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Over the Plum Pudding

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Over the Plum Pudding is here in full — 472 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.
Parley jumped as if stung.
"You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.
"Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?
A pretty fix you've got me into."
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Over the Plum Pudding

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Over the Plum Pudding is here in full — 472 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/94 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.
Line 2
Parley jumped as if stung.
/ˈpɑːrli dʒʌmpt æz ɪf stʌŋ/
Line 3
"You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.
Line 4
"Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?
/nekst taɪm juː hæv ə ˈkrɪsməs ɡɪft fɔːr ˈmænˈkaɪnd teɪk ɪt ənd bɜːrn ɪt wɪl juː/
Line 5
A pretty fix you've got me into."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

fix verb US /fɪks/

restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading “A pretty fix you've got me into."”

glowering adjective US /ˈɡlaʊərɪŋ/

showing a brooding ill humor

From this reading “"You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.”

mankind noun US /ˈmænˈkaɪnd/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading “"Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?”

Parley noun US /ˈpɑːrli/

a negotiation between enemies

From this reading “Parley jumped as if stung.”

repaired verb US /rɪˈperd/

past form of “repair” — restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading “"It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.”

stung adjective US /stʌŋ/

aroused to impatience or anger

From this reading “Parley jumped as if stung.”

unmistakable adjective US /ˌʌnmɪˈsteɪkəbəl/

clearly evident to the mind

From this reading “"It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.”

valedictorian noun US /ˌvælədɪkˈtɔːriən/

the student with the best grades who usually delivers the valedictory address at commencement

From this reading “"You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Next time adjective + noun

In this reading “"Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?”

All words in this reading · 47

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Parley jumped as if stung.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

burnverbUS /bɜːrn/

To consume or be consumed by fire.

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

ChristmasnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

fixverbUS /fɪks/

restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading A pretty fix you've got me into."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

gayadjectiveUS /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

giftnounUS /ɡɪft/

something acquired without compensation

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

gloweringadjectiveUS /ˈɡlaʊərɪŋ/

showing a brooding ill humor

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading A pretty fix you've got me into."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Parley jumped as if stung.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading A pretty fix you've got me into."

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

jumpedverbUS /dʒʌmpt/

past form of “jump” — move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading Parley jumped as if stung.

mankindnounUS /ˈmænˈkaɪnd/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A pretty fix you've got me into."

NextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

ParleynounUS /ˈpɑːrli/

a negotiation between enemies

From this reading Parley jumped as if stung.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading A pretty fix you've got me into."

repairedverbUS /rɪˈperd/

past form of “repair” — restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

stungadjectiveUS /stʌŋ/

aroused to impatience or anger

From this reading Parley jumped as if stung.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

unmistakableadjectiveUS /ˌʌnmɪˈsteɪkəbəl/

clearly evident to the mind

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

valedictoriannounUS /ˌvælədɪkˈtɔːriən/

the student with the best grades who usually delivers the valedictory address at commencement

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

Watkins

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "It wasn't," said the unmistakable voice of Watkins, from the chair, which had been repaired.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "Next time you have a Christmas gift for mankind, take it and burn it, will you?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

You're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You're a gay old valedictorian, you are!" he cried, glowering at the chair.

you've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A pretty fix you've got me into."

Chapter 2 of Over the Plum Pudding by John Kendrick Bangs holds 472 sentences, grouped into 95 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 472 sentences of Over the Plum Pudding, unabridged, divided into 95 reading sections.

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