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Patty's Perversities

Chapter XXVIII

Chapter 28 of Patty's Perversities is here in full — 270 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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AUNT JEFF REMONSTRATES.
"If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.
I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."
"Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.
And that reminds me of Bathalina's room.
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Patty's Perversities

Chapter XXVIII

Chapter 28 of Patty's Perversities is here in full — 270 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/54 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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AUNT JEFF REMONSTRATES.
Line 2
"If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.
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I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."
/aɪ hæv tuː enˈdjʊr maɪ oʊn ˈkʌmpəniː ɔːl ðə taɪm juː noʊ/
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"Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.
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And that reminds me of Bathalina's room.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aunt noun US /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading “AUNT JEFF REMONSTRATES.”

cross verb US /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading “"If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.”

endure verb US /enˈdjʊr/

put up with something or somebody unpleasant

From this reading “I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."”

makes noun US /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading “"If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.”

Patty noun US /ˈpæti/

small flat mass of chopped food

From this reading “"If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.”

reminds verb US /riˈmaɪndz/

third-person singular of “remind” — put in the mind of someone

From this reading “And that reminds me of Bathalina's room.”

virtuous adjective US /ˈvɜːrtʃuːəs/

morally excellent

From this reading “"Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.”

worse adjective US /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading “"If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

much worse adverb + adjective

In this reading “"If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.”

feel bad verb + adjective

In this reading “"If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

AUNTnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading AUNT JEFF REMONSTRATES.

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

Bathalina's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And that reminds me of Bathalina's room.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

crossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

endureverbUS /enˈdjʊr/

put up with something or somebody unpleasant

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

Flossyadjective

like down or as soft as down

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

Flossy's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

JEFF

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AUNT JEFF REMONSTRATES.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

meditativelyadverb

in a meditative manner

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

PattynounUS /ˈpæti/

small flat mass of chopped food

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

Patty-pat

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

remindsverbUS /riˈmaɪndz/

third-person singular of “remind” — put in the mind of someone

From this reading And that reminds me of Bathalina's room.

remonstrancenoun

the act of expressing earnest opposition or protest

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

REMONSTRATES

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AUNT JEFF REMONSTRATES.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading And that reminds me of Bathalina's room.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading And that reminds me of Bathalina's room.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I have to endure my own company all the time, you know."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

virtuousadjectiveUS /ˈvɜːrtʃuːəs/

morally excellent

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "If it makes you feel bad to have me cross," Patty said one morning, in answer to a remonstrance of Flossy's, "think how much worse it is for me to be cross.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, Patty-pat," Flossy answered meditatively, "be happy and you'll be virtuous.

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