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Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch is here in full — 702 sentences across 141 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
Vol. 159.
October 20, 1920.
CHARIVARIA.
"Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."
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Punch

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Punch is here in full — 702 sentences across 141 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/140 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
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Vol. 159.
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October 20, 1920.
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CHARIVARIA.
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"Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."
/weˈnevər aɪ æm ɪn ˈlʌndən raɪts æn əˈmerəkən ˈdʒɜːrnələst aɪ ˈnevər mɪs ðə haʊs ʌv ˈkɑːmənz/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

American noun US /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading “"Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."”

Commons noun US /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading “"Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."”

journalist noun US /ˈdʒɜːrnələst/

a writer for newspapers and magazines

From this reading “"Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."”

london noun US /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading “PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.”

October noun US /ɑːkˈtoʊbər/

the month following September and preceding November

From this reading “October 20, 1920.”

punch verb US /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading “PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.”

Whenever conjunction US /weˈnevər/

at any time that; every time that

From this reading “"Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."”

writes verb US /raɪts/

third-person singular of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading “"Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."”

All words in this reading · 24

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159

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vol. 159.

1920

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From this reading October 20, 1920.

20

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From this reading October 20, 1920.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

CHARIVARInoun

a noisy mock serenade (made by banging pans and kettles) to a newly married couple

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

CHARIVARIA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CHARIVARIA.

CommonsnounUS /ˈkɑːmənz/

a piece of open land for recreational use in an urban area

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

HousenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

journalistnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnələst/

a writer for newspapers and magazines

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

LONDONnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

missverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

OctobernounUS /ɑːkˈtoʊbər/

the month following September and preceding November

From this reading October 20, 1920.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

ORconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

PUNCHverbUS /pʌntʃ/

deliver a quick blow to

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

Vol

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Vol. 159.

WheneverconjunctionUS /weˈnevər/

at any time that; every time that

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

writesverbUS /raɪts/

third-person singular of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading "Whenever I am in London," writes an American journalist, "I never miss the House of Commons."

Chapter 1 of Punch by Various holds 702 sentences, grouped into 141 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Punch contain?

Chapter 1 holds 702 sentences of Punch, unabridged, divided into 141 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Punch by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 702 sentences, grouped into 141 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Punch?

Work through the 141 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 141 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Punch

Common questions about reading Punch by Various on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Punch?

Yes. All 702 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #27421 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Punch is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #27421, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Punch take to read?

About 58 minutes of reading across 141 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Punch
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
London
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Charivari
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
October
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.