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Parodies of the works of English & American — vol. III
Parodies of the works of English & American — vol. III

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of Parodies of the works of English & American — vol. III is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”
You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”
Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”
You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin from wicked to worse.”
Go slow said his father, replacing his chaw, You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.
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Parodies of the works of English & American — vol. III

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of Parodies of the works of English & American — vol. III is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”
Line 2
You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”
Line 3
Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”
Line 4
You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goinfrom wicked to worse.”
Line 5
Go slowsaid his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chaw noun US /tʃɔː/

a wad of something chewable as tobacco

From this reading ““Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.”

critter noun US /ˈkrɪtər/

a regional term for “creature” (especially for domestic animals)

From this reading ““Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.””

digger noun US /ˈdɪɡər/

a laborer who digs

From this reading ““You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.””

hearse noun US /hɜːrs/

a vehicle for carrying a coffin to a church or a cemetery; formerly drawn by horses but now usually a motor vehicle

From this reading ““You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.””

integrity noun US /ˌɪnˈteɡrəti/

an undivided or unbroken completeness or totality with nothing wanting

From this reading ““In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.””

opine verb US /oʊˈpaɪn/

express one's opinion openly and without fear or hesitation

From this reading ““You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.””

replacing noun US /rɪˈpleɪsɪŋ/

the act of furnishing an equivalent person or thing in the place of another

From this reading ““Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.”

saves noun US /seɪvz/

plural of “save” — (sports) the act of preventing the opposition from scoring

From this reading ““Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

at once preposition + adverb

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

In this reading ““Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.””

wiped out verb + adjective counted as “wipe out”

use up (resources or materials)

In this reading ““You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.””

All words in this reading · 104

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

allowverbUS /əˈlaʊ/

make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

appearverbUS /əˈpɪr/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

BesidesprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪdz/

in addition to; as well as

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

bowernounUS /ˈbaʊər/

a framework that supports climbing plants

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

bullynounUS /ˈbʊli/

a cruel and brutal fellow

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

chawnounUS /tʃɔː/

a wad of something chewable as tobacco

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

cheatverbUS /tʃiːt/

deprive somebody of something by deceit

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

critternounUS /ˈkrɪtər/

a regional term for “creature” (especially for domestic animals)

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

diggernounUS /ˈdɪɡər/

a laborer who digs

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

expectverbUS /ɪkˈspekt/

regard something as probable or likely

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

FathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

father'snounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

possessive form of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

firedadjectiveUS /ˈfaɪərd/

having lost your job

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

gettingnounUS /ˈɡetɪŋ/

the act of acquiring something

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

GoverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

goin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

hearsenounUS /hɜːrs/

a vehicle for carrying a coffin to a church or a cemetery; formerly drawn by horses but now usually a motor vehicle

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

integritynounUS /ˌɪnˈteɡrəti/

an undivided or unbroken completeness or totality with nothing wanting

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

jawverbUS /dʒɔː/

talk socially without exchanging too much information

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

leadverbUS /led/

take somebody somewhere

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

Let's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

licker

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

neatadjectiveUS /niːt/

clean or organized

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

opineverbUS /oʊˈpaɪn/

express one's opinion openly and without fear or hesitation

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

perceiveverbUS /pərˈsiːv/

to become aware of through the senses

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

playedadjectiveUS /pleɪd/

(of games) engaged in

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

powerfuladjectiveUS /ˈpaʊərfəl/

having great power or force or potency or effect

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

reckonverbUS /ˈrekən/

expect, believe, or suppose

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

reflectverbUS /rɪˈflekt/

manifest or bring back

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

replacingnounUS /rɪˈpleɪsɪŋ/

the act of furnishing an equivalent person or thing in the place of another

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

responsenounUS /rɪˈspɑːns/

a result

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

rownounUS /roʊ/

an arrangement of objects or people side by side in a line

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

rulenounUS /ruːl/

a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

savesnounUS /seɪvz/

plural of “save” — (sports) the act of preventing the opposition from scoring

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

settleverbUS /ˈsetəl/

settle into a position, usually on a surface or ground

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

sleevenounUS /sliːv/

the part of a garment that is attached at the armhole and that provides a cloth covering for the arm

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

slidenounUS /slaɪd/

a small flat rectangular piece of glass on which specimens can be mounted for microscopic study

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

slowadjectiveUS /sloʊ/

not moving quickly; taking a comparatively long time

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

somehowadverbUS /ˈsʌmhaʊ/

in some unspecified way or manner; or by some unspecified means

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

squareverbUS /skwer/

make square

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

TakeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

takingnounUS /ˈteɪkɪŋ/

the act of someone who picks up or takes something

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

Unsettles

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From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

we've

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From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

whiskeynounUS /ˈwɪski/

a liquor made from fermented mash of grain

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

wickedadjectiveUS /ˈwɪkəd/

morally bad in principle or practice

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

William

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From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

wipedverbUS /waɪpt/

past form of “wipe” — rub with a circular motion

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading “You are old, Father William, and whiskey took neat, Unsettles the sight I opine; Yet you wiped out the digger who called you a cheat, In a way that was powerful fine.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

you'll

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From this reading “Take the lead when you can,” was his father’s response, “That’s a bully old rule you’ll allow; Besides, if you settle a critter at once, It saves you from having a row.”

you're

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From this reading “You are old, Father William, and soon I expect To be taking you round in a hearse; Yet somehow you never appear to reflect That you’re goin’ from wicked to worse.”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Go slow” said his father, replacing his chaw, “You are getting too all fired proud; I reckon we’ve had just enough of your jaw, Let’s licker.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading “In the days of my youth,” Father William replied, “I played on the square, you perceive; But now I have let old integrity slide, And I keep the best bower in my sleeve.”

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