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Punch, or the London Charivari, May 6, 1914
Punch, or the London Charivari, May 6, 1914

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch, or the London Charivari, May 6, 1914 is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The flower of the tribe, no doubt.
* * * * * * * * * * WATER IS BEST.
(_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.
No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!
Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.
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Archivist
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Punch, or the London Charivari, May 6, 1914

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Punch, or the London Charivari, May 6, 1914 is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The flower of the tribe, no doubt.
/ðə ˈflaʊər ʌv ðə traɪb noʊ daʊt/
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* * * * * * * * * * WATER IS BEST.
/ˈwɔːtər ɪz best/
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(_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.
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No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!
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Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

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gibes noun US /dʒaɪbz/

plural of “gibe” — an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect

From this reading “No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!”

jokers noun US /ˈdʒoʊkərz/

plural of “joker” — a person who enjoys telling or playing jokes

From this reading “Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.”

Lauding verb US /ˈlɔːdɪŋ/

-ing form of “laud” — praise, glorify, or honor

From this reading “(_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.”

Manzanilla noun US /ˌmænzəˈnɪlə/

very dry pale sherry from Spain

From this reading “(_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.”

senile adjective US /ˈsiːnaɪl/

mentally or physically infirm with age

From this reading “Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.”

Shuns verb US /ʃʌnz/

third-person singular of “shun” — avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of

From this reading “(_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.”

teetotaler noun US /ˌtiːtoʊˈteɪlər/

a total abstainer

From this reading “(_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.”

Vanilla noun US /vəˈnɪlə/

any of numerous climbing plants of the genus Vanilla having fleshy leaves and clusters of large waxy highly fragrant white or green or topaz flowers

From this reading “Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

Adam'snounUS /ˈædəmz/

possessive form of “adam” — (Old Testament) in Judeo-Christian mythology; the first man and the husband of Eve and the progenitor of the human race

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

agedadjectiveUS /eɪdʒd/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

AlcoholnounUS /ˈælkəhɑːl/

a liquor or brew containing alcohol as the active agent

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

alenounUS /eɪl/

a general name for beer made with a top fermenting yeast; in some of the United States an ale is (by law) a brew of more than 4% alcohol by volume

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

attacknounUS /əˈtæk/

(military) an offensive against an enemy (using weapons)

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

BacchusnounUS /ˈbækɪs/

(classical mythology) god of wine; equivalent of Dionysus

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

banditnounUS /ˈbændət/

an armed thief who is (usually) a member of a band

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

beernounUS /bɪr/

a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

BESTnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * WATER IS BEST.

bottle-noses

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From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

Can't

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From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

choicestadjectiveUS /ˈtʃɔɪsəst/

superlative of “choice” — of superior grade

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

coarselyadverb

in coarse pieces

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

consolationnounUS /ˌkɑːnsəˈleɪʃən/

the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

denouncedverbUS /dɪˈnaʊnst/

past form of “denounce” — speak out against

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading The flower of the tribe, no doubt.

drunkardnounUS /ˈdrʌŋkərd/

a chronic drinker

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

dryadjectiveUS /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

FiercelyadverbUS /ˈfɪrsli/

in a physically fierce manner

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

flowernounUS /ˈflaʊər/

a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading The flower of the tribe, no doubt.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

GeneraladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

gibesnounUS /dʒaɪbz/

plural of “gibe” — an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

gladlyadverbUS /ˈɡlædli/

in a willing manner

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

hailverbUS /heɪl/

praise vociferously

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

Horsley

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From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

how

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From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

Huerta

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From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

incarnadineverb

make flesh-colored

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

IndulgeverbUS /ˌɪnˈdʌldʒ/

give free rein to

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

ISauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * WATER IS BEST.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

jadedadjectiveUS /ˈdʒeɪdəd/

exhausted

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

jokersnounUS /ˈdʒoʊkərz/

plural of “joker” — a person who enjoys telling or playing jokes

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

LaudingverbUS /ˈlɔːdɪŋ/

-ing form of “laud” — praise, glorify, or honor

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

LearningnounUS /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

liquidadjectiveUS /ˈlɪkwəd/

existing as or having characteristics of a liquid; especially tending to flow

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

majestynounUS /ˈmædʒəsti/

impressiveness in scale or proportion

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

ManzanillanounUS /ˌmænzəˈnɪlə/

very dry pale sherry from Spain

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

MexiconounUS /ˈmeksəkoʊ/

a republic in southern North America; became independent from Spain in 1810

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

Monopole

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From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The flower of the tribe, no doubt.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The flower of the tribe, no doubt.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

panegyrics

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From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

Pilsennoun

a town in Czech Republic where Pilsner beer originated

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

potnounUS /pɑːt/

metal or earthenware cooking vessel that is usually round and deep; often has a handle and lid

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

PreferverbUS /prəˈfɜːr/

like better; value more highly

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

RegardsnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdz/

plural of “regard” — (usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

Sarsaparillanoun

any of various prickly climbing plants of the tropical American genus Smilax having aromatic roots and heart-shaped leaves

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

senileadjectiveUS /ˈsiːnaɪl/

mentally or physically infirm with age

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

ShunsverbUS /ʃʌnz/

third-person singular of “shun” — avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

slakes

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From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

soakers

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From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

sonsnounUS /sʌnz/

plural of “son” — a male human offspring

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

sotnounUS /sɔːt/

a chronic drinker

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

spitenounUS /spaɪt/

feeling a need to see others suffer

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

stickverbUS /stɪk/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

teetotalernounUS /ˌtiːtoʊˈteɪlər/

a total abstainer

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The flower of the tribe, no doubt.

TheirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

thirstnounUS /θɜːrst/

a physiological need to drink

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

tribenounUS /traɪb/

a social division of (usually preliterate) people

From this reading The flower of the tribe, no doubt.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

VanillanounUS /vəˈnɪlə/

any of numerous climbing plants of the genus Vanilla having fleshy leaves and clusters of large waxy highly fragrant white or green or topaz flowers

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

vexationnoun

anger produced by some annoying irritation

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

VillanounUS /ˈvɪlə/

Mexican revolutionary leader (1877-1923)

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

WATERnounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading * * * * * * * * * * WATER IS BEST.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

WilsonnounUS /ˈwɪlsən/

author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

winenounUS /waɪn/

fermented juice (of grapes especially)

From this reading Let senile soakers And jaded jokers Their bottle-noses still incarnadine, But we, with Villa, Prefer Vanilla Or Sarsaparilla to the choicest wine.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading (_General Villa, who is a teetotaler, has denounced General Huerta as an old drunkard._) When sons of Bacchus Fiercely attack us, Lauding the majesty of Alcohol, And, spite of Horsley, Indulge quite coarsely In panegyrics of dry Monopole-- For consolation In our vexation The news from Mexico we gladly hail, Learning how Villa Shuns Manzanilla And only slakes his thirst with Adam's ale.

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading No wonder Wilson The beer of Pilsen Regards as liquid death within the pot, When even a bandit Can't stick or stand it, And gibes at Huerta as an aged sot!

Chapter 2 of Punch, or the London Charivari, May 6, 1914 by Various holds 396 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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