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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.
For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.
To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.
For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.
O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II

Chapter XIV

Chapter 14 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.
/fɔːr ˈnɔːti bɔɪz ənd ɡɜːrlz tɪz truː wʊd pɪntʃ iːtʃ ˈʌðər blæk ənd bluː bʌt ðeɪ wɜːr nɑːt laɪk miː ɔːr juː maɪ ˈsɪstər/
Line 2
For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.
/fɔːr ðaʊ wɜːrt ˈɔːlweɪz kaɪnd tuː miː ənd ɪt wɪl maɪ æmˈbɪʃən biː tuː pruːv ə ˈfeɪθfəl frend tuː ðiː maɪ ˈsɪstər/
Line 3
To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.
/tuː ɡɑːrd frʌm hɜːrt ðaɪ ˈtendər freɪm tuː ʃiːld ðaɪ lʌv ənd ˈspɑːtləs neɪm ənd biː ðə ˈtʃæmpiən ʌv ðaɪ feɪm maɪ ˈsɪstər/
Line 4
For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.
Line 5
O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!
/oʊ meɪ ɪt biː ðaɪ ˈpreʃəs tʃɔɪs ˈaʊər eɪdʒd ˈperənts tuː rɪˈdʒɔɪs ənd suːð ðem wɪð ðaɪ ˈtendər vɔɪs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

champion noun US /ˈtʃæmpiən/

someone who has won first place in a competition

From this reading “To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.”

disdain verb US /dɪsˈdeɪn/

look down on with disdain

From this reading “For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.”

naughty adjective US /ˈnɔːti/

suggestive of sexual impropriety

From this reading “For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.”

pert adjective US /pɜːrt/

characterized by a lightly pert and exuberant quality

From this reading “For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.”

pinch verb US /pɪntʃ/

squeeze tightly between the fingers

From this reading “For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.”

soothe verb US /suːð/

give moral or emotional strength to

From this reading “O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!”

spotless adjective US /ˈspɑːtləs/

completely neat and clean

From this reading “To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.”

wert auxiliary verb US /wɜːrt/

an old form of “were”, used with “thou”

From this reading “For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

aged parents adjective + noun counted as “aged parent”

In this reading “O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!”

naughty boys adjective + noun counted as “naughty boy”

In this reading “For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.”

faithful friend adjective + noun

In this reading “For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

agedadjectiveUS /eɪdʒd/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

ambitionnounUS /æmˈbɪʃən/

a cherished desire

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

championnounUS /ˈtʃæmpiən/

someone who has won first place in a competition

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

choicenounUS /tʃɔɪs/

the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

disdainverbUS /dɪsˈdeɪn/

look down on with disdain

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

faithfuladjectiveUS /ˈfeɪθfəl/

steadfast in affection or allegiance

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

famenounUS /feɪm/

the state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

frameverbUS /freɪm/

enclose in or as if in a frame

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

guardnounUS /ɡɑːrd/

a person who keeps watch over something or someone

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

haughtyadjectiveUS /ˈhɔːti/

having or showing arrogant superiority to and disdain of those one views as unworthy

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

modestadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdəst/

marked by simplicity; having a humble opinion of yourself

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

naughtyadjectiveUS /ˈnɔːti/

suggestive of sexual impropriety

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

parentsnounUS /ˈperənts/

plural of “parent” — a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

pertadjectiveUS /pɜːrt/

characterized by a lightly pert and exuberant quality

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

pinchverbUS /pɪntʃ/

squeeze tightly between the fingers

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

preciousadjectiveUS /ˈpreʃəs/

characterized by feeling or showing fond affection for

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

proveverbUS /pruːv/

be shown or be found to be

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

rejoiceverbUS /rɪˈdʒɔɪs/

feel happiness or joy

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

remainverbUS /rɪˈmeɪn/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

shieldnounUS /ʃiːld/

a protective covering or structure

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

SisternounUS /ˈsɪstər/

a female person who has the same parents as another person

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

sootheverbUS /suːð/

give moral or emotional strength to

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

spotlessadjectiveUS /ˈspɑːtləs/

completely neat and clean

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

tenderadjectiveUS /ˈtendər/

given to sympathy or gentleness or sentimentality

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

theepronounUS /ðiː/

an old word for “you”, as the object, speaking to one person

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

thoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

thydeterminerUS /ðaɪ/

an old word for “your”, speaking to one person

From this reading To guard from hurt thy tender frame, To shield thy love and spotless name, And be the champion of thy fame, My Sister.

tisnounUS /tɪz/

plural of “ti” — a light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

vainadjectiveUS /veɪn/

characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

wertauxiliary verbUS /wɜːrt/

an old form of “were”, used with “thou”

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading For thou wert always kind to me, And it will my ambition be, To prove a faithful friend to thee, My Sister.

wiltmodal verbUS /wɪlt/

an old form of “will”, used with “thou”

From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading O! may it be thy precious choice, Our aged parents to rejoice, And soothe them with thy tender voice!

Wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

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From this reading For well I know thou would’st disdain, To be, or haughty, pert, or vain, And good and modest wilt remain, My Sister.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading For naughty boys and girls, ’tis true, Would pinch each other black and blue; But they were not like me or you, My Sister.

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