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Chapter I

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_Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.
So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.
"He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."
The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.
"Now where the devil did I put those matches?"
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Pandemic

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Pandemic is here in full — 696 sentences across 140 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/139 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.
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So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.
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"He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."
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The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.
/ðə ˈdɑːktər ˈfʌmbəld ˈfruːtləsli θruː ðə ˈpɑːkəts ʌv hɪz læb koʊt/
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"Now where the devil did I put those matches?"
/naʊ wer ðə ˈdevəl dɪd aɪ pʊt ðoʊz ˈmætʃəz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

consistently adverb US /kənˈsɪstəntli/

in a systematic or consistent manner

From this reading “_Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.”

Disease noun US /dɪˈziːz/

an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning

From this reading “So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.”

fruitlessly adverb US /ˈfruːtləsli/

in an unproductive manner

From this reading “The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.”

fumbled verb US /ˈfʌmbəld/

past form of “fumble” — feel about uncertainly or blindly

From this reading “The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.”

lab noun US /læb/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading “The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.”

matches noun US /ˈmætʃəz/

plural of “match” — lighter consisting of a thin piece of wood or cardboard tipped with combustible chemical; ignites with friction

From this reading “"Now where the devil did I put those matches?"”

totally adverb US /ˈtoʊtəli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading “_Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.”

widely adverb US /ˈwaɪdli/

to a great degree

From this reading “_Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

good reasons adjective + noun counted as “good reason”

In this reading “So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

beingsnounUS /ˈbiːɪŋz/

plural of “being” — the state or fact of existing

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

coatnounUS /koʊt/

an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.

consistentlyadverbUS /kənˈsɪstəntli/

in a systematic or consistent manner

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

devilnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading "Now where the devil did I put those matches?"

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "Now where the devil did I put those matches?"

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading "He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading "He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."

DiseasenounUS /dɪˈziːz/

an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

Dr

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading "He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

fruitlesslyadverbUS /ˈfruːtləsli/

in an unproductive manner

From this reading The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.

fumbledverbUS /ˈfʌmbəld/

past form of “fumble” — feel about uncertainly or blindly

From this reading The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.

GenerallyadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Now where the devil did I put those matches?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

Kramer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

labnounUS /læb/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.

matchesnounUS /ˈmætʃəz/

plural of “match” — lighter consisting of a thin piece of wood or cardboard tipped with combustible chemical; ignites with friction

From this reading "Now where the devil did I put those matches?"

maybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now where the devil did I put those matches?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

pocketsnounUS /ˈpɑːkəts/

plural of “pocket” — a small pouch inside a garment for carrying small articles

From this reading The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "Now where the devil did I put those matches?"

reasonsnounUS /ˈriːzənz/

plural of “reason” — a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading "Now where the devil did I put those matches?"

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading The doctor fumbled fruitlessly through the pockets of his lab coat.

Thurston's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

totallyadverbUS /ˈtoʊtəli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

uselessadjectiveUS /ˈjuːsləs/

having no beneficial use or incapable of functioning usefully

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

WalternounUS /ˈwɔːltər/

German conductor (1876-1962)

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "He discovered it--and he was the first to die of it."

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading So--maybe there is something to it--_ "We call it Thurston's Disease for two perfectly good reasons," Dr. Walter Kramer said.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "Now where the devil did I put those matches?"

widelyadverbUS /ˈwaɪdli/

to a great degree

From this reading _Generally, human beings don't do totally useless things consistently and widely.

Chapter 1 of Pandemic by Jesse F. (Jesse Franklin) Bone holds 696 sentences, grouped into 140 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 696 sentences of Pandemic, unabridged, divided into 140 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Pandemic

Words and structures a reader meets early in Pandemic, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Generally
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Pandemic; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Human
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Pandemic; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Beings
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Pandemic; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Don't
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Pandemic; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.