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Porridge poetry

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Porridge poetry is here in full — 155 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.
Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.
Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.
_Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.
My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.
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Porridge poetry

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Porridge poetry is here in full — 155 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/31 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.
/wɜːrdz ənd ˈfreɪzəz ɪn aɪˈtælɪks ɑːr sərˈaʊndɪd baɪ ˌʌndərˈskɔːrz laɪk ðɪs/
Line 2
Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.
Line 3
Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.
/ˈɑːbviəs ˈprɪntɪŋ ˈerərz sʌtʃ æz ˈmɪsɪŋ ɔːr ˈpɑːrʃəli ˈprɪntɪd ˈletərz ənd ˌpʌŋktʃuːˈeɪʃən wɜːr kərˈektəd/
Line 4
_Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.
Line 5
My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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cheesy adjective US /ˈtʃiːzi/

of very poor quality; flimsy

From this reading “My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.”

italics noun US /aɪˈtælɪks/

plural of “italic” — a style of handwriting with the letters slanting to the right

From this reading “Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.”

partially adverb US /ˈpɑːrʃəli/

to some extent; in some degree; not wholly

From this reading “Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.”

Porridge noun US /ˈpɔːrədʒ/

soft food made by boiling oatmeal or other meal or legumes in water or milk until thick

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.”

printing noun US /ˈprɪntɪŋ/

text handwritten in the style of printed matter

From this reading “Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.”

punctuation noun US /ˌpʌŋktʃuːˈeɪʃən/

something that makes repeated and regular interruptions or divisions

From this reading “Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.”

rhymes noun US /raɪmz/

plural of “rhyme” — correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.”

underscores noun US /ˌʌndərˈskɔːrz/

plural of “underscore” — a line drawn underneath (especially under written matter)

From this reading “Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Dear Children adjective + noun counted as “dear child”

In this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.”

pick out verb + adjective

pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

In this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.”

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AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

cheesyadjectiveUS /ˈtʃiːzi/

of very poor quality; flimsy

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

ChildrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

correctedadjectiveUS /kərˈektəd/

having something undesirable neutralized

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

crimenounUS /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

errorsnounUS /ˈerərz/

plural of “error” — a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

flavournoun

the general atmosphere of a place or situation and the effect that it has on people

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

followverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊ/

to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

freeverbUS /friː/

grant freedom to; free from confinement

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

gentleadjectiveUS /ˈdʒentəl/

soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

ice-box

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

illustrationsnounUS /ˌɪləˈstreɪʃənz/

plural of “illustration” — artwork that helps make something clear or attractive

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

inspiration's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

italicsnounUS /aɪˈtælɪks/

plural of “italic” — a style of handwriting with the letters slanting to the right

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

ItsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

Mid-poem

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

missingadjectiveUS /ˈmɪsɪŋ/

not able to be found

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

movedadjectiveUS /muːvd/

being excited or provoked to the expression of an emotion

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

ObviousadjectiveUS /ˈɑːbviəs/

easily perceived by the senses or grasped by the mind

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

partiallyadverbUS /ˈpɑːrʃəli/

to some extent; in some degree; not wholly

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

phrasesnounUS /ˈfreɪzəz/

plural of “phrase” — an expression consisting of one or more words forming a grammatical constituent of a sentence

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

pickverbUS /pɪk/

select carefully from a group

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

poemnounUS /ˈpoʊəm/

a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

PoetnounUS /ˈpoʊət/

a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

PorridgenounUS /ˈpɔːrədʒ/

soft food made by boiling oatmeal or other meal or legumes in water or milk until thick

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

printedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

printingnounUS /ˈprɪntɪŋ/

text handwritten in the style of printed matter

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

punctuationnounUS /ˌpʌŋktʃuːˈeɪʃən/

something that makes repeated and regular interruptions or divisions

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

relatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈleɪtɪd/

being connected either logically or causally or by shared characteristics

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

rhymesnounUS /raɪmz/

plural of “rhyme” — correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

rhymin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

slightlyadverbUS /ˈslaɪtli/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

spice-box

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Obvious printing errors, such as missing or partially printed letters and punctuation, were corrected.

surroundedadjectiveUS /sərˈaʊndɪd/

confined on all sides

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

underscoresnounUS /ˌʌndərˈskɔːrz/

plural of “underscore” — a line drawn underneath (especially under written matter)

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

versenounUS /vɜːrs/

literature in metrical form

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading My verse is very free and easy, Its flavour sometimes slightly cheesy; But that, my friends, is no great crime in The gentle art of kitchen rhymin’.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Mid-poem illustrations were moved to follow the related poem.

WordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, _like this_.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Dear Children, I would have you know it: That this is me, the Porridge Poet, My inspiration’s in the ice-box; My rhymes I pick out from the spice-box.

Chapter 1 of Porridge poetry by Hugh Lofting holds 155 sentences, grouped into 31 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Porridge poetry contain?

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