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Officer 666

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Officer 666 is here in full — 107 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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WHITNEY BARNES UNDER FIRE.
Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:
"Why don't you get married?"
"That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.
"Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.
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Officer 666

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Officer 666 is here in full — 107 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
WHITNEY BARNES UNDER FIRE.
Line 2
Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:
Line 3
"Why don't you get married?"
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"That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.
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"Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

banging noun US /ˈbæŋɪŋ/

a continuing very loud noise

From this reading “"Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.”

blandly adverb US /ˈblændli/

in a bland manner

From this reading “"That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.”

mahogany noun US /məˈhɑːɡəni/

wood of any of various mahogany trees; much used for cabinetwork and furniture

From this reading “"Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.”

millionaire noun US /ˌmɪljəˈner/

a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading “Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:”

mustard noun US /ˈmʌstərd/

any of several cruciferous plants of the genus Brassica

From this reading “Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:”

pater noun US /ˈpeɪtər/

an informal use of the Latin word for father; sometimes used by British schoolboys or used facetiously

From this reading “"That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.”

stormed verb US /stɔːrmd/

past form of “storm” — behave violently, as if in state of a great anger

From this reading “"Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.”

whitney noun US /ˈwɪtni/

United States inventor of the mechanical cotton gin (1765-1825)

From this reading “WHITNEY BARNES UNDER FIRE.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

mahogany table noun + noun

In this reading “"Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.”

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “"That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.”

get married verb + adjective

take in marriage

In this reading “"Why don't you get married?"”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

bangingnounUS /ˈbæŋɪŋ/

a continuing very loud noise

From this reading "Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

BARNES

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHITNEY BARNES UNDER FIRE.

blandlyadverbUS /ˈblændli/

in a bland manner

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why don't you get married?"

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading "Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

FIREverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading WHITNEY BARNES UNDER FIRE.

fistnounUS /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading "Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Why don't you get married?"

GrimadjectiveUS /ɡrɪm/

not to be placated or appeased or moved by entreaty

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

JoshuanounUS /ˈdʒɑːʃuːə/

(Old Testament) Moses' successor who led the Israelites into the Promised Land; best remembered for his destruction of Jericho

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

mahoganynounUS /məˈhɑːɡəni/

wood of any of various mahogany trees; much used for cabinetwork and furniture

From this reading "Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading "Why don't you get married?"

millionairenounUS /ˌmɪljəˈner/

a person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

mustardnounUS /ˈmʌstərd/

any of several cruciferous plants of the genus Brassica

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

paternounUS /ˈpeɪtər/

an informal use of the Latin word for father; sometimes used by British schoolboys or used facetiously

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

pinionedadjective

(of birds) especially having the flight feathers

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

pressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

referredverbUS /rəˈfɜːrd/

inflected form of “refer” — make reference to

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

stormedverbUS /stɔːrmd/

past form of “storm” — behave violently, as if in state of a great anger

From this reading "Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

suddenlyadverbUS /ˈsʌdənli/

happening unexpectedly

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

tablenounUS /ˈteɪbəl/

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading "Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

UNDERprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading WHITNEY BARNES UNDER FIRE.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Joshua Barnes, sometimes referred to in the daily press as Old Grim Barnes, the mustard millionaire, turned suddenly upon his son and pinioned him:

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, why don't you, then?" stormed Joshua Barnes, banging his fist down upon the mahogany table.

WHITNEYnounUS /ˈwɪtni/

United States inventor of the mechanical cotton gin (1765-1825)

From this reading WHITNEY BARNES UNDER FIRE.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why don't you get married?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Why don't you get married?"

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading "That's just it, pater--why don't I?" replied the young man, blandly.

Chapter 4 of Officer 666 by Barton Wood Currie holds 107 sentences, grouped into 22 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 4 holds 107 sentences of Officer 666, unabridged, divided into 22 reading sections.

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