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On the Stage--and Off

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 93 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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E had no dress rehearsal.
In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.
That was for a pantomime in the provinces.
Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.
I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

On the Stage--and Off

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 93 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/18 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
E had no dress rehearsal.
/iː hæd noʊ dres rɪˈhɜːrsəl/
Line 2
In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.
/ɪn ðə hoʊl kɔːrs ʌv maɪ prəˈfeʃənəl laɪf aɪ rɪˈmɛm.bər bʌt wʌn dres rɪˈhɜːrsəl/
Line 3
That was for a pantomime in the provinces.
/ðæt wɑːz fɔːr ə ˈpæntəmaɪm ɪn ðə ˈprɑːvənsəz/
Line 4
Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.
/ˈoʊnli hæf ðə kɑːˈstuːmz ərˈaɪvd ɪn taɪm fɔːr ɪt/
Line 5
I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Cannibal noun US /ˈkænəbəl/

a person who eats human flesh

From this reading “I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.”

costumes noun US /kɑːˈstuːmz/

plural of “costume” — the attire worn in a play or at a fancy dress ball

From this reading “Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.”

helmet noun US /ˈhelmət/

armor plate that protects the head

From this reading “I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.”

pantomime noun US /ˈpæntəmaɪm/

a performance using gestures and body movements without words

From this reading “That was for a pantomime in the provinces.”

provinces noun US /ˈprɑːvənsəz/

plural of “province” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading “That was for a pantomime in the provinces.”

rehearsal noun US /rɪˈhɜːrsəl/

a practice session in preparation for a public performance (as of a play or speech or concert)

From this reading “E had no dress rehearsal.”

spangled adjective US /ˈspæŋɡəld/

covered with beads or jewels or sequins

From this reading “I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.”

tights noun US /taɪts/

skintight knit hose covering the body from the waist to the feet worn by acrobats and dancers and as stockings by women and girls

From this reading “I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

frock coat noun + noun

a man's coat having knee-length skirts front and back; worn in the 19th century

In this reading “I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.”

dress rehearsal verb + noun

a full uninterrupted rehearsal in costumes shortly before the first performance

In this reading “E had no dress rehearsal.”

Only half adverb + adjective

In this reading “Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.”

whole course adjective + noun

In this reading “In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.”

in the provinces preposition + article + noun counted as “in … province”

In this reading “That was for a pantomime in the provinces.”

appeared in verb + particle counted as “appear in”

In this reading “I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.”

arrived in verb + particle counted as “arrive in”

In this reading “Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading That was for a pantomime in the provinces.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

appearedverbUS /əˈpɪrd/

past form of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

arrivedverbUS /ərˈaɪvd/

past form of “arrive” — reach a destination; arrive by movement or progress

From this reading Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.

breast-plate

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

CannibalnounUS /ˈkænəbəl/

a person who eats human flesh

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

checkverbUS /tʃek/

examine so as to determine accuracy, quality, or condition

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

coatnounUS /koʊt/

an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

costumesnounUS /kɑːˈstuːmz/

plural of “costume” — the attire worn in a play or at a fancy dress ball

From this reading Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

dressverbUS /dres/

put on clothes

From this reading E had no dress rehearsal.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading E had no dress rehearsal.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading That was for a pantomime in the provinces.

frocknounUS /frɑːk/

a long, loose outer garment

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading E had no dress rehearsal.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

helmetnounUS /ˈhelmət/

armor plate that protects the head

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

IslandsnounUS /ˈaɪləndz/

plural of “island” — a land mass (smaller than a continent) that is surrounded by water

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.

KingnounUS /kɪŋ/

a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading E had no dress rehearsal.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

OnlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

pantomimenounUS /ˈpæntəmaɪm/

a performance using gestures and body movements without words

From this reading That was for a pantomime in the provinces.

professionaladjectiveUS /prəˈfeʃənəl/

engaged in a profession or engaging in as a profession or means of livelihood

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

provincesnounUS /ˈprɑːvənsəz/

plural of “province” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading That was for a pantomime in the provinces.

recollectionnounUS /ˌrekəˈlekʃən/

the ability to recall past occurrences

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

rehearsalnounUS /rɪˈhɜːrsəl/

a practice session in preparation for a public performance (as of a play or speech or concert)

From this reading E had no dress rehearsal.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

seeingnounUS /ˈsiːɪŋ/

perception by means of the eyes

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

spangledadjectiveUS /ˈspæŋɡəld/

covered with beads or jewels or sequins

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

steelnounUS /stiːl/

an alloy of iron with small amounts of carbon; widely used in construction; mechanical properties can be varied over a wide range

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That was for a pantomime in the provinces.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

tightsnounUS /taɪts/

skintight knit hose covering the body from the waist to the feet worn by acrobats and dancers and as stockings by women and girls

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Only half the costumes arrived in time for it.

trousersnounUS /ˈtraʊzərz/

(usually in the plural) a garment extending from the waist to the knee or ankle, covering each leg separately

From this reading I myself appeared in a steel breast-plate and helmet, and a pair of check trousers; and I have a recollection of seeing somebody else--the King of the Cannibal Islands, I think--going about in spangled tights and a frock coat.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading That was for a pantomime in the provinces.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading In the whole course of my professional life, I remember but one dress rehearsal.

Chapter 8 of On the Stage--and Off by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 93 sentences, grouped into 19 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of On the Stage--and Off contain?

Chapter 8 holds 93 sentences of On the Stage--and Off, unabridged, divided into 19 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of On the Stage--and Off by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 93 sentences, grouped into 19 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Brief
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Career
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Would-be
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Actor
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