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Please pass the cream: A comedy
Please pass the cream: A comedy

Chapter I

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AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.
TIME--_Breakfast_.
TIME OF PLAYING--_Twenty Minutes_.
COSTUMES.
MR.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Please pass the cream: A comedy

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Please pass the cream: A comedy is here in full — 569 sentences across 114 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/113 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.
Line 2
TIME--_Breakfast_.
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TIME OF PLAYING--_Twenty Minutes_.
Line 4
COSTUMES.
/kɑːˈstuːmz/
Line 5
MR.
/ˈmɪstər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Anywhere adverb US /ˈeniwer/

at or in or to any place

author noun US /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.”

Breakfast verb US /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

costumes noun US /kɑːˈstuːmz/

plural of “costume” — the attire worn in a play or at a fancy dress ball

From this reading “COSTUMES.”

playing noun US /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading “TIME OF PLAYING--_Twenty Minutes_.”

Quarrel noun US /ˈkwɔːrəl/

an angry dispute

From this reading “AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.”

Smith's noun US /smɪθs/

possessive form of “smith” — Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

Unlucky adjective US /ənˈlʌki/

having or bringing misfortune

From this reading “AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Twenty Minutes noun + noun

In this reading “TIME OF PLAYING--_Twenty Minutes_.”

Unlucky Day adjective + noun

In this reading “AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.”

All words in this reading · 18

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Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

AnywhereadverbUS /ˈeniwer/

at or in or to any place

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

BreakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading TIME--_Breakfast_.

COSTUMESnounUS /kɑːˈstuːmz/

plural of “costume” — the attire worn in a play or at a fancy dress ball

From this reading COSTUMES.

DaynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

MinutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading TIME OF PLAYING--_Twenty Minutes_.

MRnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading MR.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

PLACEnounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

PLAYINGnounUS /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading TIME OF PLAYING--_Twenty Minutes_.

QuarrelnounUS /ˈkwɔːrəl/

an angry dispute

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

Smith'snounUS /smɪθs/

possessive form of “smith” — Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

TheirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

TIMEnounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading TIME--_Breakfast_.

TwentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading TIME OF PLAYING--_Twenty Minutes_.

UnluckyadjectiveUS /ənˈlʌki/

having or bringing misfortune

From this reading AUTHOR OF _“Their First Quarrel” and “Smith’s Unlucky Day.”_ PLACE--_Anywhere_.

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