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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV is here in full — 395 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.
He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.
But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.
A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.
“You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV is here in full — 395 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.
/ˈmɪstər ˈhɜːrʃəlz ˈmoʊʃən fɔːr ðə ˌæbəˈlɪʃən ʌv ˈækʃənz fɔːr briːtʃ ʌv ˈprɑːməs ʌv ˈmerɪdʒ ˌekˈseptɪŋ wer ˈæktʃəwəl peˈkjuːnieri lɔːs hæd bɪn ˌɪnˈkɜːrd wɑːz ˈkærid ɪn ðə haʊs ʌv ˈkɑːmənz baɪ ə səbˈstænʃəl məˈdʒɔːrəti/
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He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.
/hiː ðʌs ˈæˈdresɪz æn əˈspaɪrɪŋ juːθ ʌv ðə ˈtempəl wen juː maɪ frend ɑːr kɔːld tuː ðə bɑːr jɔːr wɪt meɪ biː freʃ ənd ˈhɑːrti juː meɪ biː æz ˈmeni jʌŋ ˈbærɪstərz ɑːr ə ˈsʌmˈwʌt ˈdʒɑːkjələr ˈpɑːrti/
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But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.
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A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.
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“You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

abolition noun US /ˌæbəˈlɪʃən/

the act of abolishing a system or practice or institution (especially abolishing slavery)

From this reading “Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.”

attorneys noun US /əˈtɜːrniz/

plural of “attorney” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading “But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.”

barristers noun US /ˈbærɪstərz/

plural of “barrister” — a British or Canadian lawyer who speaks in the higher courts of law on behalf of either the defense or prosecution

From this reading “He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.”

chuckles noun US /ˈtʃʌkəlz/

plural of “chuckle” — a soft partly suppressed laugh

From this reading “A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.”

Herschel's noun US /ˈhɜːrʃəlz/

possessive form of “herschel” — English astronomer (son of William Herschel) who extended the catalogue of stars to the southern hemisphere and did pioneering work in photography (1792-1871)

jilted adjective US /ˈdʒɪltɪd/

rebuffed (by a lover) without warning

From this reading “But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.”

jocular adjective US /ˈdʒɑːkjələr/

characterized by jokes and good humor

From this reading “He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.”

maid's noun US /meɪdz/

possessive form of “maid” — a female domestic

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

young barristers adjective + noun counted as “young barrister”

In this reading “He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.”

breach of verb + particle

In this reading “Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.”

with joy preposition + noun

In this reading “A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

abolitionnounUS /ˌæbəˈlɪʃən/

the act of abolishing a system or practice or institution (especially abolishing slavery)

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

actionsnounUS /ˈækʃənz/

plural of “action” — something done (usually as opposed to something said)

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

actualadjectiveUS /ˈæktʃəwəl/

presently existing in fact and not merely potential or possible

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

addressesnounUS /ˈæˈdresɪz/

plural of “address” — (computer science) the code that identifies where a piece of information is stored

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

advisedadjectiveUS /ædˈvaɪzd/

having the benefit of careful prior consideration or counsel

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

aspiringadjectiveUS /əˈspaɪrɪŋ/

desiring or striving for recognition or advancement

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

attorneynounUS /əˈtɜːrni/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

attorneysnounUS /əˈtɜːrniz/

plural of “attorney” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

BarnounUS /bɑːr/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

barristersnounUS /ˈbærɪstərz/

plural of “barrister” — a British or Canadian lawyer who speaks in the higher courts of law on behalf of either the defense or prosecution

