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Pangborn's paradox
Pangborn's paradox

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Pangborn's paradox is here in full — 137 sentences across 28 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 1 of Pangborn's paradox by David Mason holds 137 sentences, grouped into 28 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 137 sentences of Pangborn's paradox, unabridged, divided into 28 reading sections.

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So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?
Wanna bet?
"Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.
All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.
"Prove it!"
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Pangborn's paradox

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Pangborn's paradox is here in full — 137 sentences across 28 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/28 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?
Line 2
Wanna bet?
Line 3
"Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.
Line 4
All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.
Line 5
"Prove it!"

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Been auxiliary verb US /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.”

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able

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

all

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From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

apparently

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

bet

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From this reading Wanna bet?

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

chair

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From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

demanded

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From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

depth

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From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

Doctor

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From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

eh

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From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

gag

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From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

half-hour

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Prove it!"

kill-your-own-grandfather

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From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

know

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From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

legs

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

much

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

old

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From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

Pangborn's

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

past

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

Prove

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From this reading "Prove it!"

punchlines

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From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

Randall's

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From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

see

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?

tone

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

too

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From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

voice

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From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

Wanna

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From this reading Wanna bet?

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading All we had been able to see of him for the past half-hour had been his legs, but apparently Pangborn's tone had been too much.

Why

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From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

wing

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From this reading "Why not?" demanded Doctor Randall's voice from the depth of his wing chair.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading So you know all the punchlines to the old kill-your-own-grandfather gag, eh?