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Police!!!

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Police!!! is here in full — 458 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.
I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.
He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.
A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.
I never knew why he fired; he never offered any explanation.
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Archivist
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Police!!!

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Police!!! is here in full — 458 sentences across 92 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/91 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.
Line 2
I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.
Line 3
He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.
/hiː kept ˈdɑːdʒɪŋ əˈbaʊt ənd ˈtwɪstɪŋ hɪz hed ənˈtɪl aɪ ˈrɪli θɔːt ɪt wʊd kʌm ɔːf ənˈles ɪt hæd bɪn skruːd ɑːn laɪk ðə tɑːp ʌv ə piˈænoʊ stuːl/
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A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.
Line 5
I never knew why he fired; he never offered any explanation.
/aɪ ˈnevər nuː waɪ hiː ˈfaɪərd hiː ˈnevər ˈɔːfərd ˈeni ˌekspləˈneɪʃən/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

distinguish verb US /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃ/

mark as different

From this reading “I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.”

dodging noun US /ˈdɑːdʒɪŋ/

nonperformance of something distasteful (as by deceit or trickery) that you are supposed to do

From this reading “He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.”

innocently adverb US /ˈɪnəsəntli/

in a not unlawful manner

From this reading “"She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.”

kisses noun US /ˈkɪsəz/

plural of “kiss” — the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading “"She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.”

pistol noun US /ˈpɪstəl/

a firearm that is held and fired with one hand

From this reading “A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.”

screwed verb US /skruːd/

past form of “screw” — have sexual intercourse with

From this reading “He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.”

stool noun US /stuːl/

a simple seat without a back or arms

From this reading “He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.”

twisting noun US /ˈtwɪstɪŋ/

the act of distorting something so it seems to mean something it was not intended to mean

From this reading “He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading I never knew why he fired; he never offered any explanation.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.

distinguishverbUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃ/

mark as different

From this reading I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.

dodgingnounUS /ˈdɑːdʒɪŋ/

nonperformance of something distasteful (as by deceit or trickery) that you are supposed to do

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.

Evelyn

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

explanationnounUS /ˌekspləˈneɪʃən/

a statement that makes something comprehensible by describing the relevant structure or operation or circumstances etc.

From this reading I never knew why he fired; he never offered any explanation.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.

firedadjectiveUS /ˈfaɪərd/

having lost your job

From this reading A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.

GreyadjectiveUS /ɡreɪ/

of an achromatic color of any lightness intermediate between the extremes of white and black

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.

innocentlyadverbUS /ˈɪnəsəntli/

in a not unlawful manner

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

Kemper

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

kissesnounUS /ˈkɪsəz/

plural of “kiss” — the act of caressing with the lips (or an instance thereof)

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I never knew why he fired; he never offered any explanation.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.

lateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading I don't know how much Kemper could distinguish.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I never knew why he fired; he never offered any explanation.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

offeredverbUS /ˈɔːfərd/

past form of “offer” — make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading I never knew why he fired; he never offered any explanation.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

pianonounUS /piˈænoʊ/

a keyboard instrument that is played by depressing keys that cause hammers to strike tuned strings and produce sounds

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

pistolnounUS /ˈpɪstəl/

a firearm that is held and fired with one hand

From this reading A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.

screwedverbUS /skruːd/

past form of “screw” — have sexual intercourse with

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

stoolnounUS /stuːl/

a simple seat without a back or arms

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

turnsnounUS /tɜːrnz/

plural of “turn” — a circular segment of a curve

From this reading "She kisses me and turns out the light," said Evelyn Grey, innocently.

twiceadverbUS /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.

twistingnounUS /ˈtwɪstɪŋ/

the act of distorting something so it seems to mean something it was not intended to mean

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

unlessconjunctionUS /ənˈles/

except if; if not

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading A few minutes later he fired his pistol twice; and Evelyn sat up.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading I never knew why he fired; he never offered any explanation.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading He kept dodging about and twisting his head until I really thought it would come off, unless it had been screwed on like the top of a piano stool.

Chapter 2 of Police!!! by Robert W. (Robert William) Chambers holds 458 sentences, grouped into 92 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 458 sentences of Police!!!, unabridged, divided into 92 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Police!!! by Robert W. (Robert William) Chambers exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 458 sentences, grouped into 92 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Police
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Pretty
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Things
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Delightful
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