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On the Stage--and Off

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 82 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.
It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.
You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.
If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.
If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.
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On the Stage--and Off

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 82 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/16 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.
/hæd ðə steɪdʒ ɔːl tuː ˌmaɪˈself fɔːr əˈbaʊt hæf æn ˈaʊər/
Line 2
It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.
/ɪt ɪz ðə ˈetəkət ʌv ðə ˈθiːətər fɔːr ˈevəri wʌn tuː biː leɪt/
Line 3
You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.
/juː ˈestəmət ðə pəˈzɪʃən ʌv æn ˈæktər baɪ ðə taɪm hiː ɪz leɪt fɔːr rɪˈhɜːrsəl/
Line 4
If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.
Line 5
If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.
/ɪf ə mæn kiːps ˈevribɑːdi ˈweɪtɪŋ æn ˈaʊər ənd ə hæf juː meɪ pʊt hɪm daʊn æz ə stɑːr/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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actor noun US /ˈæktər/

a theatrical performer

From this reading “You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.”

bless verb US /bles/

give a benediction to

From this reading “If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.”

estimate noun US /ˈestəmət/

an approximate calculation of quantity or degree or worth

From this reading “You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.”

etiquette noun US /ˈetəkət/

rules governing socially acceptable behavior

From this reading “It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.”

keeps noun US /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading “If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.”

rehearsal noun US /rɪˈhɜːrsəl/

a practice session in preparation for a public performance (as of a play or speech or concert)

From this reading “You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.”

theater noun US /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading “It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.”

utility noun US /juːˈtɪləti/

a company that performs a public service; subject to government regulation

From this reading “If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.”

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twenty minutes noun + noun

In this reading “If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.”

most likely adverb + adjective

In this reading “If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.”

say a word verb + article + noun counted as “say … word”

In this reading “If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

actornounUS /ˈæktər/

a theatrical performer

From this reading You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

blessverbUS /bles/

give a benediction to

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.

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Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

estimatenounUS /ˈestəmət/

an approximate calculation of quantity or degree or worth

From this reading You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.

etiquettenounUS /ˈetəkət/

rules governing socially acceptable behavior

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

HADauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

keepsnounUS /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

positionnounUS /pəˈzɪʃən/

the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

rehearsalnounUS /rɪˈhɜːrsəl/

a practice session in preparation for a public performance (as of a play or speech or concert)

From this reading You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

stagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

starnounUS /stɑːr/

(astronomy) a celestial body of hot gases that radiates energy derived from thermonuclear reactions in the interior

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

theaternounUS /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading It is the etiquette of the theater for every one to be late.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading HAD the stage all to myself for about half an hour.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

utilitynounUS /juːˈtɪləti/

a company that performs a public service; subject to government regulation

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

waitingnounUS /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading If a man keeps everybody waiting an hour and a half, you may put him down as a star.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading If he (I don’t say a word about ladies: they are always an hour late for everything, bless ‘em) is twenty minutes behind, he is most likely mere utility.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You estimate the position of an actor, by the time he is late for rehearsal.

Chapter 5 of On the Stage--and Off by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 82 sentences, grouped into 17 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 82 sentences of On the Stage--and Off, unabridged, divided into 17 reading sections.

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Brief
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Career
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Would-be
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Actor
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