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Our Wonderful Selves

Chapter II

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“He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”
“I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.
I should hit them over the head with my pipe.”
“You’d cease to be a satyr if you did that.
To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.
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Our Wonderful Selves

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Our Wonderful Selves is here in full — 419 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”
Line 2
“I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.
Line 3
I should hit them over the head with my pipe.”
/aɪ ʃʊd hɪt ðem ˈoʊvər ðə hed wɪð maɪ paɪp/
Line 4
“You’d cease to be a satyr if you did that.
Line 5
To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cease verb US /siːs/

put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading ““You’d cease to be a satyr if you did that.”

fearful adjective US /ˈfɪrfəl/

experiencing or showing fear

From this reading ““I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.”

hit verb US /hɪt/

cause to move by striking

From this reading “I should hit them over the head with my pipe.””

pipe noun US /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading “I should hit them over the head with my pipe.””

playing noun US /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading “To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.”

proper adjective US /ˈprɑːpər/

marked by suitability or rightness or appropriateness

From this reading “To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.”

temper noun US /ˈtempər/

a sudden outburst of anger

From this reading ““I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.”

tunes noun US /tuːnz/

plural of “tune” — a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading ““I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

go on verb + particle

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

In this reading “To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.”

get into verb + particle

get involved in or with

In this reading ““I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.”

some people adjective + noun

In this reading ““He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

ceaseverbUS /siːs/

put an end to a state or an activity

From this reading “You’d cease to be a satyr if you did that.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “You’d cease to be a satyr if you did that.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

faunnoun

ancient Italian deity in human shape, with horns, pointed ears and a goat's tail; equivalent to Greek satyr

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

fearfuladjectiveUS /ˈfɪrfəl/

experiencing or showing fear

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

He's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading I should hit them over the head with my pipe.”

hitverbUS /hɪt/

cause to move by striking

From this reading I should hit them over the head with my pipe.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading I should hit them over the head with my pipe.”

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

pipenounUS /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading I should hit them over the head with my pipe.”

playingnounUS /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

properadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːpər/

marked by suitability or rightness or appropriateness

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

satyrnoun

man with strong sexual desires

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

tempernounUS /ˈtempər/

a sudden outburst of anger

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “You’d cease to be a satyr if you did that.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I should hit them over the head with my pipe.”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

tunesnounUS /tuːnz/

plural of “tune” — a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading To be a proper satyr you must smile and go on playing until at last they do understand.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “He’s a faun—or, as some people would say—a satyr.”

Wynne

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’d like to be a faun,” said Wynne, “but if I were I should get into a fearful temper with the people who didn’t like my tunes.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You’d cease to be a satyr if you did that.

You'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You’d cease to be a satyr if you did that.

Chapter 2 of Our Wonderful Selves by Roland Pertwee holds 419 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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