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Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel
Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

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_Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.
A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.
Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.
It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.
I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel is here in full — 130 sentences across 26 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.
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A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.
/ə moʊst rɪˈmɑːrkəbəl ənd pərˈpleksɪŋ θɪŋ hæz ˈhæpənd/
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Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.
/ˈnevər fɔːr ə ˈmoʊmənt kʊd aɪ hæv driːmd ʌv sʌtʃ æn ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl ənd ɪmˈberəsɪŋ əˈkɜːrəns/
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It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.
/ɪt wɑːz ɪˈlɪzəbəθ huː fɜːrst brɔːt ɪt tuː maɪ ˈnoʊtəs ənd aɪ kæn ˈoʊnli wɪʃ ʃiː hæd ˈnevər meɪd ðæt streɪndʒ dɪˈskʌvəri wɪtʃ ɪz ˈkɑːzɪŋ miː soʊ mʌtʃ ˌʌˈniːzinəs/
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I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

causing noun US /ˈkɑːzɪŋ/

the act of causing something to happen

From this reading “It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.”

diary noun US /ˈdaɪəri/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading “_Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.”

embarrassing adjective US /ɪmˈberəsɪŋ/

hard to deal with; especially causing pain or embarrassment

From this reading “Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.”

extract verb US /ˈekstrækt/

remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading “_Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.”

improbable adjective US /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading “Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.”

occurrence noun US /əˈkɜːrəns/

an event that happens

From this reading “Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.”

perplexing adjective US /pərˈpleksɪŋ/

lacking clarity of meaning; causing confusion or perplexity

From this reading “A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.”

Thursday noun US /ˈθɜːrzdeɪ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

Beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

causingnounUS /ˈkɑːzɪŋ/

the act of causing something to happen

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

confidencenounUS /ˈkɑːnfədəns/

freedom from doubt; belief in yourself and your abilities

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

diarynounUS /ˈdaɪəri/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

discoverynounUS /dɪˈskʌvəri/

the act of discovering something

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

dreamedadjectiveUS /driːmd/

conceived of or imagined or hoped for

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

ElizabethnounUS /ɪˈlɪzəbəθ/

daughter of George VI who became the Queen of England and Northern Ireland in 1952 on the death of her father (1926-)

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

embarrassingadjectiveUS /ɪmˈberəsɪŋ/

hard to deal with; especially causing pain or embarrassment

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

extractverbUS /ˈekstrækt/

remove, usually with some force or effort; also used in an abstract sense

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

improbableadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

Marion

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

Netta

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

noticenounUS /ˈnoʊtəs/

an announcement containing information about an event

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

occurrencenounUS /əˈkɜːrəns/

an event that happens

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

perplexingadjectiveUS /pərˈpleksɪŋ/

lacking clarity of meaning; causing confusion or perplexity

From this reading A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.

remarkableadjectiveUS /rɪˈmɑːrkəbəl/

unusual or striking

From this reading A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

spendingnounUS /ˈspendɪŋ/

the act of spending or disbursing money

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Never, for a moment, could I have dreamed of such an improbable and embarrassing occurrence.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading A most remarkable and perplexing thing has happened.

ThursdaynounUS /ˈθɜːrzdeɪ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

uneasinessnounUS /ˌʌˈniːzinəs/

feelings of anxiety that make you tense and irritable

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

Warrington

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Being an extract from the diary of Miss Marion Warrington: Thursday_.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading It was Elizabeth who first brought it to my notice, and I can only wish she had never made that strange discovery which is causing me so much uneasiness.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I was spending the day with Netta, and had gone into the kitchen for a moment, when Elizabeth asked if she might speak to me in confidence.

Chapter 9 of Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel by Florence A. (Florence Antoinette) Kilpatrick holds 130 sentences, grouped into 26 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 9 holds 130 sentences of Our Elizabeth: A Humour Novel, unabridged, divided into 26 reading sections.

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