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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II

Chapter XXII

Chapter 22 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II is here in full — 408 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.
Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”
But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).
But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.
But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II

Chapter XXII

Chapter 22 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II is here in full — 408 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.
/hiː hæd ˈrɪtən əˈtrɑːsəti siːnz wɪˈθaʊt ˈnʌmbər ɑːn ə ˈkænən ɔːr drʌm ɔːr sʌm ɑːd paɪl ʌv ˈlʌmbər hæd riːld ɔːf ædˈventʃərz roʊˈmænsɪz ˌriːˈælətiːz ɔːl ə ˈspeʃəl kənˈsɪdərz hɪz oʊn ˈspeʃəltiz/
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Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”
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But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).
/bʌt hiː skruːd ʌp hɪz ˈkɜːrədʒ stɪl ˈhoʊpɪŋ tuː faɪnd nuː ˈhɔːrərz fɔːr ˈbrɪtɪʃ kənˈsʌmpʃən dɪˈzaɪnd ənd hiː roʊt ʌv hɪz driːmz ʌv hɪz ˈiːtɪŋ ənd ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ tuː mʌtʃ ʌv ðə ˈlætər sʌm ˈriːdərz ɑːr ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/
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But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.
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But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

atrocity noun US /əˈtrɑːsəti/

the quality of being shockingly cruel and inhumane

From this reading “He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.”

briar noun US /ˈbraɪər/

Eurasian rose with prickly stems and fragrant leaves and bright pink flowers followed by scarlet hips

From this reading “Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.””

considers verb US /kənˈsɪdərz/

third-person singular of “consider” — deem to be

From this reading “He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.”

mire noun US /maɪr/

a soft wet area of low-lying land that sinks underfoot

From this reading “Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.””

scan verb US /skæn/

examine minutely or intensely

From this reading “But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.”

screwed verb US /skruːd/

past form of “screw” — have sexual intercourse with

From this reading “But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).”

Specialities noun US /ˈspeʃəltiz/

plural of “speciality” — an asset of special worth or utility

From this reading “He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.”

whiff noun US /wɪf/

a short light gust of air

From this reading “Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

glanced at verb + particle counted as “glance at”

In this reading “Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.””

reeled off verb + particle counted as “reel off”

unwind from or as if from a reel

In this reading “He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.”

hung on verb + particle counted as “hang on”

fix to; attach

In this reading “Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.””

from a mountain preposition + article + noun counted as “from … mountain”

In this reading “But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.”

fall in verb + particle

break down, literally or metaphorically

In this reading “But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.”

All words in this reading · 116

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

adventuresnounUS /ædˈventʃərz/

plural of “adventure” — a wild and exciting undertaking (not necessarily lawful)

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

atrocitynounUS /əˈtrɑːsəti/

the quality of being shockingly cruel and inhumane

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

bagsnounUS /bæɡz/

plural of “bag” — a flexible container with a single opening

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

briarnounUS /ˈbraɪər/

Eurasian rose with prickly stems and fragrant leaves and bright pink flowers followed by scarlet hips

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

BritishnounUS /ˈbrɪtɪʃ/

the people of Great Britain

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

broughtverbUS /brɔːt/

inflected form of “bring” — take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

cannonnounUS /ˈkænən/

a large artillery gun that is usually on wheels

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

captainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

colonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

considersverbUS /kənˈsɪdərz/

third-person singular of “consider” — deem to be

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

consumptionnounUS /kənˈsʌmpʃən/

the process of taking food into the body through the mouth (as by eating)

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

costumenounUS /kɑːˈstuːm/

the attire worn in a play or at a fancy dress ball

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

couragenounUS /ˈkɜːrədʒ/

a quality of spirit that enables you to face danger or pain without showing fear

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

coveredadjectiveUS /ˈkʌvərd/

overlaid or spread or topped with or enclosed within something; sometimes used as a combining form

