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Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893
Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893

Chapter I

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MY LANDLORD.
(_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?
The house well built!
The soil so dry!
My Landlord.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893 is here in full — 615 sentences across 123 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/123 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
MY LANDLORD.
/maɪ ˈlændlɔːrd/
Line 2
(_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?
Line 3
The house well built!
/ðə haʊs wel bɪlt/
Line 4
The soil so dry!
/ðə sɔɪl soʊ draɪ/
Line 5
My Landlord.
/maɪ ˈlændlɔːrd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

absurdly adverb US /əbˈsɜːrdli/

in an absurd manner or to an absurd degree

From this reading “(_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?”

built adjective US /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading “The house well built!”

dry adjective US /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading “The soil so dry!”

landlord noun US /ˈlændlɔːrd/

a landowner who leases to others

From this reading “MY LANDLORD.”

lie verb US /laɪ/

be located or situated somewhere; occupy a certain position

From this reading “(_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?”

rent verb US /rent/

let for money

From this reading “(_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?”

soil noun US /sɔɪl/

the state of being covered with unclean things

From this reading “The soil so dry!”

Tenant noun US /ˈtenənt/

someone who pays rent to use land or a building or a car that is owned by someone else

From this reading “(_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?”

All words in this reading · 21

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

absurdlyadverbUS /əbˈsɜːrdli/

in an absurd manner or to an absurd degree

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

builtadjectiveUS /bɪlt/

(used of soaps or cleaning agents) having a substance (an abrasive or filler) added to increase effectiveness

From this reading The house well built!

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

dryadjectiveUS /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading The soil so dry!

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading The house well built!

LANDLORDnounUS /ˈlændlɔːrd/

a landowner who leases to others

From this reading MY LANDLORD.

lieverbUS /laɪ/

be located or situated somewhere; occupy a certain position

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

MYdeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading MY LANDLORD.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

rentverbUS /rent/

let for money

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

scrupled

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The soil so dry!

soilnounUS /sɔɪl/

the state of being covered with unclean things

From this reading The soil so dry!

TenantnounUS /ˈtenənt/

someone who pays rent to use land or a building or a car that is owned by someone else

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The house well built!

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading The house well built!

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading (_By a Tenant._) Who asked a rent absurdly high; Who never scrupled at a lie?

Chapter 1 of Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893 by Various holds 615 sentences, grouped into 123 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 615 sentences of Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893, unabridged, divided into 123 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893 by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 615 sentences, grouped into 123 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 123 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Vocabulary met early in Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893

Words and structures a reader meets early in Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Landlord
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Tenant
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Asked
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Absurdly
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Punch — The London Charivari, October 28th 1893; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.