by way of becoming a pig.
/hiː ɪz ˈoʊnli baɪ weɪ ʌv bɪˈkʌmɪŋ ə pɪɡ/

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blancmange noun US /bləˈmɑːndʒ/

sweet almond-flavored milk pudding thickened with gelatin or cornstarch; usually molded

From this reading “I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.”

Burgundy noun US /ˈbɜːrɡəndi/

a former province of eastern France that is famous for its wines

From this reading “I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.”

dessert noun US /dɪˈzɜːrt/

a dish served as the last course of a meal

From this reading “Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.”

divinity noun US /dɪˈvɪnəti/

any supernatural being worshipped as controlling some part of the world or some aspect of life or who is the personification of a force

From this reading “There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.”

grape noun US /ɡreɪp/

any of various juicy fruit of the genus Vitis with green or purple skins; grow in clusters

From this reading “There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.”

surfeit verb US /ˈsɜːrfət/

supply or feed to surfeit

From this reading “I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.”

trodden verb US /ˈtrɑːdən/

inflected form of “tread” — put down or press the foot, place the foot

From this reading “There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.”

tucked adjective US /tʌkt/

having tucked or being tucked

From this reading “Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

alenounUS /eɪl/

a general name for beer made with a top fermenting yeast; in some of the United States an ale is (by law) a brew of more than 4% alcohol by volume

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

becomingadjectiveUS /bɪˈkʌmɪŋ/

according with custom or propriety

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

blancmangenounUS /bləˈmɑːndʒ/

sweet almond-flavored milk pudding thickened with gelatin or cornstarch; usually molded

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

brownnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

BurgundynounUS /ˈbɜːrɡəndi/

a former province of eastern France that is famous for its wines

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

dessertnounUS /dɪˈzɜːrt/

a dish served as the last course of a meal

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

divinitynounUS /dɪˈvɪnəti/

any supernatural being worshipped as controlling some part of the world or some aspect of life or who is the personification of a force

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

else

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From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

excessnounUS /ˈekses/

a quantity much larger than is needed

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

excusesnounUS /ɪksˈkjuːsɪz/

plural of “excuse” — a defense of some offensive behavior or some failure to keep a promise etc.

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

expectverbUS /ɪkˈspekt/

regard something as probable or likely

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

grapenounUS /ɡreɪp/

any of various juicy fruit of the genus Vitis with green or purple skins; grow in clusters

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

heroicadjectiveUS /hɪˈroʊɪk/

very imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary (especially in size or scale)

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

hymned

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From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

jollyadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɑːli/

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

nonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading He is only by way of becoming a pig.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

pignounUS /pɪɡ/

domestic swine

From this reading He is only by way of becoming a pig.

poetnounUS /ˈpoʊət/

a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

poetsnounUS /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

responsibleadjectiveUS /riˈspɑːnsəbəl/

worthy of or requiring responsibility or trust; or held accountable

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

romanticadjectiveUS /roʊˈmæntɪk/

belonging to or characteristic of Romanticism or the Romantic Movement in the arts

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

surfeitverbUS /ˈsɜːrfət/

supply or feed to surfeit

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I admit that a glass of Burgundy is a more beautiful thing than a blancmange, but I do not think that it follows that a surfeit of one is more heroic than a surfeit of the other.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

troddenverbUS /ˈtrɑːdən/

inflected form of “tread” — put down or press the foot, place the foot

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

tuckedadjectiveUS /tʌkt/

having tucked or being tucked

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

winenounUS /waɪn/

fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading There may be a divinity in the grape which excuses excess, but if so, one would expect it to be there even before the grape had been trodden on by somebody else.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading The poets and other gentlemen who have written so much romantic nonsense about "good red wine" and "good brown ale" are responsible for this.

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading Yet no poet ever hymned the man who tucked into the dessert, or told him that he was by way of becoming a jolly good fellow.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #5803, a public-domain edition. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Not that it Matters take to read?

About 199 minutes of reading across 480 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Not that it Matters section by section

How to work through Not that it Matters section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 6 chapters of Not that it Matters to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Not that it Matters

Words and structures a reader meets early in Not that it Matters, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Matters
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Not that it Matters; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Milne
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Not that it Matters; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Sometimes
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Not that it Matters; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Printer
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Not that it Matters; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.