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Pipefuls

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."
This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.
To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.
Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."
Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.
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Pipefuls

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Pipefuls is here in full — 435 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."
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This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.
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To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.
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Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."
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Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

assaulted verb US /əˈsɔːltɪd/

past form of “assault” — attack someone physically or emotionally

From this reading “Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.”

Bookman noun US /ˈbʊkmən/

a learned person (especially in the humanities); someone who by long study has gained mastery in one or more disciplines

Browne noun US /braʊn/

English illustrator of several of Dickens' novels (1815-1882)

From this reading “Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."”

painless adjective US /ˈpeɪnləs/

requiring little hard work or exertion

From this reading “Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.”

reprint noun US /riˈprɪnt/

a publication (such as a book) that is reprinted without changes or editing and offered again for sale

From this reading “To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.”

rib noun US /rɪb/

support resembling the rib of an animal

From this reading “Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."”

Shandy noun US /ˈʃændi/

a drink made of beer and lemonade

From this reading “Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."”

unrevised adjective US /ənriˈvaɪzd/

not improved or brought up to date

From this reading “Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.”

All words in this reading · 107

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

AdamnounUS /ˈædəm/

(Old Testament) in Judeo-Christian mythology; the first man and the husband of Eve and the progenitor of the human race

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

appearancenounUS /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

arrangeverbUS /ərˈeɪndʒ/

put into a proper or systematic order

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

assaultedverbUS /əˈsɔːltɪd/

past form of “assault” — attack someone physically or emotionally

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

blameverbUS /bleɪm/

put or pin the blame on

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

BookmannounUS /ˈbʊkmən/

a learned person (especially in the humanities); someone who by long study has gained mastery in one or more disciplines

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

BrownenounUS /braʊn/

English illustrator of several of Dickens' novels (1815-1882)

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

carefuladjectiveUS /ˈkerfəl/

exercising caution or showing care or attention

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

chuse

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

CitynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

collectionnounUS /kəˈlekʃən/

several things grouped together or considered as a whole

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

commitverbUS /kəˈmɪt/

perform an act, usually with a negative connotation

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

deceasenounUS /dɪˈsiːs/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

defencelessadjective

lacking protection or support

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

dispositionnounUS /ˌdɪspəˈzɪʃən/

your usual mood

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

Doubleday

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

edifiedadjective

instructed and encouraged in moral, intellectual, and spiritual improvement

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

EvenounUS /iːv/

(Old Testament) Adam's wife in Judeo-Christian mythology: the first woman and mother of the human race; God created Eve from Adam's rib and placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

EveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

Everybody's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

fragmentsnounUS /ˈfræɡmənts/

plural of “fragment” — a piece broken off or cut off of something else

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

friendlyadjectiveUS /ˈfrendli/

characteristic of or befitting a friend

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

GardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

gratefuladjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtfəl/

feeling or showing gratitude

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

gravelyadverbUS /ˈɡreɪvli/

in a grave and sober manner

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

hemm'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

indecorumnoun

a lack of decorum

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

indecorums

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

LedgernounUS /ˈledʒər/

a record in which commercial accounts are recorded

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

membersnounUS /ˈmembərz/

plural of “member” — one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

newspapersnounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

PagenounUS /peɪdʒ/

one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

painlessadjectiveUS /ˈpeɪnləs/

requiring little hard work or exertion

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

pallidadjectiveUS /ˈpæləd/

abnormally deficient in color as suggesting physical or emotional distress

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

permissionnounUS /pərˈmɪʃən/

approval to do something

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

PhiladelphianounUS /ˌfɪləˈdelfiə/

the largest city in Pennsylvania; located in the southeastern part of the state on the Delaware river; site of Independence Hall where the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution were signed; site of the University of Pennsylvania

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

PostverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

printsnounUS /prɪnts/

plural of “print” — the text appearing in a book, newspaper, or other printed publication

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

PublicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

PublishersnounUS /ˈpʌblɪʃərz/

plural of “publisher” — a firm in the publishing business

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

readernounUS /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

reprintnounUS /riˈprɪnt/

a publication (such as a book) that is reprinted without changes or editing and offered again for sale

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

ribnounUS /rɪb/

support resembling the rib of an animal

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

ribsnounUS /rɪbz/

plural of “rib” — support resembling the rib of an animal

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

ShandynounUS /ˈʃændi/

a drink made of beer and lemonade

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

sketchesnounUS /ˈsketʃəz/

plural of “sketch” — preliminary drawing for later elaboration

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

ThomasnounUS /ˈtɑːməs/

United States clockmaker who introduced mass production (1785-1859)

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

TristramnounUS /ˈtrɪstrəm/

(Middle Ages) the nephew of the king of Cornwall who (according to legend) fell in love with his uncle's bride (Iseult) after they mistakenly drank a love potion that left them eternally in love with each other

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading This little book was edified (for the most part) out of the ribs of two friendly newspapers, The New York _Evening Post_ and The Philadelphia _Evening Public Ledger_.

unrevisedadjectiveUS /ənriˈvaɪzd/

not improved or brought up to date

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

WeeklynounUS /ˈwiːkli/

a periodical that is published every week (or 52 issues per year)

From this reading To them, and to _The Bookman_, _Everybody's_, and _The Publishers' Weekly_, I am grateful for permission to reprint.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Tristram Shandy said, "When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em let him chuse which he will, the world will blame him."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Now it is one indecorum to let this collection of small sketches go out (as they do) unrevised and just as they assaulted the defenceless reader of the daily prints; and the other indecorum would be to take fragments of this kind too gravely, and attempt by more careful disposition of their pallid members to arrange them into some appearance of painless decease.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading Garden City New York Doubleday, Page & Company Sir Thomas Browne said that Eve was "edified out of the rib of Adam."

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Garden
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Doubleday
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