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Chapter XIII

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HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.
It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.
Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.
They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.
And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.
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Odd Numbers

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Odd Numbers is here in full — 252 sentences across 51 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/50 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.
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It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.
/ɪt dʒʌst ɡoʊz tuː ʃoʊ wʌt ɪˈfekt ðə fɜːrst doʊs ʌv hɑːt ˈweðər ɪz ˈlaɪəbəl tuː hæv ɑːn ðə ˈkʌstərd hedz/
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Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.
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They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.
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And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

Learner Dictionary

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boils noun US /bɔɪlz/

plural of “boil” — a painful sore with a hard core filled with pus

From this reading “They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.”

custard noun US /ˈkʌstərd/

sweetened mixture of milk and eggs baked or boiled or frozen

From this reading “It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.”

dodge verb US /dɑːdʒ/

make a sudden movement in a new direction so as to avoid

From this reading “They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.”

dose noun US /doʊs/

a measured portion of medicine taken at any one time

From this reading “It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.”

liable adjective US /ˈlaɪəbəl/

at risk of or subject to experiencing something usually unpleasant

From this reading “It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.”

sidestep verb US /ˈsaɪdstep/

avoid or try to avoid fulfilling, answering, or performing (duties, questions, or issues)

From this reading “And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.”

soften verb US /ˈsɑːfən/

make (images or sounds) soft or softer

From this reading “And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.”

specialist noun US /ˈspeʃələst/

an expert who is devoted to one occupation or branch of learning

From this reading “And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

hot weather adjective + noun

a period of unusually high temperatures

In this reading “It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.”

bad dreams adjective + noun counted as “bad dream”

In this reading “They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.”

other folks adjective + noun

In this reading “They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

ain't

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From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

boilsnounUS /bɔɪlz/

plural of “boil” — a painful sore with a hard core filled with pus

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

brainnounUS /breɪn/

that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

CUREverbUS /kjʊr/

provide a cure for, make healthy again

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

custardnounUS /ˈkʌstərd/

sweetened mixture of milk and eggs baked or boiled or frozen

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

dodgeverbUS /dɑːdʒ/

make a sudden movement in a new direction so as to avoid

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

dosenounUS /doʊs/

a measured portion of medicine taken at any one time

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

dreamsnounUS /driːmz/

plural of “dream” — a series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

effectnounUS /ɪˈfekt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

folksnounUS /foʊks/

your parents

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

gettin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

GLOOMnounUS /ɡluːm/

a state of partial or total darkness

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

havin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

HEINEY

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

hotadjectiveUS /hɑːt/

used of physical heat; having a high or higher than desirable temperature or giving off heat or feeling or causing a sensation of heat or burning

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

liableadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪəbəl/

at risk of or subject to experiencing something usually unpleasant

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

maybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

more'n

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

necknounUS /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

oughtn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.

passesnounUS /ˈpæsəz/

plural of “pass” — (baseball) an advance to first base by a batter who receives four balls

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

sayin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

sidestepverbUS /ˈsaɪdstep/

avoid or try to avoid fulfilling, answering, or performing (duties, questions, or issues)

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

softenverbUS /ˈsɑːfən/

make (images or sounds) soft or softer

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

specialistnounUS /ˈspeʃələst/

an expert who is devoted to one occupation or branch of learning

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

TAKESnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

TwonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading They can't seem to help gettin' that way, any more'n other folks can dodge havin' bad dreams, or boils on the neck.

weathernounUS /ˈweðər/

the atmospheric conditions that comprise the state of the atmosphere in terms of temperature and wind and clouds and precipitation

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, maybe I oughtn't to call 'em that, either.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading It just goes to show what effect the first dose of hot weather is liable to have on the custard heads.

what'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading And I ain't any mind specialist; so when it comes to sayin' what'll soften up a man's brain, or whether he couldn't sidestep it if he tried, I passes the make.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading HEINEY TAKES THE GLOOM CURE Two in one day, mind you.

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