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Off Sandy Hook, and Other Stories

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Off Sandy Hook, and Other Stories is here in full — 445 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.
“I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.
“Marry Mr. De Boo, indeed!
If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!
‘In love with me!’
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Off Sandy Hook, and Other Stories

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Off Sandy Hook, and Other Stories is here in full — 445 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.
Line 2
“I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.
Line 3
“Marry Mr. De Boo, indeed!
/ˈmeri ˈmɪstər diː buː ˌɪnˈdiːd/
Line 4
If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!
Line 5
‘In love with me!’
/ɪn lʌv wɪð miː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adopted adjective US /əˈdɑːptɪd/

acquired as your own by free choice

From this reading “If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!”

Aphasia noun US /əˈfeɪʒə/

inability to use or understand language (spoken or written) because of a brain lesion

From this reading ““And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.”

Boo verb US /buː/

show displeasure, as after a performance or speech

From this reading ““Marry Mr. De Boo, indeed!”

female adjective US /ˈfiːmeɪl/

being the sex (of plant or animal) that produces fertilizable gametes (ova) from which offspring develop

From this reading “If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!”

indecent adjective US /ˌɪnˈdiːsənt/

not in keeping with accepted standards of what is right or proper in polite society

From this reading ““I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.”

offended adjective US /əˈfendəd/

emotionally hurt or upset or annoyed

From this reading ““I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.”

profession noun US /prəˈfeʃən/

the body of people in a learned occupation

From this reading “If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!”

sobbed verb US /sɑːbd/

inflected form of “sob” — weep convulsively

From this reading ““And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

never heard adverb + adjective

In this reading ““I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.”

whole course adjective + noun

In this reading ““I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

adoptedadjectiveUS /əˈdɑːptɪd/

acquired as your own by free choice

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

AphasianounUS /əˈfeɪʒə/

inability to use or understand language (spoken or written) because of a brain lesion

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

BooverbUS /buː/

show displeasure, as after a performance or speech

From this reading “Marry Mr. De Boo, indeed!

Brigham

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

DenounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading “Marry Mr. De Boo, indeed!

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

femaleadjectiveUS /ˈfiːmeɪl/

being the sex (of plant or animal) that produces fertilizable gametes (ova) from which offspring develop

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

Gudrun

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

im

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

indecentadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈdiːsənt/

not in keeping with accepted standards of what is right or proper in polite society

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading “Marry Mr. De Boo, indeed!

leadingadjectiveUS /ˈliːdɪŋ/

indicating the most important performer or role

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading ‘In love with me!’

love-scenes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

majestynounUS /ˈmædʒəsti/

impressiveness in scale or proportion

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

marryverbUS /ˈmeri/

take in marriage

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading ‘In love with me!’

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading “Marry Mr. De Boo, indeed!

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

offendedadjectiveUS /əˈfendəd/

emotionally hurt or upset or annoyed

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

playedadjectiveUS /pleɪd/

(of games) engaged in

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

professionnounUS /prəˈfeʃən/

the body of people in a learned occupation

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

risingadjectiveUS /ˈraɪzɪŋ/

advancing or becoming higher or greater in degree or value or status

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

sobbedverbUS /sɑːbd/

inflected form of “sob” — weep convulsively

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

wheneverconjunctionUS /weˈnevər/

at any time that; every time that

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading “I never heard anything so indecent in the whole course of my life,” said Mrs. Gudrun, rising in offended majesty.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “And you may marry ’im whenever you like,” sobbed Aphasia.

YoungadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading If I had married every leading man I’ve played love-scenes with since I adopted this profession, I should be a female Brigham Young!

Chapter 9 of Off Sandy Hook, and Other Stories by Richard Dehan holds 445 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 9 holds 445 sentences of Off Sandy Hook, and Other Stories, unabridged, divided into 89 reading sections.

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