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Original Short Stories — Volume 02

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Original Short Stories — Volume 02 is here in full — 189 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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VOLUME II.
Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.
I shall die like that; it is in the blood.
I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.
There!
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Original Short Stories — Volume 02

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Original Short Stories — Volume 02 is here in full — 189 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/37 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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VOLUME II.
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Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.
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I shall die like that; it is in the blood.
/aɪ ʃæl daɪ laɪk ðæt ɪt ɪz ɪn ðə blʌd/
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I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.
/aɪ æm æn oʊld boʊ wʌn ʌv ðə oʊld skuːl ənd ðə saɪt ʌv ə ˈwʊmən ə ˈprɪti ˈwʊmən stɜːrz miː tuː ðə tɪps ʌv maɪ toʊz/
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There!
/ðer/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beau noun US /boʊ/

a man who is the lover of a man or woman

From this reading “I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.”

clown noun US /klaʊn/

a rude or vulgar fool

From this reading ““Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.”

gouty adjective US /ˈɡaʊti/

suffering from gout

From this reading ““Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.”

hoop noun US /huːp/

a light curved skeleton to spread out a skirt

From this reading ““Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.”

needle noun US /ˈniːdəl/

the leaf of a conifer

From this reading ““Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.”

stirs noun US /stɜːrz/

plural of “stir” — a prominent or sensational but short-lived news event

From this reading “I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.”

tips noun US /tɪps/

plural of “tip” — the extreme end of something; especially something pointed

From this reading “I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.”

toes noun US /toʊz/

plural of “toe” — one of the digits of the foot

From this reading “I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

althoughconjunctionUS /ˌɔːlˈðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

beaunounUS /boʊ/

a man who is the lover of a man or woman

From this reading I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

bloodnounUS /blʌd/

The red fluid that circulates in the heart and blood vessels.

From this reading I shall die like that; it is in the blood.

clownnounUS /klaʊn/

a rude or vulgar fool

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading I shall die like that; it is in the blood.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

goutyadjectiveUS /ˈɡaʊti/

suffering from gout

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

hoopnounUS /huːp/

a light curved skeleton to spread out a skirt

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

IInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading VOLUME II.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I shall die like that; it is in the blood.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I shall die like that; it is in the blood.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

jumpverbUS /dʒʌmp/

move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

Laporte

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From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

legsnounUS /leɡz/

staying power

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

needlenounUS /ˈniːdəl/

the leaf of a conifer

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.

piecesnounUS /ˈpiːsəz/

plural of “piece” — a separate part of a whole

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading I shall die like that; it is in the blood.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.

stiffadjectiveUS /stɪf/

not moving or operating freely

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

stirsnounUS /stɜːrz/

plural of “stir” — a prominent or sensational but short-lived news event

From this reading I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I shall die like that; it is in the blood.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There!

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

tipsnounUS /tɪps/

plural of “tip” — the extreme end of something; especially something pointed

From this reading I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

toesnounUS /toʊz/

plural of “toe” — one of the digits of the foot

From this reading I am an old beau, one of the old school, and the sight of a woman, a pretty woman, stirs me to the tips of my toes.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

UponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

VOLUMEnounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading VOLUME II.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

woodnounUS /wʊd/

the hard fibrous lignified substance under the bark of trees

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading “Upon my word,” said Colonel Laporte, “although I am old and gouty, my legs as stiff as two pieces of wood, yet if a pretty woman were to tell me to go through the eye of a needle, I believe I should take a jump at it, like a clown through a hoop.

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