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One Maid's Mischief

Chapter VIII

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"No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."
"Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.
"Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."
He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.
"Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.
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One Maid's Mischief

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of One Maid's Mischief is here in full — 401 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."
Line 2
"Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.
/ðen waɪ ðə ˈdɪkənz dɪd juː pʊt fɔːrθ sʌtʃ æn aɪˈdiːə kraɪd ðə ˈdɑːktər ˈæŋɡrəli/
Line 3
"Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."
Line 4
He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.
/hiː θruː ɪt ˈoʊvər ðə saɪd ənd ɪt ɡeɪv æn ˈæŋɡri hɪs æz ɪt fel ˈɪntuː ðə ˈwɔːtər/
Line 5
"Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

angrily adverb US /ˈæŋɡrəli/

with anger

From this reading “"Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.”

cigar noun US /sɪˈɡɑːr/

a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading “"Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."”

dickens noun US /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading “"Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.”

drawled verb US /drɔːld/

past form of “drawl” — lengthen and slow down or draw out

From this reading “"No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."”

hiss verb US /hɪs/

make a sharp hissing sound, as if to show disapproval

From this reading “He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.”

offering noun US /ˈɔːfərɪŋ/

something offered (as a proposal or bid)

From this reading “"Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.”

smoked adjective US /smoʊkt/

(used especially of meats and fish) dried and cured by hanging in wood smoke

From this reading “"Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."”

worst noun US /wɜːrst/

the least favorable outcome

From this reading “"Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

put forth verb + particle

In this reading “"Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.”

fell into verb + particle

In this reading “He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.”

into the water preposition + article + noun counted as “into … water”

In this reading “He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.”

cried the doctor verb + article + noun counted as “cry … doctor”

In this reading “"Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.”

over the side preposition + article + noun counted as “over … side”

In this reading “He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

angrilyadverbUS /ˈæŋɡrəli/

with anger

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

angryadjectiveUS /ˈæŋɡri/

feeling or showing anger

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading "Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

Bah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading "Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.

Chumbley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."

cigarnounUS /sɪˈɡɑːr/

a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading "Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

dickensnounUS /ˈdɪkənz/

a word used in exclamations of confusion

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."

drawledverbUS /drɔːld/

past form of “drawl” — lengthen and slow down or draw out

From this reading "No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading "Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

forthadverbUS /fɔːrθ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.

hissverbUS /hɪs/

make a sharp hissing sound, as if to show disapproval

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."

offeringnounUS /ˈɔːfərɪŋ/

something offered (as a proposal or bid)

From this reading "Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

smokedadjectiveUS /smoʊkt/

(used especially of meats and fish) dried and cured by hanging in wood smoke

From this reading "Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading "No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

threwverbUS /θruː/

inflected form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

TryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading "Try another, doctor," said Chumbley, offering his case.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading He threw it over the side, and it gave an angry hiss as it fell into the water.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

worstnounUS /wɜːrst/

the least favorable outcome

From this reading "Bah! that's the worst cigar I ever smoked."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "No," drawled Chumbley; "I don't suppose he would."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Then why the dickens did you put forth such an idea?" cried the doctor, angrily.

Chapter 8 of One Maid's Mischief by George Manville Fenn holds 401 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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