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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV

Chapter XX

Chapter 20 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV is here in full — 370 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.
Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”
With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.
Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”
“Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV

Chapter XX

Chapter 20 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. IV is here in full — 370 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/74 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.
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Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”
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With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.
/wɪð ðæt sez braɪt frend ˈtɜːrnəbaʊt ə saɪt juː naʊ meɪ siː/
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Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”
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“Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

fallacious adjective US /fəˈleɪʃəs/

containing or based on a fallacy

From this reading ““Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.””

pledges noun US /ˈpledʒɪz/

plural of “pledge” — a deposit of personal property as security for a debt

From this reading “And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.”

Protectionists noun US /prəˈtekʃənɪsts/

plural of “protectionist” — an advocate of protectionism

From this reading “Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.””

replete adjective US /riˈpliːt/

filled to satisfaction with food or drink

From this reading “Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.””

statesman noun US /ˈsteɪtsmən/

a man who is a respected leader in national or international affairs

From this reading ““Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.””

statistics noun US /stəˈtɪstɪks/

a branch of applied mathematics concerned with the collection and interpretation of quantitative data and the use of probability theory to estimate population parameters

From this reading ““Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.””

Treasury noun US /ˈtreʒəri/

the funds of a government or institution or individual

From this reading ““Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.””

Turnabout noun US /ˈtɜːrnəbaʊt/

a decision to reverse an earlier decision

From this reading “With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Set forth verb + particle

state

In this reading ““Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.””

Two hundred noun + noun

being ten more than one hundred ninety

In this reading “Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.””

before midnight preposition + noun

In this reading “And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.”

too strong adverb + adjective

In this reading ““Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

agriculturists

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From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

benchesnounUS /ˈbentʃɪz/

plural of “bench” — a long seat for more than one person

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

Bentinck

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From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

BobbynounUS /ˈbɑːbi/

an informal term for a British policeman

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

BrightadjectiveUS /braɪt/

emitting or reflecting light readily or in large amounts

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

cheerverbUS /tʃɪr/

give encouragement to

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

Com-mit-tee

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From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

CommonsnounUS /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

completeverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

cookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

costnounUS /kɑːst/

the total spent for goods or services including money and time and labor

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

dinedverbUS /daɪnd/

past form of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

dinnersnounUS /ˈdɪnərz/

plural of “dinner” — the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

dothauxiliary verbUS /dɔːθ/

an old form of “does”

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

drovenounUS /droʊv/

a group of animals (a herd or flock) moving together

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

durst

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

e'eradverb

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

fallaciousadjectiveUS /fəˈleɪʃəs/

containing or based on a fallacy

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

fillverbUS /fɪl/

make full, also in a metaphorical sense

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

forthadverbUS /fɔːrθ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

FriendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

HousenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

I'd

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From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

live-long

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From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

Lo

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From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

LordsnounUS /lɔːrdz/

plural of “lord” — terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

midnightnounUS /ˈmɪdnaɪt/

12 o'clock at night; the middle of the night

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

others

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From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

pledgesnounUS /ˈpledʒɪz/

plural of “pledge” — a deposit of personal property as security for a debt

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

promisedverbUS /ˈprɑːməst/

past form of “promise” — make a promise or commitment

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

ProtectionistsnounUS /prəˈtekʃənɪsts/

plural of “protectionist” — an advocate of protectionism

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

provedadjectiveUS /pruːvd/

established beyond doubt

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

quickadjectiveUS /kwɪk/

accomplished rapidly and without delay

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

Quoth

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

renderedverbUS /ˈrendərd/

past form of “render” — cause to become

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

repleteadjectiveUS /riˈpliːt/

filled to satisfaction with food or drink

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

RobertnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

SetverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

SoonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

speechnounUS /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

spitenounUS /spaɪt/

feeling a need to see others suffer

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

statesmannounUS /ˈsteɪtsmən/

a man who is a respected leader in national or international affairs

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

statisticsnounUS /stəˈtɪstɪks/

a branch of applied mathematics concerned with the collection and interpretation of quantitative data and the use of probability theory to estimate population parameters

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

stoutadjectiveUS /staʊt/

dependable

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

strongadjectiveUS /strɔːŋ/

having strength or power greater than average or expected

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

sturdyadjectiveUS /ˈstɜːrdi/

having rugged physical strength; inured to fatigue or hardships

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

TheirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

they'd

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From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

TreasurynounUS /ˈtreʒəri/

the funds of a government or institution or individual

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

TrueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

TurnaboutnounUS /ˈtɜːrnəbaʊt/

a decision to reverse an earlier decision

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

Turnabouts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

TwonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

vainadjectiveUS /veɪn/

characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

whipper-innoun

huntsman's assistant in managing the hounds

From this reading And long before midnight they had Their pledges rendered vain; And when they’d dined, the _whipper-in_ Soon drove them back again.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Sir Robert went――his speech complete―― To view his friends so queer; Quoth he, “Lord Bentinck promised This night should cost me dear: Now, if I thought he would not come, I’d have my Com-mit-tee.”

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

yonderadjectiveUS /ˈjɑːndər/

distant but within sight (“yon” is dialectal)

From this reading Lo! yonder doth Lord Bentinck stand, His friends replete with spite; Two hundred stout Protectionists, To _cheer_ the live-long night; All sturdy agriculturists, True to their pledges still.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading With that, says Bright, “Friend Turnabout, A sight you now may see.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Then leave your dinners,” Bobby said, “And Treasury benches fill, And now with me, my Turnabouts, Set forth fallacious words, For never was there statesman yet, In Commons House, or Lords, That e’er did with statistics come, But if he proved too strong, I durst cook up some others quick, To show that his were wrong.”

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