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"Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.
"'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?
Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?
They pull out their whiskers instead.'
"'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

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Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Options is here in full — 197 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.
Line 2
"'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?
Line 3
Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?
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They pull out their whiskers instead.'
/ðeɪ pʊl aʊt ðer ˈwɪskərz ˌɪnˈsted/
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"'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Babes noun US /beɪbz/

plural of “babe” — a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading “"'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?”

carries noun US /ˈkæriz/

plural of “carry” — the act of carrying something

From this reading “"Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.”

kick verb US /kɪk/

drive or propel with the foot

From this reading “"'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'”

laughs noun US /læfs/

plural of “laugh” — the sound of laughing

From this reading “"Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.”

razors noun US /ˈreɪzərz/

plural of “razor” — edge tool used in shaving

From this reading “"'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'”

sainted adjective US /ˈseɪntɪd/

marked by utter benignity; resembling or befitting an angel or saint

From this reading “"'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?”

shave verb US /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading “Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?”

whiskers noun US /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading “They pull out their whiskers instead.'”

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ain't

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From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

AuntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

BabesnounUS /beɪbz/

plural of “babe” — a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

carriesnounUS /ˈkæriz/

plural of “carry” — the act of carrying something

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

DnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

GoodsnounUS /ɡʊdz/

plural of “good” — benefit

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

IndiansnounUS /ˈɪndiənz/

plural of “indian” — a native or inhabitant of India

From this reading Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading They pull out their whiskers instead.'

Jerusha

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

kickverbUS /kɪk/

drive or propel with the foot

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?

laughsnounUS /læfs/

plural of “laugh” — the sound of laughing

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

mameluke

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading They pull out their whiskers instead.'

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

pullverbUS /pʊl/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading They pull out their whiskers instead.'

razorsnounUS /ˈreɪzərz/

plural of “razor” — edge tool used in shaving

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

saintedadjectiveUS /ˈseɪntɪd/

marked by utter benignity; resembling or befitting an angel or saint

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

secretarynounUS /ˈsekrəteri/

a person who is head of an administrative department of government

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

Shane

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

shaveverbUS /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Don't you know that no Indians ever shave?

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading They pull out their whiskers instead.'

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They pull out their whiskers instead.'

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

WnounUS /ˈdʌbəljuː/

a heavy grey-white metallic element; the pure form is used mainly in electrical applications; it is found in several ores including wolframite and scheelite

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

whiskersnounUS /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading They pull out their whiskers instead.'

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Shane laughs till some kind of mameluke or private secretary he carries with him has to hold him up.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'Well,' says I, 'that's just what these razors would do for 'em--they wouldn't have any kick coming if they used 'em once.'

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "'O my sainted Aunt Jerusha!' says he, 'ain't you one of the Babes in the Goods, W. D.?

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