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"You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.
"The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."
"It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.
"But, honestly, Colonel, you want to go slow.
I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

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Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Options is here in full — 194 sentences across 39 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/38 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.
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"The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."
/ðə ˈɑːrtəkəl ɪz frʌm ðə pen ʌv ə ˈθɪŋkər ə fəˈlɑːsəfər ə ˈlʌvər ʌv ˈmænˈkaɪnd ə ˈstuːdənt ənd ə ˌretərˈɪʃən ʌv haɪ dɪˈɡriː/
Line 3
"It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.
Line 4
"But, honestly, Colonel, you want to go slow.
/bʌt ˈɑːnəstli ˈkɜːrnəl juː wɑːnt tuː ɡoʊ sloʊ/
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I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

briefs noun US /briːfs/

(used in the plural) short tight-fitting underpants (trade name Jockey shorts)

From this reading “I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.”

doses noun US /ˈdoʊsəz/

plural of “dos” — the federal department in the United States that sets and maintains foreign policies

From this reading “I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.”

facetious adjective US /fəˈsiːʃəs/

cleverly amusing in tone

From this reading “"You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.”

reports noun US /rɪˈpɔːrts/

plural of “report” — a written document describing the findings of some individual or group

From this reading “I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.”

rhetorician noun US /ˌretərˈɪʃən/

a person who delivers a speech or oration

From this reading “"The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."”

syndicate noun US /ˈsɪndɪkət/

a loose affiliation of gangsters in charge of organized criminal activities

From this reading “"It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.”

thinker noun US /ˈθɪŋkər/

an important intellectual

From this reading “"The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."”

trials noun US /ˈtraɪəlz/

plural of “trial” — the act of testing something

From this reading “I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

anybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

articlenounUS /ˈɑːrtəkəl/

nonfictional prose forming an independent part of a publication

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.

briefsnounUS /briːfs/

(used in the plural) short tight-fitting underpants (trade name Jockey shorts)

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But, honestly, Colonel, you want to go slow.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.

calmlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːmli/

with self-possession (especially in times of stress)

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

CourtnounUS /kɔːrt/

an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

degreenounUS /dɪˈɡriː/

a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

disposedadjectiveUS /dɪˈspoʊzd/

having made preparations

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

dosesnounUS /ˈdoʊsəz/

plural of “dos” — the federal department in the United States that sets and maintains foreign policies

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

eight-thousand-word

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

facetiousadjectiveUS /fəˈsiːʃəs/

cleverly amusing in tone

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "But, honestly, Colonel, you want to go slow.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

honestlyadverbUS /ˈɑːnəstli/

(used as intensives reflecting the speaker's attitude) it is sincerely the case that

From this reading "But, honestly, Colonel, you want to go slow.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

lovernounUS /ˈlʌvər/

a person who loves someone or is loved by someone

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

mankindnounUS /ˈmænˈkaɪnd/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading "It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

philosophernounUS /fəˈlɑːsəfər/

a specialist in philosophy

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

reportsnounUS /rɪˈpɔːrts/

plural of “report” — a written document describing the findings of some individual or group

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

rhetoriciannounUS /ˌretərˈɪʃən/

a person who delivers a speech or oration

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

singleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡəl/

being or characteristic of a single thing or person

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

slowadjectiveUS /sloʊ/

not moving quickly; taking a comparatively long time

From this reading "But, honestly, Colonel, you want to go slow.

studentnounUS /ˈstuːdənt/

a learner who is enrolled in an educational institution

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

SupremeadjectiveUS /səˈpriːm/

final or last in your life or progress

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

syndicatenounUS /ˈsɪndɪkət/

a loose affiliation of gangsters in charge of organized criminal activities

From this reading "It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.

Telfair

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

Thacker

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

thinkernounUS /ˈθɪŋkər/

an important intellectual

From this reading "The article is from the pen of a thinker, a philosopher, a lover of mankind, a student, and a rhetorician of high degree."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

trialsnounUS /ˈtraɪəlz/

plural of “trial” — the act of testing something

From this reading I don't know of any eight-thousand-word single doses of written matter that are read by anybody these days, except Supreme Court briefs and reports of murder trials.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading "But, honestly, Colonel, you want to go slow.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading "It must have been written by a syndicate," said Thacker.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You are disposed to be facetious," said Colonel Telfair, calmly.

Chapter 2 of Options by O. Henry holds 194 sentences, grouped into 39 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 194 sentences of Options, unabridged, divided into 39 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Options by O. Henry exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 194 sentences, grouped into 39 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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