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Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel
Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.
In fact, he will tell you even if you don't ask.
To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).
I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.
That was the stage at which I had arrived.
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Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel is here in full — 147 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/29 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.
Line 2
In fact, he will tell you even if you don't ask.
Line 3
To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).
Line 4
I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.
/aɪ hæd bɪˈɡʌn tuː siː ðæt aɪ mʌst ˈiːðər ɡet ə ˈsɜːrvənt suːn ɔːr ə dʒuːˈdɪʃəl ˌsepərˈeɪʃən frʌm ˈhenri/
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That was the stage at which I had arrived.
/ðæt wɑːz ðə steɪdʒ æt wɪtʃ aɪ hæd ərˈaɪvd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

culinary adjective US /ˈkjuːlɪneri/

of or relating to or used in cooking

From this reading “To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).”

failures noun US /ˈfeɪljərz/

plural of “failure” — an act that fails

From this reading “To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).”

grandmother's noun US /ˈɡrændmʌðərz/

possessive form of “grandmother” — the mother of your father or mother

From this reading “To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).”

jokes noun US /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).”

judicial adjective US /dʒuːˈdɪʃəl/

decreed by or proceeding from a court of justice

From this reading “I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.”

newest adjective US /ˈnuːəst/

superlative of “new” — not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading “To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).”

ridicule noun US /ˈrɪdəkjuːl/

language or behavior intended to mock or humiliate

From this reading “To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).”

separation noun US /ˌsepərˈeɪʃən/

the state of lacking unity

From this reading “I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

actualadjectiveUS /ˈæktʃəwəl/

presently existing in fact and not merely potential or possible

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

arrivedverbUS /ərˈaɪvd/

past form of “arrive” — reach a destination; arrive by movement or progress

From this reading That was the stage at which I had arrived.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

begunverbUS /bɪˈɡʌn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

cookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

culinaryadjectiveUS /ˈkjuːlɪneri/

of or relating to or used in cooking

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In fact, he will tell you even if you don't ask.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading In fact, he will tell you even if you don't ask.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading In fact, he will tell you even if you don't ask.

failuresnounUS /ˈfeɪljərz/

plural of “failure” — an act that fails

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

formsnounUS /fɔːrmz/

plural of “form” — the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

grandmother'snounUS /ˈɡrændmʌðərz/

possessive form of “grandmother” — the mother of your father or mother

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

HenrynounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In fact, he will tell you even if you don't ask.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

jokesnounUS /dʒoʊks/

plural of “joke” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

judicialadjectiveUS /dʒuːˈdɪʃəl/

decreed by or proceeding from a court of justice

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

kneenounUS /niː/

hinge joint in the human leg connecting the tibia and fibula with the femur and protected in front by the patella

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

newestadjectiveUS /ˈnuːəst/

superlative of “new” — not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

ridiculenounUS /ˈrɪdəkjuːl/

language or behavior intended to mock or humiliate

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

separationnounUS /ˌsepərˈeɪʃən/

the state of lacking unity

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

servantnounUS /ˈsɜːrvənt/

a person working in the service of another (especially in the household)

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading I had begun to see that I must either get a servant soon or a judicial separation from Henry.

stagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading That was the stage at which I had arrived.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading That was the stage at which I had arrived.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading That was the stage at which I had arrived.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you ask Henry he will tell you that I cannot cook.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading To hold up my culinary failures to ridicule is one of his newest forms of humour (new to Henry, I mean--the actual jokes you will have learned already at your grandmother's knee).

Chapter 1 of Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel by Florence A. (Florence Antoinette) Kilpatrick holds 147 sentences, grouped into 30 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Henry
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Cannot
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Don't
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Culinary
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