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On the Stage--and Off

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 111 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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ORE extracts: “...
I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.
I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.
‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.
I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.
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On the Stage--and Off

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of On the Stage--and Off is here in full — 111 sentences across 23 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
ORE extracts: “...
/ɔːr ˈekstrækts/
Line 2
I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.
Line 3
I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.
Line 4
‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.
/biː ˈvɜːrtʃuːəs ənd juː wɪl hæv her ðə ˈkʌlər ʌv toʊ siːmz tuː biː ðə ˈbeɪsəs ʌv ðə hoʊl θiˈætrɪkəl rɪˈlɪdʒən/
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I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.
/aɪ wɪʃ aɪ kʊd biː æz ˌekəˈnɑːmɪkəl ɪn wɪɡz æz ˈaʊər fɜːrst oʊld mæn ɪz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

economical adjective US /ˌekəˈnɑːmɪkəl/

using the minimum of time or resources necessary for effectiveness

From this reading “I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.”

extracts noun US /ˈekstrækts/

plural of “extract” — a solution obtained by steeping or soaking a substance (usually in water)

From this reading “ORE extracts: “...”

juvenile adjective US /ˈdʒuːvənəl/

of or relating to or characteristic of or appropriate for children or young people

From this reading “I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.”

ore noun US /ɔːr/

a mineral that contains metal that is valuable enough to be mined

From this reading “ORE extracts: “...”

theatrical adjective US /θiˈætrɪkəl/

of or relating to the theater

From this reading “‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.”

tow noun US /toʊ/

the act of hauling something (as a vehicle) by means of a hitch or rope

From this reading “‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.”

wig noun US /wɪɡ/

hairpiece covering the head and made of real or synthetic hair

From this reading “I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.”

wigs noun US /wɪɡz/

plural of “wig” — hairpiece covering the head and made of real or synthetic hair

From this reading “I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Old Man adjective + noun

a man who is very old

In this reading “I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.”

light enough adjective + noun

In this reading “I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

basisnounUS /ˈbeɪsəs/

a relation that provides the foundation for something

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

Beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

colornounUS /ˈkʌlər/

a visual attribute of things that results from the light they emit or transmit or reflect

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

consideredadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərd/

carefully weighed

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

economicaladjectiveUS /ˌekəˈnɑːmɪkəl/

using the minimum of time or resources necessary for effectiveness

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

extractsnounUS /ˈekstrækts/

plural of “extract” — a solution obtained by steeping or soaking a substance (usually in water)

From this reading ORE extracts: “...

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

I'm

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From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

juvenileadjectiveUS /ˈdʒuːvənəl/

of or relating to or characteristic of or appropriate for children or young people

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

OREnounUS /ɔːr/

a mineral that contains metal that is valuable enough to be mined

From this reading ORE extracts: “...

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

partsnounUS /pɑːrts/

the local environment

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

religionnounUS /rɪˈlɪdʒən/

a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

theatricaladjectiveUS /θiˈætrɪkəl/

of or relating to the theater

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

townounUS /toʊ/

the act of hauling something (as a vehicle) by means of a hitch or rope

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

virtuousadjectiveUS /ˈvɜːrtʃuːəs/

morally excellent

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

wignounUS /wɪɡ/

hairpiece covering the head and made of real or synthetic hair

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

wigsnounUS /wɪɡz/

plural of “wig” — hairpiece covering the head and made of real or synthetic hair

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading ‘Be virtuous and you will have hair the color of tow,’ seems to be the basis of the whole theatrical religion.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading I wish I could be as economical in wigs as our First Old Man is.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I thought my own hair would do for modern juvenile parts, but it isn’t considered light enough.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I’m afraid I shall have to trouble you to get me another wig.

Chapter 16 of On the Stage--and Off by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 111 sentences, grouped into 23 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 16 holds 111 sentences of On the Stage--and Off, unabridged, divided into 23 reading sections.

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Brief
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Career
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Would-be
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Actor
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