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Odd Numbers

Chapter XIV

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A TRY-OUT FOR TOODLEISM Eh?
Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.
If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.
As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.
What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?
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Archivist
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Odd Numbers

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of Odd Numbers is here in full — 229 sentences across 46 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/45 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A TRY-OUT FOR TOODLEISM Eh?
Line 2
Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.
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If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.
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As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.
/æz ɪt ɪz ðə miːt ɪz ˈoʊnli ə ˈlɪtəl sɔːr ənd ə fjuː mɔːr ˈælkəhɑːl rʌbz wɪl pʊt ɪt ɪn ʃeɪp/
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What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

alcohol noun US /ˈælkəhɑːl/

a liquor or brew containing alcohol as the active agent

From this reading “As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.”

disabled noun US /dɪˈseɪbəld/

people collectively who are crippled or otherwise physically handicapped

From this reading “What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?”

jointed adjective US /ˈdʒɔɪntəd/

having joints or jointed segments

From this reading “Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.”

rubs noun US /rʌbz/

plural of “rub” — an unforeseen obstacle

From this reading “As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.”

sore adjective US /sɔːr/

hurting

From this reading “As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.”

splints noun US /splɪnts/

plural of “splint” — a thin sliver of wood

From this reading “If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.”

stiff adjective US /stɪf/

not moving or operating freely

From this reading “Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.”

wheel verb US /wiːl/

change directions as if revolving on a pivot

From this reading “If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

left leg noun + noun

In this reading “If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.”

wheel chair verb + noun

In this reading “If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.”

other day adjective + noun

In this reading “If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A TRY-OUT FOR TOODLEISM Eh?

alcoholnounUS /ˈælkəhɑːl/

a liquor or brew containing alcohol as the active agent

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

bein

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

disablednounUS /dɪˈseɪbəld/

people collectively who are crippled or otherwise physically handicapped

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

Eh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A TRY-OUT FOR TOODLEISM Eh?

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A TRY-OUT FOR TOODLEISM Eh?

gettin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

hadn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

jointedadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɔɪntəd/

having joints or jointed segments

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

legnounUS /leɡ/

a human limb; commonly used to refer to a whole limb but technically only the part of the limb between the knee and ankle

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

listverbUS /lɪst/

give or make a list of; name individually; give the names of

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

lucknounUS /lʌk/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

maybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

meatnounUS /miːt/

the flesh of animals (including fishes and birds and snails) used as food

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

pushedverbUS /pʊʃt/

past form of “push” — move with force

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

rubsnounUS /rʌbz/

plural of “rub” — an unforeseen obstacle

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

satisfiedadjectiveUS /ˈsætəsfaɪd/

filled with satisfaction

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

shapenounUS /ʃeɪp/

any spatial attributes (especially as defined by outline)

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

soreadjectiveUS /sɔːr/

hurting

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

splintsnounUS /splɪnts/

plural of “splint” — a thin sliver of wood

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

stiffadjectiveUS /stɪf/

not moving or operating freely

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

TOODLEISM

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A TRY-OUT FOR TOODLEISM Eh?

TRY-OUT

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A TRY-OUT FOR TOODLEISM Eh?

walknounUS /wɔːk/

the act of traveling by foot

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

walkin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

wearin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What was it come so near gettin' me on the disabled list?

wheelverbUS /wiːl/

change directions as if revolving on a pivot

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading As it is, the meat is only a little sore, and a few more alcohol rubs will put it in shape.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading If I hadn't had my luck with me the other day, I'd be wearin' that left leg in splints and bein' pushed around in a wheel chair.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Yes, maybe I do walk a little stiff jointed; but, say, I'm satisfied to be walkin' around at all.

Chapter 14 of Odd Numbers by Sewell Ford holds 229 sentences, grouped into 46 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 14 of Odd Numbers contain?

Chapter 14 holds 229 sentences of Odd Numbers, unabridged, divided into 46 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 14 of Odd Numbers by Sewell Ford exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 229 sentences, grouped into 46 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 46 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 46 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Vocabulary met early in Odd Numbers

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Being
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Further
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Chronicles
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Shorty
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