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Off-Hand Sketches, a Little Dashed with Humor

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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"Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.
"This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.
My own impression is, that our friend here is under a mistake."
"Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.
"Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.
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Off-Hand Sketches, a Little Dashed with Humor

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.
/ɡreɪnz sɜːr aɪ rɪˈplaɪd ˈprɑːmptli/
Line 2
"This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.
/ðɪs ɪz ə ˈsɪriəs ˈmætər hiː ˈædəd ənd ɪf ðer ʃʊd biː ˈeni mɪˈsteɪk ɪt wʊd biː sæd ˌɪnˈdiːd tuː ˈhæroʊ ðə ˈfiːlɪŋz ʌv ðoʊz bərˈiːvd ˈperənts baɪ soʊ ˈdredfəl ə tʃɑːrdʒ æz ðæt ʌv ðə ˈmɜːrdər ʌv ðer oʊn ˈɔːfsprɪŋ/
Line 3
My own impression is, that our friend here is under a mistake."
/maɪ oʊn ˌɪmˈpreʃən ɪz ðæt ˈaʊər frend hiːr ɪz ˈʌndər ə mɪˈsteɪk/
Line 4
"Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.
Line 5
"Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.

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bereaved noun US /bərˈiːvd/

a person who has suffered the death of someone they loved

From this reading “"This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.”

Grains noun US /ɡreɪnz/

plural of “grain” — a relatively small granular particle of a substance

From this reading “"Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.”

harrow verb US /ˈhæroʊ/

draw a harrow over

From this reading “"This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.”

indignantly adverb US /ˌɪnˈdɪɡnəntliː/

in an indignant manner

From this reading “"Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.”

misunderstand verb US /ˌmɪsəndərˈstænd/

interpret in the wrong way

From this reading “"Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.”

offspring noun US /ˈɔːfsprɪŋ/

the immediate descendants of a person

From this reading “"This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.”

politely adverb US /pəˈlaɪtli/

in a polite manner

From this reading “"Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.”

promptly adverb US /ˈprɑːmptli/

with little or no delay

From this reading “"Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

addedverbUS /ˈædəd/

past form of “add” — make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading "Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.

bereavednounUS /bərˈiːvd/

a person who has suffered the death of someone they loved

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

Can't

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From this reading "Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.

chargeverbUS /tʃɑːrdʒ/

to make a rush at or sudden attack upon, as in battle

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

Don't

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From this reading "Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.

dreadfuladjectiveUS /ˈdredfəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

earsnounUS /ɪrz/

plural of “ear” — the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading "Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.

feelingsnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋz/

emotional or moral sensitivity (especially in relation to personal principles or dignity)

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading My own impression is, that our friend here is under a mistake."

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading "Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.

GrainsnounUS /ɡreɪnz/

plural of “grain” — a relatively small granular particle of a substance

From this reading "Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.

harrowverbUS /ˈhæroʊ/

draw a harrow over

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading My own impression is, that our friend here is under a mistake."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

impressionnounUS /ˌɪmˈpreʃən/

a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading My own impression is, that our friend here is under a mistake."

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

indignantlyadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdɪɡnəntliː/

in an indignant manner

From this reading "Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.

mistakenounUS /mɪˈsteɪk/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

misunderstandverbUS /ˌmɪsəndərˈstænd/

interpret in the wrong way

From this reading "Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My own impression is, that our friend here is under a mistake."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

offspringnounUS /ˈɔːfsprɪŋ/

the immediate descendants of a person

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading My own impression is, that our friend here is under a mistake."

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

parentsnounUS /ˈperənts/

plural of “parent” — a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

politelyadverbUS /pəˈlaɪtli/

in a polite manner

From this reading "Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.

promptlyadverbUS /ˈprɑːmptli/

with little or no delay

From this reading "Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading "Don't misunderstand me," returned the gentleman, politely.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Can't I believe my own ears, sir?" said I, a little indignantly.

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "Grains, sir," I replied, promptly.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading My own impression is, that our friend here is under a mistake."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "This is a serious matter," he added; "and if there should be any mistake, it would be sad indeed to harrow the feelings of those bereaved parents by so dreadful a charge as that of the murder of their own offspring.

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