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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. V
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. V

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. V is here in full — 36 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?
“The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”
He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”
He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.
The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. V

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. V is here in full — 36 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/7 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?
Line 2
“The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”
Line 3
He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”
Line 4
He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.
Line 5
The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.
/ðə ˈstʌnɪŋ swel əˈɡenst ə læmp ˈliːənt æz ɪf bɔːrd tuː deθ/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Alderman noun US /ˈɔːldərmən/

a member of a municipal legislative body (as a city council)

From this reading “It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?”

gouty adjective US /ˈɡaʊti/

suffering from gout

From this reading “It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?”

Leant verb US /ˈliːənt/

inflected form of “lean” — to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading “The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.”

listens verb US /ˈlɪsənz/

third-person singular of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading “He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.”

order's noun US /ˈɔːrdərz/

possessive form of “order” — (often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

ruby noun US /ˈruːbi/

a transparent piece of ruby that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading “It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?”

Stunning adjective US /ˈstʌnɪŋ/

commanding attention

From this reading “He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.”

Thames noun US /temz/

the longest river in England; flows eastward through London to the North Sea

From this reading “He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.””

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stood still verb + adjective

In this reading “He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.”

at seven preposition + noun

In this reading ““The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.

Adelphi

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From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.

AldermannounUS /ˈɔːldərmən/

a member of a municipal legislative body (as a city council)

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

AncientadjectiveUS /ˈeɪn.ʃənt/

Belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence or deeply revered.

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

boredadjectiveUS /bɔːrd/

tired of the world

From this reading The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.

BotherverbUS /ˈbɑːðər/

take the trouble to do something; concern oneself

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.

doorsnounUS /dɔːrz/

plural of “door” — a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

glitteringadjectiveUS /ˈɡlɪtərɪŋ/

having brief brilliant points or flashes of light

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

goutyadjectiveUS /ˈɡaʊti/

suffering from gout

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

guardnounUS /ɡɑːrd/

a person who keeps watch over something or someone

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

hathauxiliary verbUS /hæθ/

an old form of “has”

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

holdsnounUS /hoʊldz/

plural of “hold” — the act of grasping

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

JumpverbUS /dʒʌmp/

move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

lampnounUS /læmp/

an artificial source of visible illumination

From this reading The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.

LeantverbUS /ˈliːənt/

inflected form of “lean” — to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading The Stunning Swell against a lamp Leant, as if bored to death.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

listensverbUS /ˈlɪsənz/

third-person singular of “listen” — hear with intention

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

o'clockadverbUS /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

open'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

order'snounUS /ˈɔːrdərz/

possessive form of “order” — (often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

PermitnounUS /pərˈmɪt/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

quoth

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

rubynounUS /ˈruːbi/

a transparent piece of ruby that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

sevennounUS /ˈsevən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of six and one

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

stopp'st

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

stoppedadjectiveUS /stɑːpt/

(of a nose) blocked

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

StunningadjectiveUS /ˈstʌnɪŋ/

commanding attention

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

stylenounUS /staɪl/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

sulkyadjective

sullen or moody

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

SwellverbUS /swel/

increase in size, magnitude, number, or intensity

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

ThamesnounUS /temz/

the longest river in England; flows eastward through London to the North Sea

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

thoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

thydeterminerUS /ðaɪ/

an old word for “your”, speaking to one person

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

tinnounUS /tɪn/

a silvery malleable metallic element that resists corrosion; used in many alloys and to coat other metals to prevent corrosion; obtained chiefly from cassiterite where it occurs as tin oxide

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

whereforeadverbUS /werˈfɔːr/

an old word meaning “why” or “for that reason”

From this reading It is an Ancient Alderman, And he stopped one of three; “By thy gouty hand and ruby nose, Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading He holds him by the glittering guard, The Stunning Swell stood still, And listens in most sulky style; The Alderman hath his will.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He holds him with his gouty hand, “There is the Thames,” quoth he; “Bother the Thames,” the other cried; “Jump in, and let me be.”

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “The Adelphi doors have open’d long, And I would save my tin; My order’s lost at seven o’clock, Permit me to go in.”

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