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Perfect Behavior

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Perfect Behavior is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.
Bobbing for apples is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.
I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess pet Pomeranian.
Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.
In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.
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Perfect Behavior

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Perfect Behavior is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.
/ˈæftər ðə ɡests hæv səˈfɪʃəntli əˈmjuːzd ðemˈselvz wɪð ðə ɡoʊsts ənd ˈwɪtʃəz ɪt wɪl biː taɪm tuː kəˈmens sʌm ʌv ðə ˈmeni ɡeɪmz wɪtʃ ɑːr ˈɔːlweɪz əˈsoʊsieɪtɪd wɪð ˌhæləˈwiːn/
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Bobbing for applesis, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.
/ˈbɑːbɪŋ fɔːr ˈæpəlz ɪz ʌv kɔːrs ðə moʊst ˈkɑːmən ʌv ðiːz ɡeɪmz ənd ɡreɪt spɔːrt ɪt ɪz tuː tuː wɑːtʃ ðə ˈɑːkwərd ˈefərts ʌv ðə ɡests æz ðeɪ traɪ tuː pɪk ʌp wɪð ðer tiːθ ðə ˈæpəlz ˈfloʊtɪŋ ɪn ə lɑːrdʒ tʌb/
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I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostesspet Pomeranian.
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Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.
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In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.
/ɪn wʌn ʌv ðiːz ɡeɪmz ðə men stænd æt wʌn end ʌv ðə ruːm ˈfeɪsɪŋ ðə ɡɜːrlz wɪð ðer hændz bɪˈhaɪnd ðer bæks ənd aɪz ˈtaɪtli kloʊzd/

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Bobbing verb US /ˈbɑːbɪŋ/

inflected form of “bob” — move up and down repeatedly

From this reading ““Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.”

delving verb US /ˈdelvɪŋ/

-ing form of “delve” — turn up, loosen, or remove earth

From this reading “Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.”

evening's noun US /ˈiːvnɪŋz/

possessive form of “evening” — the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

Hallowe'en noun US /ˌhæləˈwiːn/

the evening before All Saints' Day; often devoted to pranks played by young people

playfully adverb US /ˈpleɪfəli/

in a playful manner

From this reading “I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.”

Pomeranian noun US /ˌpɑːmərˈeɪniən/

breed of very small compact long-haired dogs of the spitz type

From this reading “I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.”

quarts noun US /kwɔːrts/

plural of “quart” — a United States liquid unit equal to 32 fluid ounces; four quarts equal one gallon

From this reading “I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.”

witches noun US /ˈwɪtʃəz/

plural of “witch” — a female sorcerer or magician

From this reading “After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

addedverbUS /ˈædəd/

past form of “add” — make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

amusedadjectiveUS /əˈmjuːzd/

pleasantly occupied

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

applesnounUS /ˈæpəlz/

plural of “apple” — fruit with red or yellow or green skin and sweet to tart crisp whitish flesh

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

associatedverbUS /əˈsoʊsieɪtɪd/

past form of “associate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

awkwardadjectiveUS /ˈɑːkwərd/

causing inconvenience

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

backsnounUS /bæks/

plural of “back” — the posterior part of a human (or animal) body from the neck to the end of the spine

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

bobbers

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From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

BobbingverbUS /ˈbɑːbɪŋ/

inflected form of “bob” — move up and down repeatedly

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

bride-to-benoun

a woman who is engaged to be married

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

closedadjectiveUS /kloʊzd/

not open or affording passage or access

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

comicaladjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmɪkəl/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

commenceverbUS /kəˈmens/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

commonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

concernnounUS /kənˈsɜːrn/

something that interests you because it is important or affects you

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

conductverbUS /ˈkɑːndəkt/

direct the course of; manage or control

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

delvingverbUS /ˈdelvɪŋ/

-ing form of “delve” — turn up, loosen, or remove earth

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

discoververbUS /dɪˈskʌvər/

discover or determine the existence, presence, or fact of

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

effectnounUS /ɪˈfekt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

effortsnounUS /ˈefərts/

plural of “effort” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

evening'snounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋz/

possessive form of “evening” — the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

extremelyadverbUS /ekˈstriːmli/

to a high degree or extent; favorably or with much respect

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

facingnounUS /ˈfeɪsɪŋ/

a lining applied to the edge of a garment for ornamentation or strengthening

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

floatingadjectiveUS /ˈfloʊtɪŋ/

borne up by or suspended in a liquid

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

forgettingverbUS /fərˈɡetɪŋ/

inflected form of “forget” — dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

fruitnounUS /fruːt/

the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

gamesnounUS /ɡeɪmz/

plural of “game” — a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

ghostsnounUS /ɡoʊsts/

plural of “ghost” — a mental representation of some haunting experience

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

ginnounUS /dʒɪn/

strong liquor flavored with juniper berries

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

greatlyadverbUS /ˈɡreɪtli/

to an extraordinary extent or degree

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

guestsnounUS /ɡests/

plural of “guest” — a visitor to whom hospitality is extended

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

Hallowe'ennounUS /ˌhæləˈwiːn/

the evening before All Saints' Day; often devoted to pranks played by young people

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

hopesnounUS /hoʊps/

plural of “hope” — a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

hostessnounUS /ˈhoʊstəs/

a woman host

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

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From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

petnounUS /pet/

a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

pickverbUS /pɪk/

select carefully from a group

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

playfullyadverbUS /ˈpleɪfəli/

in a playful manner

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

PomeraniannounUS /ˌpɑːmərˈeɪniən/

breed of very small compact long-haired dogs of the spitz type

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

pouringadjectiveUS /ˈpɔːrɪŋ/

flowing profusely

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

quartsnounUS /kwɔːrts/

plural of “quart” — a United States liquid unit equal to 32 fluid ounces; four quarts equal one gallon

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

sportnounUS /spɔːrt/

an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

sufficientlyadverbUS /səˈfɪʃəntli/

to a sufficient degree

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

teethnounUS /tiːθ/

the kind and number and arrangement of teeth (collectively) in a person or animal

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Most Hallowe’en games concern themselves with delving into the future in the hopes that one may there discover one’s husband or bride-to-be.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

throwverbUS /θroʊ/

propel through the air

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

tightlyadverbUS /ˈtaɪtli/

in a tight or constricted manner

From this reading In one of these games the men stand at one end of the room, facing the girls, with their hands behind their backs and eyes tightly closed.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

tubnounUS /tʌb/

a relatively large open container that you fill with water and use to wash the body

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

unfortunateadjectiveUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənət/

not favored by fortune; marked or accompanied by or resulting in ill fortune

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

watchverbUS /wɑːtʃ/

look attentively

From this reading “Bobbing for apples” is, of course, the most common of these games and great sport it is, too, to watch the awkward efforts of the guests as they try to pick up with their teeth the apples floating in a large tub.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I know of one hostess who added greatly to the evening’s fun by pouring twelve quarts of gin into the tub; the effect on the bobbers was, of course, extremely comical, except for the unfortunate conduct of two gentlemen, one of whom went to sleep in the tub, the other so far forgetting himself as playfully to throw all the floating fruit at the hostess’ pet Pomeranian.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

witchesnounUS /ˈwɪtʃəz/

plural of “witch” — a female sorcerer or magician

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading After the guests have sufficiently amused themselves with the ghosts and witches it will be time to commence some of the many games which are always associated with Hallowe’en.

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