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'Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are!'
'Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are!'

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of 'Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are!' is here in full — 627 sentences across 126 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"
Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"
She emerges from the shop.
She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.
She has been shopping.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

'Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are!'

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of 'Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are!' is here in full — 627 sentences across 126 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/125 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"
Line 2
Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"
Line 3
She emerges from the shop.
/ʃiː ɪˈmɜːrdʒɪz frʌm ðə ʃɑːp/
Line 4
She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.
/ʃiː ɪz ˈeni ˈwʊmən ənd ðə ʃɑːp frʌm wɪtʃ ʃiː ɪˈmɜːrdʒɪz ɪz ˈeni ʃɑːp ɪn ˈeni taʊn/
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She has been shopping.
/ʃiː hæz bɪn ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Author noun US /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"”

emerges verb US /ɪˈmɜːrdʒɪz/

third-person singular of “emerge” — come out into view, as from concealment

From this reading “She emerges from the shop.”

Judge verb US /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading “Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"”

Party noun US /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading “Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"”

Priest noun US /priːst/

a clergyman in Christian churches who has the authority to perform or administer various religious rites; one of the Holy Orders

From this reading “Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"”

shop verb US /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading “She emerges from the shop.”

shopping noun US /ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

searching for or buying goods or services

From this reading “She has been shopping.”

town noun US /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading “She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.

AREauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

BackadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading She has been shopping.

emergesverbUS /ɪˈmɜːrdʒɪz/

third-person singular of “emerge” — come out into view, as from concealment

From this reading She emerges from the shop.

etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading She emerges from the shop.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She has been shopping.

HomenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

HOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.

JudgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

KNOWverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

LifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

OHnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

PartynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

PriestnounUS /priːst/

a clergyman in Christian churches who has the authority to perform or administer various religious rites; one of the Holy Orders

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She emerges from the shop.

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading She emerges from the shop.

shoppingnounUS /ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

searching for or buying goods or services

From this reading She has been shopping.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Author of "The Life of the Party," "Back Home," "Old Judge Priest," etc. "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.

WELLadverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading She is any woman, and the shop from which she emerges is any shop in any town.

WOMENnounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

YOUpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE!"

Chapter 1 of 'Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are!' by Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury) Cobb holds 627 sentences, grouped into 126 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in 'Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are!'

Words and structures a reader meets early in 'Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are!', each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Women
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Author
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Party
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Judge
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