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On the Stage--and Off

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 92 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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E had five rehearsals for this play.
“What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.
“Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”
I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.
In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.
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On the Stage--and Off

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 92 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/18 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
E had five rehearsals for this play.
/iː hæd faɪv rɪˈhɜːrsəlz fɔːr ðɪs pleɪ/
Line 2
“What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.
/wʌt ðə ˈdɪkənz duː ðeɪ wɑːnt wɪð wɪð soʊ ˈmeni wɑːz ðə ˌɪnˈdɪɡnənt ˈkɑːment ʌv ðə fɜːrst oʊld ˈwʊmən/
Line 3
“Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”
Line 4
I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.
Line 5
In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

amateur noun US /ˈæmətɜːr/

someone who pursues a study or sport as a pastime

From this reading “I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.”

farce noun US /fɑːrs/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading “I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.”

patter noun US /ˈpætər/

plausible glib talk (especially useful to a salesperson)

From this reading “In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.”

provinces noun US /ˈprɑːvənsəz/

plural of “province” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading “In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.”

rehearsal noun US /rɪˈhɜːrsəl/

a practice session in preparation for a public performance (as of a play or speech or concert)

From this reading “In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.”

rehearsals noun US /rɪˈhɜːrsəlz/

plural of “rehearsal” — a practice session in preparation for a public performance (as of a play or speech or concert)

From this reading “E had five rehearsals for this play.”

rehearse verb US /riˈhɜːrs/

engage in a rehearsal

From this reading ““Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.””

ridiculously adverb US /rəˈdɪkjələsli/

so as to arouse or deserve laughter

From this reading “I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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ridiculously small adverb + adjective

In this reading “I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.”

Old Woman adjective + noun

a woman who is old

In this reading ““What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.”

looked upon verb + particle counted as “look upon”

look on as or consider

In this reading “I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.”

nearly all adverb + adjective

In this reading “I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.”

small number adjective + noun

In this reading “I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.”

put on verb + particle

put clothing on one's body

In this reading “In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.”

In the provinces preposition + article + noun counted as “in … province”

In this reading “In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.”

at the time preposition + article + noun counted as “at … time”

simultaneously

In this reading “I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

amateurnounUS /ˈæmətɜːr/

someone who pursues a study or sport as a pastime

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

anxietynounUS /æŋˈzaɪəti/

(psychiatry) a relatively permanent state of worry and nervousness occurring in a variety of mental disorders, usually accompanied by compulsive behavior or attacks of panic

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

betokening

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

comedynounUS /ˈkɑːmədi/

light and humorous drama with a happy ending

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

commentnounUS /ˈkɑːment/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

dickensnounUS /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading E had five rehearsals for this play.

especiallyadverbUS /əˈspeʃli/

to a distinctly greater extent or degree than is common

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

extraordinaryadjectiveUS /ˌekstrəˈɔːrdəneri/

beyond what is ordinary or usual; highly unusual or exceptional or remarkable

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

farcenounUS /fɑːrs/

a comedy characterized by broad satire and improbable situations

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading E had five rehearsals for this play.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading E had five rehearsals for this play.

full-dressed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading E had five rehearsals for this play.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

indignantadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈdɪɡnənt/

angered at something unjust or wrong

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”

knowingadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊɪŋ/

evidencing the possession of inside information

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading “Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

onesnounUS /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

patternounUS /ˈpætər/

plausible glib talk (especially useful to a salesperson)

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading E had five rehearsals for this play.

productionnounUS /prəˈdʌkʃən/

the act or process of producing something

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

provincesnounUS /ˈprɑːvənsəz/

plural of “province” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

rehearsalnounUS /rɪˈhɜːrsəl/

a practice session in preparation for a public performance (as of a play or speech or concert)

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

rehearsalsnounUS /rɪˈhɜːrsəlz/

plural of “rehearsal” — a practice session in preparation for a public performance (as of a play or speech or concert)

From this reading E had five rehearsals for this play.

rehearseverbUS /riˈhɜːrs/

engage in a rehearsal

From this reading “Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”

rememberedverbUS /rɪˈmembərd/

past form of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

requiredadjectiveUS /riˈkwaɪərd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

ridiculouslyadverbUS /rəˈdɪkjələsli/

so as to arouse or deserve laughter

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading “Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

they'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”

thirtynounUS /ˈθɜːrdiː/

the cardinal number that is the product of ten and three

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading E had five rehearsals for this play.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

three-act

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading “Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I thought five a ridiculously small number at the time, especially when I remembered my amateur days, and the thirty or so rehearsals, nearly all full-dressed ones, required for a short farce; but there came a time when I looked upon two as betokening extraordinary anxiety about a production.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading “Why, they’ll rehearse it more times than they’ll play it.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading In the provinces, I have known a three-act comedy put on without any rehearsal at all, and with half the people not even knowing the patter.

WomannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading “What the dickens do they want with with so many?” was the indignant comment of the First Old Woman.

Chapter 7 of On the Stage--and Off by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 92 sentences, grouped into 19 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 7 of On the Stage--and Off contain?

Chapter 7 holds 92 sentences of On the Stage--and Off, unabridged, divided into 19 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 7 of On the Stage--and Off by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 92 sentences, grouped into 19 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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How long does On the Stage--and Off take to read?

About 163 minutes of reading across 394 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in On the Stage--and Off

Words and structures a reader meets early in On the Stage--and Off, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Brief
A word that appears in the opening chapter of On the Stage--and Off; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Career
A word that appears in the opening chapter of On the Stage--and Off; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Would-be
A word that appears in the opening chapter of On the Stage--and Off; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Actor
A word that appears in the opening chapter of On the Stage--and Off; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.