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Nuts to Crack

Chapter I

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NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.
BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.
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_PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.
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Nuts to Crack

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Nuts to Crack is here in full — 390 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.
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BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.
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ETC.
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_PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Anecdote noun US /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading “NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.”

cambridge noun US /ˈkeɪmbrɪdʒ/

a university in England

From this reading “NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.”

hart noun US /hɑːrt/

United States playwright who collaborated with George S. Kaufman (1904-1961)

From this reading “_PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.”

nuts adjective US /nʌts/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading “NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.”

philadelphia noun US /ˌfɪləˈdelfiə/

the largest city in Pennsylvania; located in the southeastern part of the state on the Delaware river; site of Independence Hall where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were signed; site of the University of Pennsylvania

Quips noun US /kwɪps/

plural of “quip” — a witty saying

From this reading “NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.”

Quirks noun US /kwɜːrks/

plural of “quirk” — a strange attitude or habit

From this reading “NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.”

scholars noun US /ˈskɑːlərz/

plural of “scholar” — a learned person (especially in the humanities); someone who by long study has gained mastery in one or more disciplines

From this reading “NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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BY THE AUTHOR preposition + article + noun counted as “by … author”

In this reading “BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.”

All words in this reading · 25

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

AnecdotenounUS /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.

CAMBRIDGEnounUS /ˈkeɪmbrɪdʒ/

a university in England

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

CANTABRIGIENSES

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.

CAREY

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.

CRACKverbUS /kræk/

become fractured; break or crack on the surface only

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading _PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.

ETC

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.

Facete

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

FACETIÆ

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.

HARTnounUS /hɑːrt/

United States playwright who collaborated with George S. Kaufman (1904-1961)

From this reading _PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.

LnounUS /el/

a metric unit of capacity, formerly defined as the volume of one kilogram of pure water under standard conditions; now equal to 1,000 cubic centimeters (or approximately 1.75 pints)

From this reading _PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.

NUTSadjectiveUS /nʌts/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.

ORconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

OXFORDnounUS /ˈɑːksfərd/

a city in southern England to the northwest of London; site of Oxford University

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

PHILADELPHIAnounUS /ˌfɪləˈdelfiə/

the largest city in Pennsylvania; located in the southeastern part of the state on the Delaware river; site of Independence Hall where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were signed; site of the University of Pennsylvania

From this reading _PHILADELPHIA_: E. L. CAREY & A. HART.

QuipsnounUS /kwɪps/

plural of “quip” — a witty saying

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

QuirksnounUS /kwɜːrks/

plural of “quirk” — a strange attitude or habit

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

SCHOLARSnounUS /ˈskɑːlərz/

plural of “scholar” — a learned person (especially in the humanities); someone who by long study has gained mastery in one or more disciplines

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading BY THE AUTHOR OF "FACETIÆ CANTABRIGIENSES," ETC.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading NUTS TO CRACK; OR, Quips, Quirks, Anecdote and Facete OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE SCHOLARS.

Chapter 1 of Nuts to Crack by Richard Gooch holds 390 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 390 sentences of Nuts to Crack, unabridged, divided into 78 reading sections.

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Crack
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Quips
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Quirks
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Anecdote
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