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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.
Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.
* * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.
_Free Press Flashes_, 1883.
――――:o:―――― THAT AMATEUR FLUTE.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.
/əˈlæs ˈɪntuː ðə mʌd wɪð ə dʌl θʌd hiː fɔːlz ənd ˈraɪzəz ə ˈslaɪmi mæs/
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Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.
/naʊ siː ðə frɑːɡ ðə hɪˈleriəs frɑːɡ ˈdænsɪŋ ə dʒɪɡ ɑːn hɪz oʊld ˈrɑːtən lɔːɡ əˈplaɪɪŋ hɪz toʊz tuː hɪz brɔːd blʌnt noʊz æz hiː læfs æt ðə bɔɪ stʌk fæst ɪn ðə bɑːɡ/
Line 3
* * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.
Line 4
_Free Press Flashes_, 1883.
Line 5
――――:o:―――― THAT AMATEUR FLUTE.
/oʊ ðæt ˈæmətɜːr fluːt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Applying verb US /əˈplaɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading “Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.”

bog verb US /bɑːɡ/

cause to slow down or get stuck

From this reading “Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.”

hickory noun US /ˈhɪkəri/

valuable tough heavy hardwood from various hickory trees

From this reading “* * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.”

hilarious adjective US /hɪˈleriəs/

marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter

From this reading “Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.”

jig verb US /dʒɪɡ/

dance a quick dance with leaping and kicking motions

From this reading “Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.”

schoolboy noun US /ˈskuːlbɔɪ/

a boy attending school

From this reading “* * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.”

slimy adjective US /ˈslaɪmi/

covered with or resembling slime

From this reading “Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.”

twitch verb US /twɪtʃ/

make an uncontrolled, short, jerky motion

From this reading “* * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

highest pitch adjective + noun counted as “high pitch”

a pitch that is perceived as above other pitches

In this reading “* * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.”

Look at verb + particle

take into consideration for exemplifying purposes

In this reading “* * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.”

All words in this reading · 66

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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1883

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Free Press Flashes_, 1883.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

AlasexclamationUS /əˈlæs/

used to show sadness, pity, or regret

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

AMATEURnounUS /ˈæmətɜːr/

someone who pursues a study or sport as a pastime

From this reading ――――:o:―――― THAT AMATEUR FLUTE.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

ApplyingverbUS /əˈplaɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

bluntadjectiveUS /blʌnt/

having a broad or rounded end

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

bogverbUS /bɑːɡ/

cause to slow down or get stuck

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

broadadjectiveUS /brɔːd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

DancingnounUS /ˈdænsɪŋ/

taking a series of rhythmical steps (and movements) in time to music

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

fallsnounUS /fɔːlz/

the petals or sepals of a flower that bend downward (especially the outer perianth of an iris)

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

fastadverbUS /fæst/

quickly or rapidly (often used as a combining form)

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

FlashesnounUS /ˈflæʃɪz/

plural of “flash” — a sudden intense burst of radiant energy

From this reading _Free Press Flashes_, 1883.

FLUTEnounUS /fluːt/

a high-pitched woodwind instrument; a slender tube closed at one end with finger holes on one end and an opening near the closed end across which the breath is blown

From this reading ――――:o:―――― THAT AMATEUR FLUTE.

FreeverbUS /friː/

grant freedom to; free from confinement

From this reading _Free Press Flashes_, 1883.

frognounUS /frɑːɡ/

any of various tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs for leaping; semiaquatic and terrestrial species

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

hickorynounUS /ˈhɪkəri/

valuable tough heavy hardwood from various hickory trees

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

highestadjectiveUS /ˈhaɪəst/

superlative of “high” — greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

hilariousadjectiveUS /hɪˈleriəs/

marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

IntoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

jigverbUS /dʒɪɡ/

dance a quick dance with leaping and kicking motions

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

laughsnounUS /læfs/

plural of “laugh” — the sound of laughing

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

logverbUS /lɔːɡ/

enter into a log, as on ships and planes

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

LookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

massnounUS /mæs/

the property of a body that causes it to have weight in a gravitational field

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

mudnounUS /mʌd/

water soaked soil; soft wet earth

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading ――――:o:―――― THAT AMATEUR FLUTE.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

pitchnounUS /pɪtʃ/

the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

PressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading _Free Press Flashes_, 1883.

raiseverbUS /reɪz/

raise the level or amount of something

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

risesnounUS /ˈraɪzəz/

plural of “rise” — a growth in strength or number or importance

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

rottenadjectiveUS /ˈrɑːtən/

very bad

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

schoolboynounUS /ˈskuːlbɔɪ/

a boy attending school

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

slimyadjectiveUS /ˈslaɪmi/

covered with or resembling slime

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

stuckadjectiveUS /stʌk/

caught or fixed

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

switchverbUS /swɪtʃ/

change over, change around, as to a new order or sequence

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

thudverbUS /θʌd/

make a dull sound

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

toesnounUS /toʊz/

plural of “toe” — one of the digits of the foot

From this reading Now, see the frog, the hilarious frog, Dancing a jig on his old rotten log; Applying his toes To his broad, blunt nose As he laughs at the boy stuck fast in the bog.

twitchverbUS /twɪtʃ/

make an uncontrolled, short, jerky motion

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

WaitingnounUS /ˈweɪtɪŋ/

the act of waiting (remaining inactive in one place while expecting something)

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Alas, Into the mud With a dull thud He falls, and rises a slimy mass.

Won't

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From this reading * * * * * Look at the switch, the hickory switch, Waiting to make that schoolboy twitch; When his mother knows The state of his clothes Won’t he raise his voice to its highest pitch.

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