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Pop-Guns: One Serious and One Funny

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Pop-Guns: One Serious and One Funny is here in full — 472 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.
He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.
* * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”
“Grand!” cried the children.
“We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”
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Pop-Guns: One Serious and One Funny

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Pop-Guns: One Serious and One Funny is here in full — 472 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/94 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.
/juː meɪ biː ʃʊr bɑːbz ˈmʌðər wɑːz ˈræðər ɡlæd bʌt oʊld æz hiː wɑːz bɑːb kʊd nɑːt help ˈʃedɪŋ ə fjuː terz fɔːr hɪz ˈklʌmzi ˈʌɡli pet/
Line 2
He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.
Line 3
* * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”
/ðer sed ænt ˈfæni wʌt duː juː θɪŋk ʌv ˈdʒɑːniz ˈstɔːri/
Line 4
“Grand!” cried the children.
/ɡrænd kraɪd ðə ˈtʃɪldrən/
Line 5
“We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”
/wiː noʊ mɔːr əˈbaʊt berz naʊ ðæn wiː ˈevər dɪd bɪˈfɔːr/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bears noun US /berz/

plural of “bear” — massive plantigrade carnivorous or omnivorous mammals with long shaggy coats and strong claws

From this reading ““We know more about bears now than we ever did before.””

Bob's noun US /bɑːbz/

possessive form of “bob” — a former monetary unit in Great Britain

clumsy adjective US /ˈklʌmzi/

lacking grace in movement or posture

From this reading “You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.”

Fanny noun US /ˈfæni/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading “* * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?””

Johnny's noun US /ˈdʒɑːniz/

possessive form of “johnny” — “Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

pet noun US /pet/

a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement

From this reading “You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.”

shedding noun US /ˈʃedɪŋ/

the process whereby something is shed

From this reading “You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.”

ugly adjective US /ˈʌɡli/

displeasing to the senses

From this reading “You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

gave up verb + adjective counted as “give up”

lose (s.th.) or lose the right to (s.th.) by some error, offense, or crime

In this reading “He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.”

think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading “* * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?””

All words in this reading · 72

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

AuntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

BEARverbUS /ber/

have

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

bearsnounUS /berz/

plural of “bear” — massive plantigrade carnivorous or omnivorous mammals with long shaggy coats and strong claws

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

bewailing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

BobverbUS /bɑːb/

move up and down repeatedly

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

Bob'snounUS /bɑːbz/

possessive form of “bob” — a former monetary unit in Great Britain

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

BROTHERnounUS /ˈbrʌðər/

a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading “Grand!” cried the children.

clumsyadjectiveUS /ˈklʌmzi/

lacking grace in movement or posture

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “Grand!” cried the children.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

endnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

FannynounUS /ˈfæni/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

farmernounUS /ˈfɑːrmər/

a person who operates a farm

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

gladadjectiveUS /ɡlæd/

showing or causing joy and pleasure; especially made happy

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

GrandadjectiveUS /ɡrænd/

of behavior that is impressive and ambitious in scale or scope

From this reading “Grand!” cried the children.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

Johnny'snounUS /ˈdʒɑːniz/

possessive form of “johnny” — “Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

passverbUS /pæs/

go across or through

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

petnounUS /pet/

a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

sheddingnounUS /ˈʃedɪŋ/

the process whereby something is shed

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

tragicaladjective

very sad; especially involving grief or death or destruction

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

uglyadjectiveUS /ˈʌɡli/

displeasing to the senses

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading He got a new and pretty pet before long; and so it came to pass that the farmer and all his family soon gave up bewailing the tragical end of BROTHER BOB’S BEAR.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “We know more about bears now than we ever did before.”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading * * * * * “There!” said Aunt Fanny; “what do you think of Johnny’s story?”

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You may be sure, Bob’s mother was rather glad, but, old as he was, Bob could not help shedding a few tears for his clumsy, ugly pet.

Chapter 2 of Pop-Guns: One Serious and One Funny by Aunt Fanny holds 472 sentences, grouped into 95 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Pop-guns
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Pop-gun
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