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

breachverbUS /briːtʃ/

act in disregard of laws, rules, contracts, or promises

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

brothernounUS /ˈbrʌðər/

a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

bullynounUS /ˈbʊli/

a cruel and brutal fellow

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

carriedverbUS /ˈkærid/

inflected form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

cautiouslyadverbUS /ˈkɔːʃəsli/

as if with kid gloves; with caution or prudence or tact

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

chucklesnounUS /ˈtʃʌkəlz/

plural of “chuckle” — a soft partly suppressed laugh

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

CommonsnounUS /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

confessionnounUS /kənˈfeʃən/

an admission of misdeeds or faults

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

courtnounUS /kɔːrt/

an assembly (including one or more judges) to conduct judicial business

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

crossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

cuteadjectiveUS /kjuːt/

attractive especially by means of smallness or prettiness or quaintness

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

damagesnounUS /ˈdæmədʒəz/

a sum of money paid in compensation for loss or injury

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

daughternounUS /ˈdɔːtər/

a female human offspring

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

exceptingverbUS /ˌekˈseptɪŋ/

-ing form of “except” — take exception to

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

freshadjectiveUS /freʃ/

recently made, produced, or harvested

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

he'll

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From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

hearsverbUS /hiːrz/

third-person singular of “hear” — perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

heartyadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrti/

showing warm and heartfelt friendliness

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

Herschel'snounUS /ˈhɜːrʃəlz/

possessive form of “herschel” — English astronomer (son of William Herschel) who extended the catalogue of stars to the southern hemisphere and did pioneering work in photography (1792-1871)

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

HousenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

how

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From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

incurredverbUS /ˌɪnˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “incur” — make oneself subject to; bring upon oneself; become liable to

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

jiltedadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɪltɪd/

rebuffed (by a lover) without warning

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

jocularadjectiveUS /ˈdʒɑːkjələr/

characterized by jokes and good humor

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

journeysnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrniz/

plural of “journey” — the act of traveling from one place to another

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

joynounUS /dʒɔɪ/

the emotion of great happiness

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

jumpsnounUS /dʒʌmps/

plural of “jump” — a sudden and decisive increase

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

legaladjectiveUS /ˈliːɡəl/

established by or founded upon law or official or accepted rules

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

lossnounUS /lɔːs/

something that is lost

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

maid'snounUS /meɪdz/

possessive form of “maid” — a female domestic

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

majoritynounUS /məˈdʒɔːrəti/

the property resulting from being or relating to the greater in number of two parts; the main part

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

marriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

motionnounUS /ˈmoʊʃən/

the use of movements (especially of the hands) to communicate familiar or prearranged signals

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

pecuniaryadjectiveUS /peˈkjuːnieri/

relating to or involving money

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

pleadverbUS /pliːd/

appeal or request earnestly

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

promiseverbUS /ˈprɑːməs/

make a promise or commitment

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

remindverbUS /riˈmaɪnd/

put in the mind of someone

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

requiredadjectiveUS /riˈkwaɪərd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

retrogressionnoun

passing from a more complex to a simpler biological form

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

revengenounUS /riˈvendʒ/

action taken in return for an injury or offense

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

somebody'snounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdiz/

possessive form of “somebody” — a human being

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

substantialadjectiveUS /səbˈstænʃəl/

of considerable importance, size, or worth

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

TemplenounUS /ˈtempəl/

place of worship consisting of an edifice for the worship of a deity

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Mr. Herschel’s motion for the abolition of actions for breach of promise of marriage, excepting where actual pecuniary loss had been incurred, was carried in the House of Commons by a substantial majority.

witnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading A cute attorney jumps with joy When he hears a maid’s confession, And chuckles to think how he’ll bully the boy, In revenge for his retrogression.

won't

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From this reading But you won’t, in the course of your legal journeys, Be required to cross the water To plead, as advised by ’cute attorneys, For somebody’s jilted daughter.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

You'll

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From this reading “You’ll get big damages, sure,” he’ll say, And cautiously remind her That her mother should bring her to court on the day, And her brother stand close behind her.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading He thus addresses an aspiring youth of the Temple:―― When you, my friend, are called to the Bar, Your wit may be fresh and hearty; You may be, as many young barristers are, A somewhat jocular party.

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