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Nothing to Say A Slight Slap at Mobocratic
Nothing to Say A Slight Slap at Mobocratic

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nothing to Say A Slight Slap at Mobocratic is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."
New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.
Pp.
380.
12mo.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Nothing to Say A Slight Slap at Mobocratic

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Nothing to Say A Slight Slap at Mobocratic is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."
/ðə ˈfʌniəst wɜːrks ɪn eɡˈzɪstəns/
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New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.
Line 3
Pp.
Line 4
380.
Line 5
12mo.

Learner Dictionary

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broadway noun US /ˈbrɔːdweɪ/

a street in Manhattan that passes through Times Square; famous for its theaters

From this reading “New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.”

editions noun US /ɪˈdɪʃənz/

plural of “edition” — the form in which a text (especially a printed book) is published

From this reading “New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.”

existence noun US /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading “"THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."”

funniest adjective US /ˈfʌniəst/

superlative of “funny” — arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “"THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."”

New adjective US /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading “New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.”

rudd noun US /rʌd/

European freshwater fish resembling the roach

From this reading “New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.”

says noun US /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading “New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.”

works noun US /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading “"THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."”

All words in this reading · 25

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12

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 12mo.

310

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

380

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 380.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

BROADWAYnounUS /ˈbrɔːdweɪ/

a street in Manhattan that passes through Times Square; famous for its theaters

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

CARLETON

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

DOESTICKS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

editionsnounUS /ɪˈdɪʃənz/

plural of “edition” — the form in which a text (especially a printed book) is published

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

EXISTENCEnounUS /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading "THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."

FUNNIESTadjectiveUS /ˈfʌniəst/

superlative of “funny” — arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading "THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

HEpronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."

monounUS /moʊ/

an indefinitely short time

From this reading 12mo.

NnounUS /en/

a common nonmetallic element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless inert diatomic gas; constitutes 78 percent of the atmosphere by volume; a constituent of all living tissues

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

Pp

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Pp.

RUDDnounUS /rʌd/

European freshwater fish resembling the roach

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

SAYSnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."

WHATpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

WORKSnounUS /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading "THE FUNNIEST WORKS IN EXISTENCE."

YnounUS /waɪ/

a silvery metallic element that is common in rare-earth minerals; used in magnesium and aluminum alloys

From this reading New editions of which have been RUDD & CARLETON, 310 BROADWAY, N. Y. DOESTICKS, WHAT HE SAYS.

Chapter 1 of Nothing to Say A Slight Slap at Mobocratic by Q. K. Philander Doesticks holds 119 sentences, grouped into 24 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Nothing to Say A Slight Slap at Mobocratic

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Funniest
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Works
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Existence
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Editions
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