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On the Stage--and Off
On the Stage--and Off

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 152 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”
These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.
They perceived mine in a moment.
They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.
But they were conscientious.
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On the Stage--and Off

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 152 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/30 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”
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These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.
/ðiːz ˈdʒentəlmɪn ɑːr əˈpriːʃieɪtɪv ənd ˈveri kwɪk tuː dɪˈsɜːrn riːl ˈtælənt/
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They perceived mine in a moment.
/ðeɪ pərˈsiːvd maɪn ɪn ə ˈmoʊmənt/
Line 4
They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.
/ðeɪ wɜːr ɔːl ʌv ðem ʃʊr ðæt aɪ ʃʊd meɪk ə ˈsplendɪd ˈæktər ənd aɪ wɑːz dʒʌst ðə mæn ðeɪ ˈwɔːntɪd/
Line 5
But they were conscientious.
/bʌt ðeɪ wɜːr ˌkɑːnʃiˈenʃəs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

amateurs noun US /ˈæmətɜːrz/

plural of “amateur” — someone who pursues a study or sport as a pastime

From this reading “MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.””

applying verb US /əˈplaɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading “MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.””

appreciative adjective US /əˈpriːʃieɪtɪv/

feeling or expressive of gratitude

From this reading “These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.”

classed verb US /klæst/

past form of “class” — arrange or order by classes or categories

From this reading “MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.””

conscientious adjective US /ˌkɑːnʃiˈenʃəs/

characterized by extreme care and great effort

From this reading “But they were conscientious.”

Professors noun US /prəˈfesərz/

plural of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading “MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.””

Salaried adjective US /ˈsælərid/

receiving a salary

From this reading “MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.””

sham noun US /ʃæm/

something that is a counterfeit; not what it seems to be

From this reading “MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

real talent adjective + noun

In this reading “These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.”

All words in this reading · 79

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

actornounUS /ˈæktər/

a theatrical performer

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

agentsnounUS /ˈeɪdʒənts/

plural of “agent” — an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

amateursnounUS /ˈæmətɜːrz/

plural of “amateur” — someone who pursues a study or sport as a pastime

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

appearancenounUS /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

applyingverbUS /əˈplaɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

appreciativeadjectiveUS /əˈpriːʃieɪtɪv/

feeling or expressive of gratitude

From this reading These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

classedverbUS /klæst/

past form of “class” — arrange or order by classes or categories

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

conscientiousadjectiveUS /ˌkɑːnʃiˈenʃəs/

characterized by extreme care and great effort

From this reading But they were conscientious.

darknounUS /dɑːrk/

absence of light or illumination

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

discernverbUS /dɪˈsɜːrn/

detect with the senses

From this reading These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

engagementnounUS /enˈɡeɪdʒmənt/

a hostile meeting of opposing military forces in the course of a war

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

fournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

leadingadjectiveUS /ˈliːdɪŋ/

indicating the most important performer or role

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

mediumnounUS /ˈmiːdiəm/

a means or instrumentality for storing or communicating information

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading They perceived mine in a moment.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading They perceived mine in a moment.

MONG

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From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

partsnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

perceivedadjectiveUS /pərˈsiːvd/

detected by instinct or inference rather than by recognized perceptual cues

From this reading They perceived mine in a moment.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

ProfessorsnounUS /prəˈfesərz/

plural of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

quickadjectiveUS /kwɪk/

accomplished rapidly and without delay

From this reading These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.

snounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

SalariedadjectiveUS /ˈsælərid/

receiving a salary

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

shamnounUS /ʃæm/

something that is a counterfeit; not what it seems to be

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

splendidadjectiveUS /ˈsplendɪd/

having great beauty and splendor

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

staturenounUS /ˈstætʃər/

high level of respect gained by impressive development or achievement

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

talentnounUS /ˈtælənt/

natural abilities or qualities

From this reading These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.

talladjectiveUS /tɔːl/

great in vertical dimension; high in stature

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

theaternounUS /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

ThesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They perceived mine in a moment.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading These gentlemen are appreciative, and very quick to discern real talent.

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading They were all of them sure that I should make a splendid actor, and I was just the man they wanted.

West-end

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From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

XnounUS /eks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

YnounUS /waɪ/

a silvery metallic element that is common in rare-earth minerals; used in magnesium and aluminum alloys

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

ZnounUS /ziː/

the ending of a series or sequence

From this reading MONG the sham agents must be classed the “Professors,” or “X. Y. Z.’s,” who are always “able to place two or three” (never more than two or three: it would be no use four applying) “lady and gentlemen amateurs, of tall or medium stature, either dark or fair, but _must_ be of good appearance, at a leading West-end theater, in good parts: Salaried engagement.”

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