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

dashedadjectiveUS /dæʃt/

having gaps or spaces

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

delightverbUS /dɪˈlaɪt/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

designedadjectiveUS /dɪˈzaɪnd/

done or made or performed with purpose and intent

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

dreamsnounUS /driːmz/

plural of “dream” — a series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

drinkingnounUS /ˈdrɪŋkɪŋ/

the act of consuming liquids

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

drumnounUS /drʌm/

a musical percussion instrument; usually consists of a hollow cylinder with a membrane stretched across each end

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

eatingnounUS /ˈiːtɪŋ/

the act of consuming food

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

escapenounUS /ɪˈskeɪp/

the act of escaping physically

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

excellentadjectiveUS /ˈeksələnt/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

faintedverbUS /ˈfeɪntɪd/

past form of “faint” — pass out from weakness, physical or emotional distress due to a loss of blood supply to the brain

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

fallverbUS /fɔːl/

descend in free fall under the influence of gravity

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

glancedverbUS /ɡlænst/

past form of “glance” — throw a glance at; take a brief look at

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

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From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

hopingverbUS /ˈhoʊpɪŋ/

-ing form of “hope” — expect and wish

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

horrorsnounUS /ˈhɔːrərz/

plural of “horror” — intense and profound fear

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

hungverbUS /hʌŋ/

inflected form of “hang” — be suspended or hanging

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

journalnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnəl/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

latteradjectiveUS /ˈlætər/

referring to the second of two things or persons mentioned (or the last one or ones of several)

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

leapnounUS /liːp/

a light, self-propelled movement upwards or forwards

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

lessonnounUS /ˈlesən/

a unit of instruction

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

lumbernounUS /ˈlʌmbər/

the wood of trees cut and prepared for use as building material

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

mirenounUS /maɪr/

a soft wet area of low-lying land that sinks underfoot

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

mountainnounUS /ˈmaʊntən/

a land mass that projects well above its surroundings; higher than a hill

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

oddadjectiveUS /ɑːd/

not divisible by two

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

picturenounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

pilenounUS /paɪl/

a collection of objects laid on top of each other

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

Poole

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

ragsnounUS /ræɡz/

plural of “rag” — a small piece of cloth or paper

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

readersnounUS /ˈriːdərz/

plural of “reader” — a person who enjoys reading

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

realitiesnounUS /ˌriːˈælətiːz/

plural of “reality” — all of your experiences that determine how things appear to you

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

reeledverbUS /riːld/

past form of “reel” — walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

romancesnounUS /roʊˈmænsɪz/

plural of “romance” — a relationship between two lovers

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

scanverbUS /skæn/

examine minutely or intensely

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

scenenounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

scenesnounUS /siːnz/

plural of “scene” — the place where some action occurs

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

screwedverbUS /skruːd/

past form of “screw” — have sexual intercourse with

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

shellnounUS /ʃel/

ammunition consisting of a cylindrical metal casing containing an explosive charge and a projectile; fired from a large gun

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

SpecialadjectiveUS /ˈspeʃəl/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

SpecialitiesnounUS /ˈspeʃəltiz/

plural of “speciality” — an asset of special worth or utility

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

spyverbUS /spaɪ/

catch sight of

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

TooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

Twas

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading But I said as I read, “Here’s a lesson for me; This man’s, but a picture of what I might be.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

whiffnounUS /wɪf/

a short light gust of air

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

witnessnounUS /ˈwɪtnəs/

someone who sees an event and reports what happened

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Then he dashed down his pen, took a whiff at a “briar,” And glanced at his costume all covered with mire; For the clothes that hung on him were turning to rags, And Poole would have fainted to witness such “bags.”

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading But they scan with delight that escape from a shell, That leap from a mountain, that fall in a well; And when brought as a spy to some captain or colonel, ’Twas an excellent scene to write up for his journal.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading He had written “atrocity” scenes without number On a cannon or drum, or some odd pile of lumber; Had reeled off adventures, romances, realities―― All a Special considers his own Specialities.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading But he screwed up his courage, still hoping to find New horrors for British consumption designed; And he wrote of his dreams, of his eating and drinking (Too much of the latter some readers are thinking).

Chapter 22 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. II by Walter [Compiler] Hamilton holds 408 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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