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Problematic Characters: A Novel

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The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.
Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.
Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:
"You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.
I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."
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Problematic Characters: A Novel

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Problematic Characters: A Novel is here in full — 110 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/22 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.
/ðə ˈbærən hæd ˈɔːfərd ˈɔːzwɔːld ə ˈkærɪdʒ tuː draɪv tuː tʃɜːrtʃ bʌt ðə jʌŋ mæn dɪˈklaɪnd rɪˈmembərɪŋ stɪl ðə ˈiːvəl θɔːts tuː wɪtʃ hiː hæd bɪn ˈtemptɪd baɪ ðə ˈsloʊnəs ʌv ðə beɪz ɑːn ðə naɪt ʌv hɪz ərˈaɪvəl/
Line 2
Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.
Line 3
Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:
/ˈbruːnoʊ wʊd hæv laɪkt best tuː əˈkʌmpəni ˈɔːzwɔːld bʌt æz ðə ˈlætər beɡd hɪm tuː steɪ æt hoʊm hiː sed/
Line 4
"You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.
/juː ɑːr ˈveri ɡlæd tuː ɡet rɪd ʌv miː fɔːr ə fjuː ˈaʊərz aɪ noʊ bʌt aɪ noʊ ˈɔːlsoʊ wʌt aɪ ʃæl duː/
Line 5
I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."
/aɪ ʃæl ɡoʊ ˈɪntuː ðə wʊdz ənd nɑːt rɪˈtɜːrn hoʊm tɪl ˈiːvnɪŋ/

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bays noun US /beɪz/

plural of “bay” — an indentation of a shoreline larger than a cove but smaller than a gulf

From this reading “The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.”

Bruno noun US /ˈbruːnoʊ/

German pope from 1049 to 1054 whose papacy was the beginning of papal reforms in the 11th century (1002-1054)

From this reading “Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.”

declined verb US /dɪˈklaɪnd/

past form of “decline” — grow worse

From this reading “The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.”

neighbor noun US /ˈneɪbər/

a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading “Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.”

Oswald noun US /ˈɔːzwɔːld/

United States assassin of President John F. Kennedy (1939-1963)

From this reading “The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.”

remembering noun US /rɪˈmembərɪŋ/

the cognitive processes whereby past experience is remembered

From this reading “The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.”

slowness noun US /ˈsloʊnəs/

unskillfulness resulting from a lack of training

From this reading “The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.”

tempted verb US /ˈtemptɪd/

past form of “tempt” — dispose or incline or entice to

From this reading “The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.”

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few hours adjective + noun

In this reading “"You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.”

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.”

return home verb + noun

In this reading “I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."”

liked best adjective + noun

In this reading “Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:”

into the woods preposition + article + noun counted as “into … woods”

In this reading “I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."”

at home preposition + noun

a reception held in your own home

In this reading “Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:”

rid of verb + particle

do away with

In this reading “"You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.”

go into verb + particle

to come or go into

In this reading “I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

accompanyverbUS /əˈkʌmpəni/

be present or associated with an event or entity

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

arrivalnounUS /ərˈaɪvəl/

accomplishment of an objective

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

baronnounUS /ˈbærən/

a nobleman (in various countries) of varying rank

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

baysnounUS /beɪz/

plural of “bay” — an indentation of a shoreline larger than a cove but smaller than a gulf

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

beggedverbUS /beɡd/

inflected form of “beg” — call upon in supplication; entreat

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

BrunonounUS /ˈbruːnoʊ/

German pope from 1049 to 1054 whose papacy was the beginning of papal reforms in the 11th century (1002-1054)

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

carriagenounUS /ˈkærɪdʒ/

a railcar where passengers ride

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

declinedverbUS /dɪˈklaɪnd/

past form of “decline” — grow worse

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

driveverbUS /draɪv/

operate or control a vehicle

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."

evilnounUS /ˈiːvəl/

morally objectionable behavior

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

gladadjectiveUS /ɡlæd/

showing or causing joy and pleasure; especially made happy

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

hoursnounUS /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

latteradjectiveUS /ˈlætər/

referring to the second of two things or persons mentioned (or the last one or ones of several)

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

likedadjectiveUS /laɪkt/

found pleasant or attractive; often used as a combining form

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

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From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

neighbornounUS /ˈneɪbər/

a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

offeredverbUS /ˈɔːfərd/

past form of “offer” — make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

OswaldnounUS /ˈɔːzwɔːld/

United States assassin of President John F. Kennedy (1939-1963)

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

rememberingnounUS /rɪˈmembərɪŋ/

the cognitive processes whereby past experience is remembered

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

returnverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."

ridverbUS /rɪd/

relieve from

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

slownessnounUS /ˈsloʊnəs/

unskillfulness resulting from a lack of training

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

sonsnounUS /sʌnz/

plural of “son” — a male human offspring

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

temptedverbUS /ˈtemptɪd/

past form of “tempt” — dispose or incline or entice to

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

thoughtsnounUS /θɔːts/

plural of “thought” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

visitverbUS /ˈvɪzɪt/

go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Bruno and Malte were looking for a visit from the sons of a neighbor.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

woodsnounUS /wʊdz/

the trees and other plants in a large densely wooded area

From this reading I shall go into the woods, and not return home till evening."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Bruno would have liked best to accompany Oswald, but as the latter begged him to stay at home, he said:

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You are very glad to get rid of me for a few hours, I know, but I know also what I shall do.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading The baron had offered Oswald a carriage to drive to church, but the young man declined, remembering still the evil thoughts to which he had been tempted by the slowness of the bays on the night of his arrival.

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