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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI
Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI is here in full — 331 sentences across 67 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.
’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.
Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.
I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.
’Tis a very butterfly-like temptation.
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Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI is here in full — 331 sentences across 67 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/66 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.
/aɪ hæv kʌm tuː ðə kənˈkluːʒən ðæt tɪz nɑːt ðə best weɪ tuː ɡet θruː ə ˈstɔːri tuː bɪˈɡɪn æt ðə end/
Line 2
’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.
/tɪz æn ənˈprɑːfɪtəbəl weɪ æt best ənd tendz tuː led wʌn ˈɪntuː daɪˈɡreʃənz/
Line 3
Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.
/naʊ daɪˈɡreʃənz wɪl biː ðə ˈruːən ʌv miː ɪn ðɪs wɜːrld ənd ðə nekst/
Line 4
I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.
/aɪ ʃæl biː soʊ bɪˈset wɪð daɪˈɡreʃənz aɪ ʃæl ˈnevər riːtʃ maɪ ˌdestəˈneɪʃən/
Line 5
’Tis a very butterfly-like temptation.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beset verb US /bɪˈset/

annoy continually or chronically

From this reading “I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.”

conclusion noun US /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading “I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.”

destination noun US /ˌdestəˈneɪʃən/

the place designated as the end (as of a race or journey)

From this reading “I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.”

digressions noun US /daɪˈɡreʃənz/

plural of “digression” — a message that departs from the main subject

From this reading “’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.”

ruin noun US /ˈruːən/

an irrecoverable state of devastation and destruction

From this reading “Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.”

temptation noun US /temˈteɪʃən/

something that seduces or has the quality to seduce

From this reading “’Tis a very butterfly-like temptation.”

tends verb US /tendz/

third-person singular of “tend” — have a tendency or disposition to do or be something; be inclined

From this reading “’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.”

unprofitable adjective US /ənˈprɑːfɪtəbəl/

producing little or no profit or gain

From this reading “’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

at the end preposition + article + noun counted as “at … end”

In this reading “I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.”

beset with verb + particle

In this reading “I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.”

best way noun + noun

In this reading “I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.”

get through verb + particle

finish a task completely

In this reading “I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.”

All words in this reading · 47

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading ’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading ’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

besetverbUS /bɪˈset/

annoy continually or chronically

From this reading I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

butterfly-like

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ’Tis a very butterfly-like temptation.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

conclusionnounUS /kənˈkluːʒən/

a position or opinion or judgment reached after consideration

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

destinationnounUS /ˌdestəˈneɪʃən/

the place designated as the end (as of a race or journey)

From this reading I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.

digressionsnounUS /daɪˈɡreʃənz/

plural of “digression” — a message that departs from the main subject

From this reading ’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading ’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.

leadverbUS /led/

take somebody somewhere

From this reading ’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading ’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.

reachverbUS /riːtʃ/

reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.

ruinnounUS /ˈruːən/

an irrecoverable state of devastation and destruction

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

temptationnounUS /temˈteɪʃən/

something that seduces or has the quality to seduce

From this reading ’Tis a very butterfly-like temptation.

tendsverbUS /tendz/

third-person singular of “tend” — have a tendency or disposition to do or be something; be inclined

From this reading ’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

tisnounUS /tɪz/

plural of “ti” — a light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

unprofitableadjectiveUS /ənˈprɑːfɪtəbəl/

producing little or no profit or gain

From this reading ’Tis an unprofitable way at best, and tends to lead one into digressions.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading ’Tis a very butterfly-like temptation.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading I have come to the conclusion that ’tis not the best way to get through a story to begin at the end.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I shall be so beset with digressions I shall never reach my destination.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Now, digressions will be the ruin of me in this world and the next.

Chapter 5 of Parodies of the works of English & American authors, vol. VI by Walter [Compiler] Hamilton holds 331 sentences, grouped into 67 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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