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Police!!!

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Police!!! is here in full — 443 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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POLICE!!!
All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.
Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!
Which is going some, you say?
In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.
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Police!!!

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Police!!! is here in full — 443 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
POLICE!!!
/pəˈliːs/
Line 2
All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.
/ɔːl ðə ˈprɪti θɪŋz juː seɪ ɔːl ðə ˈprɪti θɪŋz juː duː ɪn jɔːr oʊn dɪˈlaɪtfəl weɪ meɪk miː fɔːl ɪn lʌv wɪð juː ˈtɜːrnɪŋ ˈɔːtəm ˈɪntuː meɪ/
Line 3
Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!
Line 4
Which is going some, you say?
/wɪtʃ ɪz ˈɡoʊɪŋ sʌm juː seɪ/
Line 5
In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.
/ɪn maɪ dʌl pəˈdæntɪk weɪ aɪ æm ˈfæʃənɪŋ maɪ leɪ dʒʌst bɪˈkɔːz aɪ wɑːnt tuː pliːz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Autumn noun US /ˈɔːtəm/

the season when the leaves fall from the trees

From this reading “All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.”

delightful adjective US /dɪˈlaɪtfəl/

greatly pleasing or entertaining

From this reading “All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.”

dull adjective US /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading “In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.”

fashioning noun US /ˈfæʃənɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading “In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.”

gay adjective US /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading “Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!”

pedantic adjective US /pəˈdæntɪk/

marked by a narrow focus on or display of learning especially its trivial aspects

From this reading “In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.”

police noun US /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading “POLICE!!!”

twice adverb US /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading “Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!”

All words in this reading · 45

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

AutumnnounUS /ˈɔːtəm/

the season when the leaves fall from the trees

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

delightfuladjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtfəl/

greatly pleasing or entertaining

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

fallverbUS /fɔːl/

descend in free fall under the influence of gravity

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

fashioningnounUS /ˈfæʃənɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

gayadjectiveUS /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Which is going some, you say?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

Louise

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

MakeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

Maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

pedanticadjectiveUS /pəˈdæntɪk/

marked by a narrow focus on or display of learning especially its trivial aspects

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

POLICEnounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading POLICE!!!

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Which is going some, you say?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

TurningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

twiceadverbUS /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading Every day is twice as gay Just because of you, Louise!

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading In my dull, pedantic way I am fashioning my lay Just because I want to please.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

WhichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Which is going some, you say?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading All the pretty things you say, All the pretty things you do In your own delightful way Make me fall in love with you, Turning Autumn into May.

Chapter 1 of Police!!! by Robert W. (Robert William) Chambers holds 443 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Police!!! contain?

Chapter 1 holds 443 sentences of Police!!!, unabridged, divided into 89 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Police!!! by Robert W. (Robert William) Chambers exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 443 sentences, grouped into 89 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Police!!!?

Work through the 89 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 89 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Police!!!

Common questions about reading Police!!! by Robert W. (Robert William) Chambers on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Police!!!?

Yes. All 3151 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #18515 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Police!!! is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #18515, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Police!!! take to read?

About 262 minutes of reading across 631 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Police!!! section by section

How to work through Police!!! section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 7 chapters of Police!!! to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in Police!!!

Words and structures a reader meets early in Police!!!, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Police
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Police!!!; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Pretty
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Police!!!; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Things
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Police!!!; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Delightful
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Police!!!; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.