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Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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One day we spoke of crime and criminals.
We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.
"It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.
Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.
Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.
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Novel Notes

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Novel Notes is here in full — 275 sentences across 55 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/55 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
One day we spoke of crime and criminals.
/wʌn deɪ wiː spoʊk ʌv kraɪm ənd ˈkrɪmənəlz/
Line 2
We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.
/wiː hæd dɪˈskʌst ðə ˌpɑːsəˈbɪlətiː ʌv ə ˈnɑːvəl wɪˈθaʊt ə ˈvɪlən bʌt hæd ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd ðæt ɪt wʊd biː əˈnɪntrəstɪŋ/
Line 3
"It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.
Line 4
Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.
/duː juː noʊ hiː kənˈtɪnjuːd wen aɪ hiːr ʌv foʊks ˈɡoʊɪŋ əˈbaʊt ðə wɜːrld ˈtraɪɪŋ tuː rəˈfɔːrm ˈevribɑːdi ənd meɪk ðem ɡʊd aɪ ɡet ˈpɑːzətɪvli ˈnɜːrvəs/
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Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.
/wʌns duː əˈweɪ wɪð sɪn ənd ˈlɪtərətʃər wɪl bɪˈkʌm ə θɪŋ ʌv ðə pæst/

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criminals noun US /ˈkrɪmənəlz/

plural of “criminal” — someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime

From this reading “One day we spoke of crime and criminals.”

desperately adverb US /ˈdespərətli/

with great urgency

From this reading “"It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.”

discussed verb US /dɪˈskʌst/

past form of “discuss” — to consider or examine in speech or writing

From this reading “We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.”

positively adverb US /ˈpɑːzətɪvli/

extremely

From this reading “Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.”

reform noun US /rəˈfɔːrm/

a change for the better as a result of correcting abuses

From this reading “Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.”

terribly adverb US /ˈterəbli/

used as intensifiers

From this reading “"It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.”

uninteresting adjective US /əˈnɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing no interest or attention or curiosity or excitement

From this reading “We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.”

villain noun US /ˈvɪlən/

a wicked or evil person; someone who does evil deliberately

From this reading “We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading One day we spoke of crime and criminals.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

continuedadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːd/

without stop or interruption

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

crimenounUS /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading One day we spoke of crime and criminals.

criminalsnounUS /ˈkrɪmənəlz/

plural of “criminal” — someone who has committed a crime or has been legally convicted of a crime

From this reading One day we spoke of crime and criminals.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading One day we spoke of crime and criminals.

decidedadjectiveUS /ˌdɪˈsaɪdɪd/

recognizable; marked

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

desperatelyadverbUS /ˈdespərətli/

with great urgency

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

discussedverbUS /dɪˈskʌst/

past form of “discuss” — to consider or examine in speech or writing

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

literaturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

MacShaughnassy

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From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

musinglyadverb

in a reflective manner

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

nervousadjectiveUS /ˈnɜːrvəs/

easily agitated

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

novelnounUS /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading One day we spoke of crime and criminals.

OnceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One day we spoke of crime and criminals.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

pastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

positivelyadverbUS /ˈpɑːzətɪvli/

extremely

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

possibilitynounUS /ˌpɑːsəˈbɪlətiː/

a future prospect or potential

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

reflectionnounUS /rɪˈflekʃən/

a calm, lengthy, intent consideration

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

reformnounUS /rəˈfɔːrm/

a change for the better as a result of correcting abuses

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

remarkedverbUS /rɪˈmɑːrkt/

past form of “remark” — make mention of

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

sinnounUS /sɪn/

estrangement from god

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

spokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading One day we spoke of crime and criminals.

terriblyadverbUS /ˈterəbli/

used as intensifiers

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

uninterestingadjectiveUS /əˈnɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing no interest or attention or curiosity or excitement

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

villainnounUS /ˈvɪlən/

a wicked or evil person; someone who does evil deliberately

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading One day we spoke of crime and criminals.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "It is a terribly sad reflection," remarked MacShaughnassy, musingly; "but what a desperately dull place this earth would be if it were not for our friends the bad people.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Once do away with sin, and literature will become a thing of the past.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading We had discussed the possibility of a novel without a villain, but had decided that it would be uninteresting.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Do you know," he continued, "when I hear of folks going about the world trying to reform everybody and make them good, I get positively nervous.

Chapter 8 of Novel Notes by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 275 sentences, grouped into 55 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of Novel Notes contain?

Chapter 8 holds 275 sentences of Novel Notes, unabridged, divided into 55 reading sections.

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Evening
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Party
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Friend
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