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Peck's Compendium of Fun Comprising

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Peck's Compendium of Fun Comprising is here in full — 439 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?
It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?
Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.
You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.
What the country needs is more mooley cows.
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Peck's Compendium of Fun Comprising

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Peck's Compendium of Fun Comprising is here in full — 439 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?
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It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?
/ɪt teɪks æt liːst θriː tʌnz ʌv heɪ ənd ə lɑːrdʒ ˈkwɑːntəti ʌv ɡraʊnd fiːd ˈænjuːəli tuː kiːp ə per ʌv hɔːrnz fæt ənd wʌt ˈɜːrθli juːs ɑːr ðeɪ/
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Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.
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You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.
/juː pæs lɔːz tuː ˈmʌzəl dɑːɡz bɪˈkɔːz wʌn ɪn ten ˈθaʊzənd ɡoʊz mæd ənd jet mɔːr ˈpiːpəl ɑːr kɪld baɪ ˈkætəl hɔːrnz ðæn baɪ dɑːɡz/
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What the country needs is more mooley cows.

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adopt verb US /əˈdɑːpt/

choose and follow; as of theories, ideas, policies, strategies or plans

From this reading “Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?”

annually adverb US /ˈænjuːəli/

without missing a year

From this reading “It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?”

grangers noun US /ˈɡreɪndʒərz/

plural of “granger” — a person who operates a farm

From this reading “Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.”

horned adjective US /hɔːrnd/

having a horn or horns or hornlike parts or horns of a particular kind

From this reading “Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?”

horns noun US /hɔːrnz/

plural of “horn” — a noisemaker (as at parties or games) that makes a loud noise when you blow through it

From this reading “It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?”

muzzle noun US /ˈmʌzəl/

the open circular discharging end of a gun

From this reading “You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.”

Statistics noun US /stəˈtɪstɪks/

a branch of applied mathematics concerned with the collection and interpretation of quantitative data and the use of probability theory to estimate population parameters

From this reading “Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.”

tons noun US /tʌnz/

a large number or amount

From this reading “It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?”

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45,000

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From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

adoptverbUS /əˈdɑːpt/

choose and follow; as of theories, ideas, policies, strategies or plans

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

annuallyadverbUS /ˈænjuːəli/

without missing a year

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

cattlenounUS /ˈkætəl/

domesticated bovine animals as a group regardless of sex or age

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading What the country needs is more mooley cows.

cowsnounUS /kaʊz/

domesticated bovine animals as a group regardless of sex or age

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

dogsnounUS /dɑːɡz/

plural of “dog” — a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

earthlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrθli/

of or belonging to or characteristic of this earth as distinguished from heaven

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

fatadjectiveUS /fæt/

having an (over)abundance of flesh

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

feedverbUS /fiːd/

provide as food

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

grangersnounUS /ˈɡreɪndʒərz/

plural of “granger” — a person who operates a farm

From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

groundnounUS /ɡraʊnd/

the solid part of the earth's surface

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

haynounUS /heɪ/

grass mowed and cured for use as fodder

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

hornedadjectiveUS /hɔːrnd/

having a horn or horns or hornlike parts or horns of a particular kind

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

hornsnounUS /hɔːrnz/

plural of “horn” — a noisemaker (as at parties or games) that makes a loud noise when you blow through it

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What the country needs is more mooley cows.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

killedverbUS /kɪld/

past form of “kill” — cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

lawsnounUS /lɔːz/

the first of three divisions of the Hebrew Scriptures comprising the first five books of the Hebrew Bible considered as a unit

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

mooley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

muzzlenounUS /ˈmʌzəl/

the open circular discharging end of a gun

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

needsadverbUS /niːdz/

in such a manner as could not be otherwise

From this reading What the country needs is more mooley cows.

occurverbUS /əˈkɜːr/

come to pass

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

passverbUS /pæs/

go across or through

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

quantitynounUS /ˈkwɑːntəti/

how much there is or how many there are of something that you can quantify

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

savingnounUS /ˈseɪvɪŋ/

an act of economizing; reduction in cost

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

showverbUS /ʃoʊ/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

SpeakingnounUS /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

StatisticsnounUS /stəˈtɪstɪks/

a branch of applied mathematics concerned with the collection and interpretation of quantitative data and the use of probability theory to estimate population parameters

From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading What the country needs is more mooley cows.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

tonsnounUS /tʌnz/

a large number or amount

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading It takes at least three tons of hay and a large quantity of ground feed annually to keep a pair of horns fat, and what earthly use are they?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Statistics show that there are annually killed 45,000 grangers by cattle with horns.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading You pass laws to muzzle dogs, because one in ten thousand goes mad, and yet more people are killed by cattle horns than by dogs.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Speaking of cows, did it ever occur to you, gentlemen, what a saving it would be to you if you should adopt mooley cows instead of horned cattle?

Chapter 2 of Peck's Compendium of Fun Comprising by George W. (George Wilbur) Peck holds 439 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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