Complete classic literature • Five-line readings • Clear US narration
VELMORA ACADEMY
Academy of Archival Languages & Memory Studies
Menu Close
Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns)
Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns)

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) is here in full — 458 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Cover illustration for Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns)
Context Illustration Reading 1/91 · 5 lines
English subtitles · tap any word to listen 1 / 5
These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.
"Curly Locks!"
"_Curly Locks!
Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine?
Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!
0:00 / 0:00
Speed 0.75x
AI-generated narration by OpenAI · Slow US English
LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns)

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) is here in full — 458 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/91 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.
/ðiːz ˈpɪktʃərz ˈɔːlsoʊ ˈstɪmjəleɪt ðə pres ʌv ðə ˈkʌntri tuː traɪ ɪt ðemˈselvz ənd tuː æd ˈʌðər ˈhɔːrərz wɪtʃ duː nɑːt ɪn ˈeni weɪ ˌɪntərˈfɪr wɪð ðə ˈlaɪknəs bʌt æt ðə seɪm taɪm enˈkɜːrɪdʒ miː tuː ˈtrævəl ˈmoʊstli baɪ naɪt/
Line 2
"Curly Locks!"
/ˈkɜːrli lɑːks/
Line 3
"_Curly Locks!
/ˈkɜːrli lɑːks/
Line 4
Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine?
/ˈkɜːrli lɑːks wɪlt ðaʊ biː maɪn/
Line 5
Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!
/ðaʊ ʃælt nɑːt wɑːʃ ðə ˈdɪʃəz nɔːr jet fiːd ðə swaɪn bʌt sɪt ɑːn ə ˈkʊʃən ənd soʊ ə faɪn siːm ənd fiːst əˈpɑːn ˈstrɔːberiz ˈʃʊɡər ənd kriːm ˈkɜːrli lɑːks/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Curly adjective US /ˈkɜːrli/

(of hair) having curls or waves

From this reading “"Curly Locks!"”

cushion noun US /ˈkʊʃən/

a mechanical damper; absorbs energy of sudden impulses

From this reading “Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!”

horrors noun US /ˈhɔːrərz/

plural of “horror” — intense and profound fear

From this reading “These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.”

seam noun US /siːm/

joint consisting of a line formed by joining two pieces

From this reading “Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!”

sew verb US /soʊ/

fasten by sewing; do needlework

From this reading “Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!”

stimulate verb US /ˈstɪmjəleɪt/

act as a stimulant

From this reading “These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.”

strawberries noun US /ˈstrɔːberiz/

plural of “strawberry” — sweet fleshy red fruit

From this reading “Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!”

swine noun US /swaɪn/

stout-bodied short-legged omnivorous animals

From this reading “Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

wash the dishes verb + article + noun counted as “wash … dish”

In this reading “Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!”

same time adjective + noun

In this reading “These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.”

interfere with verb + particle

In this reading “These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.”

on a cushion preposition + article + noun counted as “on … cushion”

In this reading “Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!”

any way adjective + noun

In this reading “These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.”

sit on verb + particle

In this reading “Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!”

All words in this reading · 60

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine?

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

creamnounUS /kriːm/

the best people or things in a group

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

CurlyadjectiveUS /ˈkɜːrli/

(of hair) having curls or waves

From this reading "Curly Locks!"

cushionnounUS /ˈkʊʃən/

a mechanical damper; absorbs energy of sudden impulses

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

dishesnounUS /ˈdɪʃəz/

plural of “dish” — a piece of dishware normally used as a container for holding or serving food

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

encourageverbUS /enˈkɜːrɪdʒ/

contribute to the progress or growth of

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

feastnounUS /fiːst/

a ceremonial dinner party for many people

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

feedverbUS /fiːd/

provide as food

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

horrorsnounUS /ˈhɔːrərz/

plural of “horror” — intense and profound fear

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

interfereverbUS /ˌɪntərˈfɪr/

come between so as to be hindrance or obstacle

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

likenessnounUS /ˈlaɪknəs/

similarity in appearance or character or nature between persons or things

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

LocksnounUS /lɑːks/

plural of “lock” — a fastener fitted to a door or drawer to keep it firmly closed

From this reading "Curly Locks!"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine?

mostlyadverbUS /ˈmoʊstli/

in large part; mainly or chiefly

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

picturesnounUS /ˈpɪktʃərz/

plural of “picture” — a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

pressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

seamnounUS /siːm/

joint consisting of a line formed by joining two pieces

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

sewverbUS /soʊ/

fasten by sewing; do needlework

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

shaltmodal verbUS /ʃælt/

an old form of “shall”, used with “thou”

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

stimulateverbUS /ˈstɪmjəleɪt/

act as a stimulant

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

strawberriesnounUS /ˈstrɔːberiz/

plural of “strawberry” — sweet fleshy red fruit

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

sugarnounUS /ˈʃʊɡər/

a white crystalline carbohydrate used as a sweetener and preservative

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

swinenounUS /swaɪn/

stout-bodied short-legged omnivorous animals

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

thoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine?

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

travelverbUS /ˈtrævəl/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

washverbUS /wɑːʃ/

clean with some chemical process

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

wiltmodal verbUS /wɪlt/

an old form of “will”, used with “thou”

From this reading Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading These pictures also stimulate the press of the country to try it themselves and to add other horrors which do not in any way interfere with the likeness, but at the same time encourage me to travel mostly by night.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine-- But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream._" Curly Locks!

Chapter 3 of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) by Bill Nye holds 458 sentences, grouped into 92 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) contain?

Chapter 3 holds 458 sentences of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns), unabridged, divided into 92 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) by Bill Nye exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 458 sentences, grouped into 92 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 3 of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns)?

Work through the 92 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 92 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 3 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 3 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns)

Common questions about reading Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) by Bill Nye on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns)?

Yes. All 1787 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #30131 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #30131, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) take to read?

About 148 minutes of reading across 358 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) section by section

How to work through Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 4 chapters of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns) to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns)

Words and structures a reader meets early in Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns), each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Thompson
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Thomas
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Chicago
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Edgar
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor (Poems and Yarns); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.